Survival Heat

by themysteriousbrony2013


After The Beginning

Soarin was practicing flying with the team. On his left side was Spitfire and on his right side was a white pony with poofy blond hair, purple eyes and three purple balloons as her cutiemark her name was Surprise.

''Hey Soarin, meet me in the locker room'' Spitfire said

---------------Meanwhile in Sweet Apple Acres---------------

Big McIntosh was bucking some apple from the apple trees. Applejack was in her room because of heat season, Big Mac knew it was heat season but nopony really goes to the Sweet Apple Acres except for there friends. Big Mac was about to buck the last tree when suddenly Big Mac could hear voices.

''HEEELP'' Then again '' HEEELP'' Mac could hear the voices getting closer and closer ''HEEELP'' big mac started to look where the voices where coming from he saw a purple, bluegreen and orange dot coming from not to far- ''HEEELP'' -when the three figures got closer Big Mac notice who the two ponies and dragon where so he ran to where they were running until they both approached.

''Spahke, Snips, Snahls what's the matter?''

''We *pant* were running *pant* from *pant* the CMC'' Snails said panting.

''Why?''

''BECAUSE THEY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH US'' Spike said without thinking.

''THEY WANNA WHAT'' Mac freaked out.

---------------Back In Cloudsdale's Wonderbolt Training Alley---------------

Soarin arrived at the locker room looking for Spitfire he look left, then right, then left again when he looked straight his vision became yellow.

''AHH Spitfire, didn't see you there'' Spitfire stayed silence but instead approached to him slowly ''So uuh Spitfire why did you wanted me here?''

''you know Soarin as you can see it's heating season.'' With dose last words Soarin started sweating and not because his been practicing. ''And I wan't you to buck me until I can't feel my legs.''

''Okay''

''Really!?''

''Sure, let me go to the bathroom first''

''Fine I'll wait here'' She said with a sexy voice

Soarin trotted to the bathroom he opened the door and entered closing the door behind and locked the door. ''Okay let's see, let's see, let's see, aha the window'' He ran to the window and started to sqeeze through it ''Come on baby almost there'' sqeezed through the window *thud* he hit his head hard after collapsing on the floor "ow". After he got up he flap'd his wings and started to fly as fast as he could, he started looking around to see if he could hide before any mare could find him, he saw a large house with the door opened, he got into the house and locked himself in."fwuu, that was a close one,"

A trot started surround him, Soarin became a little nervous "Is anypony there" a voice came from upstairs, Soarin didn't answer, the stallion started to walked down the stairs "Soarin? what are you doing here?" a white unicorn with a curled blue mane with a black suit with a purple bow tie, he wears a monocle and has a dashing moustashe, he has three golden crowns as his cutie mark. "Oh, where are my manners" carried a cup of tea with his magic and pointed it to Soarin's face "tea?

"Um, no thanks"

"Well, what brings you here, Soarin?"

"I was running from Spitfire"

"Well, why on Equestria would you run from your partner?"

"Because she's in heat."

"Heat? You mean it's heating season already, I thought it was next month."

"I thought so too, but you know what they said 'Time flies, When your working hard"

"Well that's too bad, I was going to meet lady Rarity today to see her fashion design"

"Hey, can I stay here until..." When suddenly a knock on the door came rapidly.

"Soarin, come out, I know your in there, open up" A familiar voice came behind the door.

"Ah man, Spitfire, How did she know i was here."

"I put a FPS (Finding Ponies System) on you"

"You did WHAT?"

---------------Somewhere near the Everfree Forrest---------------

A TARDIS appeared out of nowhere. The door opened.

"Whoo, another great job saving the world, huh Derpy." The Doctor said

"Uh, Doctor can you meet me in my house in one hour?" Derpy asked.

"Sure, for what."

"Oh, it's a surprise."

---------------Back in Sweet Apple Acres---------------

"Oh no, this is bad, this is so bad" Mac was freaking his mind off.

"Why, is it so bad" Snips asked

Big Mac signed "Okay guys is time for the tahlk ahbout the Birds And the Bees..." Before he could finish, Spike put his hand in Mac's mouth.

"We already know about that, Were talking about the heat." Spike said removing his hand.

"Okay the heat is- Wait a minute how do you guys know about that, in such a young age?"

"Um books?" Spike said

"And school." Snips and Snails said at the same time.

Big Mac raised an eyebrow. "Okay the heat is-" And from that forward on Big Mac started to talk about the definition of the heat. "Okay now you guys, understand why is it so dangerous.

"So that's why it is so dangerous"

"Eeyup"

"Okay all we have to do is send a letter to princess Luna and tell her to come and get us and stay in Canterlot until this whole thing blows over"

"But don't you think she'll be in heat to"

"Oh, come on" Spike said waving his hand from up to down. "She is one of the most powerful ponies in all of Equestria you think she'll be in a silly little heat"

---------------Meanwhile in the Canterlot Castle---------------

Princess Luna was breathing heavily into a paper bag.

"Are you sure not sick." Pipsqueak asked

Then an idea struck the alicorn's head "Yes I'm sick" She fake coughed "maybe you should be a lot less closer to me."

"No, if you sick I'm gonna take care of you even I catch your sickness." They look into each other's eyes, Luna couldn't help but blush, each one getting closer and closer until their lips met.

End of Chapter two