//------------------------------// // Chapter 1 // Story: The Afterlife Of David Montes // by Unforgiving //------------------------------// Dave Sighed "This is just Fucked up..." But he still had no choice; He couldn't stay forever in the plains. He walked toward the mountain, but heard a few people talking at his left "Finally, at least some people I can ask question to this... Weird body" David Said to himself "A-And then..." A woman was heard bursting to laughter "That's great, Rainbow, but stop scaring me like that" Said another woman "Huh, at least I can ask questions" Said David As he jumped through a wall, he was caught being stared at by a Pegasus and a Unicorn It was an alleyway, purple, and a little dark. It faced a treehouse of sorts, and the wall was between two Ponyville houses. "Oh shit, Looks like I'm not the only one as an animal" Dave said outloud Surely it was weird as hell, but he Knew they could talk, based upon His experience with himself "Umm... Can we help you, sir?" The purple Unicorn said "Uhh... yes, I need some help" Dave said "What kind of help?" The Blue Pegasus Spoke "Where am I...?" Asked Dave "Ponyville..." Said the purple Unicorn while staring at Dave "Uhh... Why are you staring at me?" Said Dave "Oh... Hehe, sorry" Said The unicorn while blushing "Anyway... I'm gonna go to sugarcube corner, see ya around Twi" Said the Rainbow maned Pegasus "Okay, bye rainbow" Said The Unicorn "So uhh... I take it that she's your friend" Said Dave "Yeah... she is" Said The Unicorn "So, What's your name?" Said Dave "Twilight Sparkle, Haven't you heard of me?" Said Twilight "If I don't know anything About Everything in here, Nope" Said Dave "Wow, where have you been?" Said Twilight "I... I don't know, honestly" Said Dave "No no no, It's okay" Said Dave "anyways, I told you my name, what's yours?" Said Twilight "Da-" He was cut off, thinking it would be odd to use a human name, So he made one up "Stone Lance?" Said Dave "Hmm... Nice to meet you, Lance" Said twilight, while offering a shake with hooves with a smile on her face "Nice to meet you too, Twilight" Said Dave, Or rather, Lance Lance and Twilight both shook hooves, while twilight being really sweaty "Hey, You ok?" Said Lance "Yes, yes, I'm uhh... Fine" Said Twilight "Okay... Anyways, do you know a place where I can sleep tonight?" Asked Lance "You can sleep at my place" Twilight said almost inmeadietly "Thanks, but, I don't really need to disturb you in particular" Said Lance, a little bit of flerting in that sentence "Oh, don't be so Modest, You can sleep at mine until you find a place to sleep" Said Twilight Lance cocked an eyebrow "you're just going to keep insisting, aren't you?" "Yep" Said Twilight "Well, I have no choice..." "Great! I'll see you at nightfall" Said Twilight Twilight then ran off to a gingerbread house with 'eeks' and more excitement reactions "Guess she digs me, wow... that was fast" said Lance As lance stepped out of the alleyway, he found a lot of Mares giggling at him "Okay... this is weird" Said Lance while walking As he walked forward, he noticed a White unicorn with a blue mane coming up to him, while twilight was on her side "Oh, hey Lance" said Twilight 'Jeez, now she calls me Lance, As if I was his Friend for Five years...' Thought Lance "So, this is Him?" Said The White Unicorn "So uhh... What's going on?" Said Lance "I'm pretty sure you know about it" Said The White unicorn "Oh... Yeah, that" Said Lance while blushing a little "You know, you're lucky" Said The Unicorn "Why? You Uhh..." Said Lance "Whoa, No no, I'm her brother" Said The white Unicorn "Oh, Sorry heh" Said Lance "It's just a lot... and I mean a lot of stallions have been dating her, you know, She's kind of lucky she's a cute mare" Said The White Unicorn "Anyways, Even though you know my name, I'm Stone Lance" Said Lance "My name is Shining Armor, captain of The Royal Guard" Said Shining "Oh wow, Never expected this Place to have a Militia" Said Lance "Why? You've been in any army Before?" Said Shining "Yeah, I have...." Said Lance "Oh wow, we could use someone like you, with Experience" Said Shining "Well, Alright" Said Lance "So, when does the training starts?" Said Lance "Now" Said Shining Before Lance knew it, His hoof was grabbed by shining and was about to throw him off, but Lance used his back hooves to kick Shining in his stomach and giving him a chance to headdbutt him, and finally pinning him in an executionl form Every mare Stared at Lance, Since he just pinned one of the best at Equestria Twilight was blushing Blood red "Wow, you're pretty good" said Shining "Thanks, but I could use More training" Said Lance "You know, I like you" Said Shining "Why?" Said Lance "You're not like other Guards, who don't give me much of a challenge. Thanks to the training, they're better off..." Said Shining "Well, again, I'm glad I got that out of my system." Said Lance "Wow lance, where did you learn such skills?" Said Twilight Lance wanted to impress the mare even more, and since the Hand to Hand Combat he knew of, wasn't of this world... "I taught Myself How to" said Lance Twilight had her eyes, open wide to Lance "Well, one question Lance" Said Shining "Yeah?" Said Lance "We know you're capable of Hoof to Hoof combat, But are you capable of Long range combat?" Said Shining "I'll need a gun for that, hehe, It's not Like I'll use magic or anything" Said Lance "What's a gun?" Said Shining Seriously... They have a Militia, but they don't have guns? Well, Since He does have a horn... Maybe I can use magic... Fucking radical "Never mind" Said Lance "Let's start... Now!" Shouted Shining Lance soon found out he was being Suppressed by Shining. Lance found himself behind a table, and he did what had to be done He lifted himself up, and then thought about an anesthetic hand gun, and Imagined himself shooting it. He Imagined himself Shoot shining, and he found shining lying unconcious on the floor "Whoa" Said Lance "Shining!" Twilight Shrieked "Don't worry Twi, I'm ok" Said Shining while Getting up "You have some unique magic skills, Lance" said Shining "Heh, thanks" Said Lance "Well, I have to get back to Canterlot. I can't stay here much longer, since I only came here for a visit" Said Shining "Have to train the Royal Guard?" Said Lance "Yeah, Perhaps you can join the royal guard" Said Shining Since all he could see were Ponies and Butterflies, a little girl's dream, He couldn't really think of anything Dangerous to fight. Besides, a lot of the stuff that Ponyville did was really boring, so he said "It would be My honor" Said Lance "Great, just pack your things, and You'll be ready to go" said Shining "Uhh... I don't have any package" said Lance "Well, we can go right now" said Shining A carriage then came flying down, with black and white pegasi in front Lance and Shining Armor Both Entered the carriage, and set way for canterlot "He left...." Said Twilight