we were haing an angry staredown when twilight ran up to us.
"markus what is this. i thought you loved me"
"ew no he has cooties"
"well who is he then"
"he's my rival and the main badguy of the story"
"but how can the bad guy be so sexy?"
markus noticed that the twilight was falling for him and soon he knew that the world itself would become part of his ego he knew he would have to stop him the only way he knew how.
"GARY" i exasperated
"I challenge you to a contest. we must race each other around the universe and whoever wins first can be the main character of this story"
"Les do this!" said gary as we got itno racing positions. twilight waved the checkers board and we were off. we flew up so fast and so high that we both did rainbooms as we got into the atmosphere. but soon markus and gary were cut short because as they were about to leave the atmosphere and go into space the sun convinetly happened to move in front of them burning them both into crisps. twilight saw the sight and shrugged
"books" she said as she trotted off
Meanwhile in Canterlot
Princess Celestia and Pinkie Pie were together on the highest tower in the castle of Canterlot Celestia's horn glowed yellow as pinkie watched attentively through a pair of binoculars.
"Tango down" Pinkie clipped to Celestia. Her horn stopped glowing and a pleased smile came across both their faces as they gave each other a hoof bump.
"No one EVER makes a fic with Pinkamena Diane Pie and then gives me no lines..."
"No one calls me Celery..."