Doctor Whooves was trotting down to Derpy's house with his Sonic Screwdriver in his mouth. Then the Sonic Screwdriver slip'd out of his mouth causing it to fall on the floor. "Oh, blasted" he said angrily. He looked at the Sonic Screwdriver and tried to pick it up with his hoof. "Oh, how does Derpy picks things up with only hooves." He tried pick it up again but it fell from his hooves, then again, and again, he was about to give up when he finally picked it up with out realizing it. He gasped "yes I finally picked my Sonic Screwdriver!" He was jumping with joy. "I'm The Doctor master of picker up'y, yes." He then realized that he was late to Derpy's house. "Oh, right Derpy's house." He put his Sonic Screwdriver in his tie pocket, then started to trot to the path to Derpy's house.
10 minutes later
The Doctor finally arrived at Derpy's home in Ponyville. He knocked on the door "Hello, Derpy are you here?"
A derp voice came. "Come in, your surprise is in my room.'' With that Doctor Whooves opened the door and entered closing the door behind him. He knew what room it was since she invited him a bunch a time.
As he trotted closer to the door he began to thing ''I wonder what's the surprised, is it a party, is it a gift, maybe a polisher for my Sonic Screwdriver.'' He's smile grew wide as he though ''or maybe a basket full of english muffins with butter.'' He finally approached to the door and opened the door. He's smile dropped, his eyes grew wide of what he is seeing.
Doctor Whooves's jaw almost hit the ground, he is seeing Derpy in a sexy pose with grey and gold striped socks in a heart shaped bed with candles around the bed and romantic music. ''Surprise, Doctor.'' Derpy said in a sexy voice.
''Well would you look at the time.'' The Doctor said nervously looking at his imaginary watch. ''I must go.'' With that he ran as fast as Rainbow Dash after doing the the Sonic Rainboom.
''Oh, ponyfeathers'' She said her face down from shame, she got out of the bed and was going to close the door when she notice something on the floor. ''Oh look, The Doctor dropped his Sonic Screwdriver'' she said picking up the Sonic Screwdriver. She began to look at it then accidentally pressed a button and a flash came from the screwdriver and into her face, her wings poof'd open and she collapsed on the ground. The button was a orgasm increaser, and it was set to high.''Man, it isn't call the Sonic Screwdriver for nothing.
---------------Meanwhile in Sweet Apple Acres---------------
"So, how are we going to send a letter to Princess Luna?" Asked Big McIntosh
"Okay, so I need to get to Twilight's hou-" Before he could finish, Big Mac put his hoof on Spike's mouth.
"Oh no ya don't, ya ain't goin' t' any mares house."
"But I need those scrolls."
"Why d' ya need those scrolls."
"Because they are special scrolls."
"Special scrolls?" Snips asked raising an eyebrow.
"Special scrolls a made to be send with dragon fire, if I send a normal scroll than it will just burn into ashes."
"Then ah'll go" Big Mac said bravely.
"Are you sure Mac, I mean Ponyville is 87% Populated by mares." Snails said. Snips and Spike looked surprised that Snails said something like that.
"Don't worry Snahils ah've been surviving heating season since ah was thirteen years old."
"Okay, so be careful." Spike said.
"Don't ya worry ah will." With that Big Mac ran to Ponyville.
Spike faced to both of his best friends "So what do we do now."
"Oh no" Snips said as he realized something.
"What!?" Spike said nervously.
"I just forgot Rumble is in school, we need to go help him."
"Why would he be in school, today's saturday."
"He got detention today, for cutting class, same for Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon and Dinky Hooves."
"Wouldn't Cheerilee be there?"
"No, she goes the office and watch TV." Snails started to explain.
"Wait they have an office now?"
"Yeah they built one next to the- Oh who cares, we need to save Rumble." They started to run but Spike grabbed them both in the tail.
"Wait guys we need to stay here."
"Spike we lost Featherweight today, I don't want to lose Rumble either. Snails said
"Where going to save Rumble, and if you don't want to go us than don't go." They started to trot away. Spike kept thinking and thinking.
"Alright guys, I'll go with you but only Because you are my best friends."
"Thanks Spike, now lets go." With that all of them walked/trotted to the path to the school.
---------------Meanwhile in The Canterlot Castle---------------
The kiss that it would seem like forever eventually broke, both of them looking into each others eyes, a silence for almost a full minute. Pip eventually broke it. "Luna?" She was still silence "Luna? Oh no I broke her."
Luna finally spoke "Neigh Pip, thou didn't broke, we was speechless, and we love the kiss, Because is thee who kissed me?"
"So you liked the kiss." Pip said nervously waiting for an answer.
"We enjoyed the kiss." Pip smile grew "But-" with that he's heart sank "we are afraid us can't be together we are in heat."
"Then I'll get rid of the heat."
This cause Luna's eyes widen, she loved Pip with all her heart, but what would his parents think of me inviting him just to get me pregnant. I-I-It's for adults only." Said Luna worried.
"But I am an adult." He wasn't gonna take no for an answer.
Luna thought WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO.
End of Chapter three