Shining Armour was walking to the castle to take a nap when he blacked out randomly. Instantly all the crystal ponies surrounded him. The paramedics arrived in a few seconds and took him to the hospital.
When he woke up, Shining Armor was staring in the eyes of a nurse who was inspecting him closely. "What happened?" he asked.
"Shhh. Don't talk. You have an unknown disease. We have to monitor all of your vital signs for a few hours."
"Why can't I..." he began but was cut off again.
"Shush, you can't talk. Sometimes it can mess up the machines." the nurse said.
So Shining Armor lied in bed watching the heart monitor go up and down.
Eventually a doctor came in and checked the reports of his vitals.
"All seems good." he said in a deep voice.
"Yeah, I just can't figure it out." the nurse replied. "Should we call her?"
"IS there any other option?"
"Not at this point."
"Ok, I'll call her." he said pulling out his cell phone. He dialed a number and left the room. Shining Armor could hear some talking from the hall.
"Ok hun. she should be here in a couple minutes, so until then you have to do some light physical work for me."
Shining Armor nodded.
"Lift your back left leg."
Shining did as he was told.
"Now your right one. OK now lift your front legs. Ok good, now roll your head. All right, no changes. Good."
The doctor walked back in and put his phone in the mythical pony pocket. "She'll be here in few."
"Hours? Minutes? Days?"
"Seconds."
And a zebra walked in the door the instant he said seconds.
"Hello, sorry for the wait. I was stopped by somepony's garden gate." Zecora said.
"Wow, your rhymes get worse and worse." The doctor replied. (How do people make these rhymes look so easy? THEY'RE F*CKING HARD!)
"Is he all right? Is this a useless plight?"
"Ok, stop rhyming please, its just annoying."
"Ok then. What is wrong with him?"
"Nothing, he just has a terrible cold and blacks out randomly."
"Oh no. Not this."
"What, what is it?"
"You've heard of cutie pox right?"
"Of course."
"This is the opposite. It takes away special talents. And sense his talent is defending, he can no longer defend against sickness, anything he comes down with will be amplified 100 times. Anything could prove fatal."
"WHAT?"
"Yes, quarantine the area immediately."
"Done."
"Really?"
"Yes, I hit the quarantine button."
"Quite fast and quiet."
"Yes I know. What will you do now Zecora?"
Zecora turned around so she was facing the wall opposite of Shining Armor.
"What are you doing?" Shining asked when Zecora smashed his face in with her hoof. Everything went black.
"What was that?" the doctor asked a little freaked out.
"He must be unconcious, and I must be alone for the actual healing."
"Oh, ok." the doctor said as he left the area.
Then Zecora started her magic.
When he woke up, Shining Armor's face didn't hurt at all. He looked around and saw nothing. He picked up the buzzer and jit it asking for assistance. A minute or two later a nurse walked in.
"Oh, your awake." she said.
"What happened?"
"Zecora kicked you then healed you."
"How long was I out?"
"Well, you were knocked out at 5 and its 8 now so, 2 years."
"TWO YEARS!?!? How'd that happen, what I miss, is Cadence dead, WHERE'S TWILIGHT?"
"Its ok hun, here." the nurse handed him a letter which he read aloud.
"Dear Shining Armor, hello brother, I heard what happened, anyways, I'm ok and so is Cadence. While you were out, I got married. Please mail me back as soon as you can. Love, Twilight Sparkle."
"Go to her." the nurse said after a couple seconds.
Then Shining Armor got up and ran to Twilight's treehouse. He ran and ran until he got there and knocked on the door when a yellow pegasus walked up.
"Oh, hello Shining Armor, Twilight is out at Soarin's house."
"Really? What happened?"
"They got married, duh silly goose."
Then Shining Armor got an idea and teleported to his room in the Crystal Kingdom. He appeared in some shadows where he was invisible and saw Cadence sobbing on their bed hugging a picture of him.
"Cadence?" he asked as he stepped into the light.
She stopped crying and looked up. Next thing he knew, Shining Armor was being buried by kisses.
"Ok Cadence, stop please, we'll do whatever you want later, but I have to go say hi to Twili."
"Oh, ok then." she said a little disappointed.
"Whatever you want tonight." he said with a wink as he teleported to Soarin's house.
He knocked on the door. "Hello." he shouted. "Anypony home?"
Shining Armor heard some talking behind the door then a bunch of dishes smashing on the ground when the door opened and Twilight looked up at him. When she saw him, she froze and stared unsure of what to do next.
"Who is it Twilight?" Soarin asked from the kitchen and started walking up. He stopped right next to Twilight. "Hey man, wassup, who are you?"
"I'm Shining Armor, Twilight's brother." he responded
Soarin fell over in shock.
"Umm so Twilight, how have you been doing?"
"Good." she managed.
Shining Armor spent the rest of the day with Twilight and Soarin just so they get used to the fact that he was there. When night fell, he said goodbye and teleported back to Cadence.
"Well Cadence, I'm here, time to do whatever you want."
Cadence lied in a seductive pose.. "Why hello sexy." she said.
"Oh, is that what you want?"
"Lets do it." she said.
Then Shining Armor crawled in bed and they started the most pleasureful things ever, sex.