//------------------------------// // This is the worse date EVER! // Story: Skyworld // by LikeaBaws //------------------------------// "Breaking news! It appears that two stallions have escaped Stallion Prison. In the first time ever, a new law has appeared to find Blades and Anonymous, and whoever helps him along the way. In other news, ponies are doing a pie eating contest..." You wake up quickly once you heard the news...but everypony else beat you to it. A screen was showing a pony with a TPCN microphone and talking about pies. "What is that?" You asked. "A T.V, man." Blades says. "No! I meant that!" You pointed at the weapon the mare has in her hoof. "So, Bubble Gum, what do you have to say about these criminals?" TPCN asked. "Oh, it was horrible! They repeatedly beated me with a bat. See?" said the mare showing a bruise. Wait... ...THAT'S BUBBLE GUM! THAT SICK MARE! "DUDE! That's Bubble Gum!" You yell at the mare. "Hold on...really?" Blades asked. "Who's Bubble Gum?" Rainbow asked. "The pink mare I told you about. She'll do anything to either get rid of me...or...love me." You hesitated saying 'love'. "Wow...she's serious about chasing you down." Blades says. "Unfortunatley, we could only get the picture of Blades, since the rest of us can't remember his color." TPCN said. It showed only Blades and you laugh. "See, this is why I love it when ponies can't remember my color." You say with a smile. "How could you savagely beat a mare with a bat?" Applejack asked. "I didn't! She's always tells a lie! Not my fault she bruised herself." You say. "Fine, but if were gonna believe you, we have to follow you." Twilight said. "Crud...I have a random date with a nurse." You say. "What's her name?" Pinkie asked. "Nurse Blueheart." You say. "I met her! She helped me find me tail." Rainbow said. "Your tail is fake?" Blades asked. "Not really. Since my tail is a rainbow, it usually blends in, so I thought I lost it." Rainbow said. "Alright. So...you might wanna blend in with the crowd. Because these ponies put up with weapons, and I don't want any of you to go to the hospital." You say. The ponies nod and You head out through your porch. From Salad King, you see Nurse Blueheart standing there. You walk to her with a smile. "Hey! You kept your promise!" She says as she gives you a hug. "Yeah." You say as you guys release each other. "Seen the news? Looks like your wanted." Blueheart says with a slight push on your side. "Famous for everything." You joke. She giggles as you enter Salad King. You order the Whopper and Tomato Nuggets as you find a seat. You both sit there for a while...talking about the pie eating contest, but the conversation made a hard right. "Um...okay, how in Equestria did you make it out of Stallion Slavery Prison?" Nurse Blueheart asked. "My famous mattress trick. Cut up once side of the mattress, set up a trap, hide in it, they fall for it, then you get out the side that wasn't cut." You explain. "That could help me get my son back." You hear her say. "Can you tell me why Bubble is a prick?" You asked. "Yeah." said Blueheart, then eating her Tomato Nuggets. "The reason why is because her family...was a happy family. She was a follower. She'll do whatever she was told, but she took something for granted. She told me that her mom wants to have a perfect family...not...this. Her mind slowly was coming apart. She said her family was like a board game, in a box that no one opens." Blueheart said. "She killed them?!" You asked. "Apparently. She said that it wasn't the...perfect family. She told her brother to take out the trash, now he is the trash. She said that her father's internet didn't run fast enough, Neither did he. She played The Game of Life with her cousins...and ended with Uno." Blueheart said. "She is crazy as buck! Has she lost her mind?!" You asked with fear. "She lost her marbles 10 years ago." Blueheart says. "Okay...okay okay. All we have to do...is get the buck out of this place!" You say with fear. "Can't. Gates stay close for another month or so." Blueheart says. You was about to get out of your seat, but you saw the mane six in the background and a waitress coming towards you. "Name?" the waitress asked. "Anon." You say. "Oh, please, follow me." the waitress said. You shrug at Blueheart and you follow the waitress. You look at the mane six, including Blades, and they all shook they head. You shrug at them as well and you follow the waitress outside. "Alright, so what do you-" is all you can say before you were brutally hit by a frying pan. 000 (Twilight's P.O.V) That was the dumbest thing Anon has ever did. "Oh Celestia! What now?!" Rainbow asked. "We have to save him...if you don't mind." Fluttershy said. "I agree. Guess he was telling the truth." You say. You run outside with your friends and you see Anon somehow fitting in the back of a cart...that had no pony in front and had four wheels. "What is that?" Rainbow asked. "A car, learned it in the Skyworld library, chapter-" "Does it look like we actually care right now?!" Rainbow interrupted you. You roll your eyes, but see the car rolling away. "Rainbow, can you catch up to it?" You asked. "Well, I am the fastest flyer." Rainbow says. "Then can you catch it?!" You asked, anger coming out of your throat. "Okay, sheesh." Rainbow said. She took off to catch up with the car, but she can barely get to it. "Follow me." You ordered the rest. They nod and they follow you as you try to make the shortest shortcut way there. You make it to the other side of the city, but no car. "Quick, look for that car." You order. They nod and they search the one little space...but all they saw was more clouds and endless water falling to whatever was down there. Rainbow came back, but she was depressed. "Did you find Anonymous?" You asked. "No...I had her...but when she went into a dead end, she disappeared." Rainbow said. "Anon...?" Fluttershy said with tears coming into her eyes. "I didn't even get to make a party for him." Pinkie said sadly. "Don't worry, we'll find him...we'll find him." You say.