//------------------------------// // Point Breakout! // Story: The Fighter Filly Girls! // by Mod On Death //------------------------------// Point Breakout! Baltimare Prison! The prime location in all of Equestria to lock up the most dangerous, dastardly, and devilish villains in Equestria. Some say that one of the reasons nopony ever tries to escape from there is because the guards have dealt with a lifetime of crime in the big city and have become the single greatest police officers in the land. Others say because the city is so bad that one might rather stay in their prison cells. Whatever the reason, this was the location of where the nemeses of the Fighter Filly Girls were kept. At this moment, Torchel Chelchel was talking out his situation. “Curses! Even with my genius mind, I cannot construct an escape plan that would be suitable due to my naturally slow speed and incredibly small stature. I would normally remedy this dilemma by constructing automatons, which would then construct other, larger automatons which would then do the same until the size at which the automatons was would reach diminishing returns, in which I would then order to carry out my schemes. However, I am left without any robotics in which to complete my plans and must utilize pure scheming without the aid of technology.” “Shut yer yap, Torchel. Ah’m tryin ta sleep here,” Furry told him through the next room. It was actually mere coincidence that these two were placed right next to each other. “Why can’t you enjoy this time like me? Three meals a days, nice activities like license plate making; it’s like one of em’ fancy resorts.” “Furry, you insufferable lummox, this place in which we are imprisoned is not at all like a luxury resort, nor is it fun. While you simply lay on your lethargic back, I could be out there conquering the world! Your laziness is appalling to me. After all, do you not wish to seek revenge on those pesky Fighter Filly Girls?” “Sure, but ah’ can wait. After all, we can’t just get up an’ leave, now can we?” Furry then let out a long yawn and then started snoring. Torchel couldn’t wait to get out of there, but he was far too weak to escape his imprisonment. If only he could convince his massive neighbor (or neighBEAR! HAHAHA!) to try and escape, but he only cared about his property and didn’t look like he would budge otherwise. At that moment, Torchel came up with a brilliant plan. “Well, I suppose we could wait. After all, I’m fairly certain that these brutish guards will take great care of your precious weapon and hat. They certainly would never attempt to utilize your property like they do with other inmates where the items are auctioned off to the pony who has bid the most money.” “They have Josie? THEY HAVE JOSIE! AH’M COMIN’ GIRL!” Furry ran straight through his prison door, sending them flying straight out. Torchel couldn’t see him, but he could hear vicious growling. “Where is she!” “I would be most willing in aiding you in your attempt to retrieve your personal belongings. However, I must ask that you take me out of this confining cell and take me with you so I may provide the appropriate information required to locate your desired items.” The door to Torchel’s cell was ripped off by the hinges by the now-red bear, who proceeded to place the genius tortoise on top of his own head. Torchel didn’t fight this, seeing that the bear was already beyond annoyed. “Alright, I believe that the current exit to this facility is straight through these doors. If you would be so kind to-“ Torchel couldn’t finish his words before Furry ran straight through the doors. Right behind the doors however was not the fabled room of delights holding the weapons, but merely a broom closet. “Well, I’m guessing that you positioned me in the direction that made my previous statement incorrect. Please head straight toward the exit located right behind us.” Torchel then quickly retreated into his shell, hoping to avoid the onslaught of doors he’d be crashing through. Three clunks later and the feral beast stopped his rampage. Looking out, the two of them saw the room filled with contraband and were in awe. “Ya know what?” Furry started. “This should ALL be mine now!” “No! Simply pick up your overpowered boomstick and proceed to the nearest exit from this correctional facility. It should be located in the Ponyville section under the date you went on your spree.” With Torchel’s help, the two of them quickly found the location of Furry’s hat and precious gun and attempted to escape. It was actually pretty easy to get around the facility now that they could just blow open walls. Guards were trying to take cover while the two villains went charging around the place, looking for an exit. “No you troglodyte! Left is the opposite direction I told you to go, which was right. We have already passed through this place at least twice. You can tell by how many holes there are in the walls, remember?” “Stop yellin’ at me! Ah’ can’t figure out this place. Too big for me n’ you don’t know what to do either.” Furry was right; Torchel wasn’t too sure about how to leave this place and was starting to worry that they were actually getting further into the complex. “Ya fellas looking for an exit?” a smooth voice asked the two villains. They turned to see that a smooth, green goblin was the one inquiring about their escape. “I can help you out, for a price of course.” “I am to assume that do to the nature of your incarceration that you wish to join us in our escape as well and that you first ask that we aid you in escaping your legal confines. Very well; Furry, would you kindly?” Furry walked over to the cell and ripped off the bars. The green goblin then introduced himself as Royal Flush