//------------------------------// // ...Is that a bomb?! // Story: Skyworld // by LikeaBaws //------------------------------// Seriously dude...you need to stop randomly falling asleep. You try to open your eyes, but a blurring light kept hitting your eyes. Your hooves were stuck behind a chair and your legs were tied up as well. "Ah...he's finally awake." You hear. "Huh? What?" You asked. Besides the random light hitting your eyes, darkness flowed around the area. "Wake up...my prince." You hear. "Why does stuff like this always happen to me?" You ask yourself. Four pair of hooves, and eyes, stared you down. "Awake? Having fun yet?" the first right pair of eyes said. "I don't even know what's going on...so nope." You answer calmly. "I can see that your going to be trap here, forever!" You hear. "Uh huh. Very climatic. Good storyline. But can I get out of here now?" You asked. "Sure...if you can solve this first puzzle." you hear. "Their is a bomb under your chair. Your job is to get out of this room without losing your body parts. You only have 2 minutes to get out of this chair. But be careful, one slight movement can set it off." "Woah, can we just think about this like gentlemen?" You ask, but all you hear is a ticking sound. "The game starts now." You hear and you see the hooves and eyes slowly disappear through the darkness. You look under the chair and it was sticky dynamite. You look to your left and you see a small metal table. You jump your chair over it and you kick the table. It drops a pair of knives and you pick one up from your legs. You throw it and catch it in your mouth. Now how are you going to cut the ropes? You look at your body and you see the rope going around your chest. You sigh in stupidity and you slowly cut the rope. "1 minute." You hear. Man this game sucks. You take the knife from your mouth and you start to cut the rope. The only problem is that the bomb was right next to the rope. "Forget it." You say. You cut the rope anyway and the bomb fell. But... ...It was plastic. "So this entire time...it was fake?!" You yell at yourself. Sure their wasn't any excitement or fear, but that was just lame. "Yeah...but this won't." You hear. Something grabs you by the arm and forces you on the ground. The four mares come in and one of them was using magic to haul you down. "Welcome...to make-out point." one of them said. OH FUUUUUUUU- "Honey, why is it so dark in here?" You hear. Huh? Some mare walks in through the door and turns on the lights. Turns out you were in some mares room. One of the mares scoff in anger. "Mom! What are you doing?" the mare asked. "Did you capture another bad-boy stallion again?" the mother asked. Four of them said no, but you scream out yes in fear. "YES!" You yell in fear. "FOR ALL OF HOLY IN CELESTIA, GET ME THE BUCK OUT OF HERE!!" "Now girls, what did we tell you about capturing a stallion?" the mother asked. One of the mares release you and you sigh in relief. "You don't capture any other stallion but that one." the mother said with a devious smile. The mare once again trap you, but this time, to the wall. Sometimes...it sucks you can't fight your way out, especially mares. "Anon!" You heard. Through the door was the mane six, and you never thought you'll be so happy to see them. "How did you find me?" You asked with happiness. "Pinkie smelt your breath-scented Whopper." Twilight said. "The huge salad burger? Why was it a good thing I picked it?" You asked. "Get 'em!" you hear the mother say. The four mares ran into Applejack, Twilight, Pinkie, and Rarity. To bad you were so happy to see them, you barely payed any attention to the battle. Rainbow and Fluttershy helped you up as the magic disappeared. "Thanks" You say. "He's mine!" You hear. The mother attacked Rainbow and Fluttershy jumped next to you in fear. "What now?" Fluttershy asked in fear. You look around and you see the plastic bomb. You picked it up, and you see a button. Wait...why was their two? Is one real, or is both fake? You shrug and you push the button. "HEY!" You yelled. The battle froze and they saw you with the bomb. "Are you trying to kill us?! That's a real bomb!" one of the mares said. You look at the bomb and you see the timer ticking. 5:01 5:00 4:59 Oh for the love of pie! Why did this one had to be real?! You go in fear, but you don't show it. You look at the real bomb real quickly, like you accidently threw it in the air in fear, but something caught your eye. By the makers of Celestia's Toy Factory IS EVERYTHING TROLLING YOU RIGHT NOW?!?! "Yup, and I ain't afraid to do it. Let us go, and I'll disable it." You say. "And what happens if we deny?" one of the mare asked. You move your arms down with the toy, but make it looked like you dropped it on purpose. "Oops." You say on purpose. "Okay! Okay! Just, set it down gently. We know how to do disable the thing." the mother says. You set it down slowly, and you and the mane six leave. Once you were outside, you guys run. "ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL THEM?!" Rainbow yelled while running. "Not really! It's a toy bomb!" You say calmly. "A toy bomb?!" Twilight asked. "Yeah!" You say. "Then why are we running?!" Applejack asked. "Because they'll chase us if we don't!" You say. "Hey...whatever happened to Blades?" "We found him a home just a few minutes ago." Twilight says. "Good for him!" You say. You make it far enough and you reach the porch. You run through the porch and you guys were tired to the core. "We...made...it." Twilight says. "Yay." Rainbow said exauhsted. But Fluttershy didn't look tired at all. She looked perfectly fine. "Come, Anon, we need to get you some water." She said with a smile. "Yeah! And we can throw a party, like, today!" Pinkie says, looking the same as Fluttershy "Unless you really want to go to whatever is mare prison, that's a terrible idea." You say. Pinkie frowns, but she smiles again. "Okie dokie lokie." She says. You grab a drink of water and you drink it...whole. It was night, and you was tired, but Fluttershy came in from behind. "You okay?" She asked. "Not really. I'm taking by mares everywhere. Here...to there. Soon, Bubble is gonna hunt me down." You say. Fluttershy puts her head on your shoulder as you watch the stars in sadness. "It's okay. We'll get out of here soon. We'll promise you that." Fluttershy says. She gives you a peck on the cheek as she says her goodnight's. You stare at the stars once more, but Twilight came from behind. "How does it feel to be captured my mares?" She asked. "Not fun. Some are crazy...others aren't." You explain. "What do you mean?" Twilight asked. "You saw how I was trapped by mares. I was hit by a frying pan. Captured by a mad mare who's out to get me. And Mares try to go on dates with me. This is exactly why I went on vacation. But apparently...this vacation is starting to blow." You say. "Look at me." Twilight ordered. You look at her, but she gives you a hard slap to the face. "Ow!" You complain. "This vacation can go either way. It's how you change the world." Twilight said. You look away from her for a different reason, but she orders you to look at her again. "Look, today, was actually fun. I got to battle other mares, save you from whatever they were about to do to you, and...I actually like you." Twilight said. "Like...friends?" You asked. Twilight wrapped her fore legs around your neck and you went wide-eyed at what she was about to do. "No...more than friends, can you guess?" Twilight asked, now being seriously close to you. "Um...best friends?" You asked nervously. "Nope!" Twilight said with a smile. She gave you a seductive kiss...and...actually...it wasn't that bad. She stopped to take a breath and saliva was making a line to your lips...to hers. "You like?" Twilight asked. You nod with a smile, and the saliva disappeared. She gives you one more kiss, that lasted 3-4 minutes, andyou guys stop to take a breath. "You looking for a mare now?" Twilight asked. "One in specific?" You asked. Twilight playfully rolled her eyes as she went to her sleeping bag. "Goodnight." She says. You wave and you decided to sleep on the couch. You went on the couch and you sigh in happiness. Today...was a good day. (0:06-0:07) Wait...no it isn't. HOW IN EQUESTRIA ARE YOU GOING TO TELL FLUTTERSHY YOU KISSED TWILIGHT?!