and began to explain his plan. The guards in the control room had heard the commotion and were getting everything prepared for the criminals escaping. They had been briefed that the large pink bear was dangerous and should be pacified by any means necessary while the tortoise on top was actually of no real threat without his companion. “So, does everypony have their weapons ready?” the warden asked his guards. His question was met with the cocking of tranquilizer rifles ready to take down any bears they may come across. “Alright, we’ll wait for them to pass through the atrium and then let loose. Don’t hold back on them; remember how much damage that rifle can do.” The door to the room burst open, a green guard panting as he relayed his message. “They’re trying to escape through the prison courtyard, not the exit! Hurry!” “You heard him! Stop them now!” The guards and everypony else rushed out of the room, armed for confrontation. The green guard who had been panting now stood straight up and took off his guard uniform, revealing a slick outfit for the leader of the Green Goblin Gang. He looked at the little book he had swiped from the warden as he was rushing out and flipped through it, finding the codes he was looking for. Approaching the control console for the prison, he put in several digits and letters and pressed enter. The whirring of gates in the prison was heard and cell doors were opened up. Royal Flush then got on the PA system and started speaking to the entire prison. “Hey boys, we’re back!” Torchel and Furry were surprised with how well Royal Flush’s plan had worked. The guards were now being overrun by the rest of the inmates in the prison with the super villains leading the way in destruction. The Green Goblin Gang was tearing through the guards with their unique fighting ways that each possessed (Royal Flush would punch them in the gut and automatically knock them out, Pico would constantly kick in the shins until you could no longer stand, Slender used his long arms to sucker punch everypony in the face, Digger would knock out opponents with his awful smelling burps, and Large Larry literally rolled over anypony in his path). Produsa managed to regrow some of her hair (it was supposed to be cut today, but the resulting breakout halted the original schedule, returning her powers to her) and tossed guards away as if they were pencils. It was soon obvious that the inmates were running the facility now. “Excellent! I must congratulate you on devising such a devious and effective way of breaking everybody out of their encasements, my green partner,” Torchel said to Royal Flush. “No prob. Wouldn’t have been able to do it in the first place had you not broken me out. Say, you seem like a smart guy, so how about we discuss something intelligent, like teaming up to defeat those pesky Fighter Filly Girls, huh? My gang can do some good damage.” “If you three are forming a group, I’d certainly love to join,” interjected Produsa as she threw several guards away with a quick flip. Guessing the pink bear’s gonna join as well, seeing as he hasn’t said otherwise. “Eh, sure. Not much better to do,” he told them. “Say, anypony here know what this jar with red stuff is? Thought it looked pretty an’ just took it out of storage.” “This is the Equestrian Royal Guard! Cease your rioting at this moment and surrender!” a loud voice announced. Apparently the Armed Forces had moved in on the prison riot and were ready to move. Furry dropped his jar out of surprise, breaking it as it landed. The inmates looked at each other with worry. They had been able to overrun the guards, but now they had a much more prepared foe to deal with. “I did not actually think that the Equestrian Royal Guard would get here so quickly. We must find a way out of this prison facility before the enemy decides to move in and stop our escape. Now, we must find how to elude our captors.” “I think I can help,” a deep voice responded to Torchel’s rumination. The red mist had taken form of She, who now had a wide grin. “Just tell me where you’d all like to go and we’ll be there shortly.” “Ooh! Mah’ place is smack dab in the middle of the Everfree Forest! Let’s go there!” Furry’s suggestion seemed to be just perfect, and it seemed that She agreed as she now became a pink mist once again, covering all the inmates in the prison. Soon the mist started to swirl, getting faster and faster. It then shot up into the sky, all the inmates now being transported by the mist that echoed out a victorious laugh. Soon the prison was empty except for the beaten guards. The inmates soon found themselves in a large cave fitted with items one might find in the country. Everypony was left confused by what had just happened, but soon regained composure. The supervillains had all officially decided to team up and fight the Fighter Filly Girls by utilizing a plan Torchel and Royal Flush had devised. They also learned the true identities of the girls thanks to She. The group decided to address the inmates as their new bosses. “Hello boys!” Produsa said flirtatiously to the large crowd. There was some hollering and wooing that went on after that greeting. “Looks like we’re in a pretty interesting situation, aren’t we? Now, I’m just gonna cut to the chase and tell you this; we’re your new bosses, and you’re gonna help us defeat the Fighter Filly Girls, understand?” There was some murmuring among the inmates about this news, quickly silenced though by the boom of Furry’s rifle. “Now we have a plan that, if everything works, means that we’ll all be living the high life. You with us?!” They now cheered at this, knowing that they didn’t really have a choice. The villains were now ready to begin their big plan.