//------------------------------// // Fiddlesticks... // Story: The Positively Splendiforous Adventures of Markus Rhodes. // by Lord Erhswin Wholewheat //------------------------------// When Raadaaeteteityteitei and i finally got to the dessert it was hot. i mean like the type of that let's you cook savory griddle cakes on the cobblestone rode. thank japan im part ramen so i was able to absorb plenty of moistness before getting here. my partner on the other hand was not so lucky. "Gee im thirsty man maybe i can go taste up some of them scrumptious cacti" don't do it man i said but before the words could register in his brain he already had his lips wrapped around the girth of the cactus. but the cactus proved to pointy for him and he popped. "Ratatei noooooooooooooo!!1!!" i screamed on my cry. "you were the best friend a horse could have" i said with tears. i remembered when we first met he was a pegasus born with 267 extra chromosones so he looked like a heap of trash crumbled together but we both had bill cosby cutie marks and when we were training as trash cans for the united neighshons twenty seven million and five point one minutes ago. oh celery oh infinite fucks he was their for me throughout this whole adventure what could i possibly do without him now!?!?!!. juust after that the desert exploded. i was caughing up bits of scorpion when i notticed a shape coming out of the grass i could not tell what it was from sand swirlies but soon it cleared and my mouth fell off. Above me flew a beholder... one that I knew well. Its single eye glared at me with an intense hatred bred from years of humiliating loses. As I took a defensive position It's many tentacles moved into place ready to rip me asunder at any- I-I-i mean it was GREAT SPUD!!! that looked incred angry and want me ded i looked at him "AZZLEDEAN THE GREAT SPUD!" i screamnt "WHY DO YOU PESTER MOI" "TO MAKE YOU THE SUFFER" Aganazer siad "i have capture friends and now we will make all of planet into mcdonalds" "you monster i seathed "Captain Planet will never let you do this!! "But ha! since i have all the elements you can no longer have him summon!!! said Albuquerque "that's right...." i thought "well then ill have to use that" I said that as i took out a cellphone "you bastard!11!!' algafrazzle said "you promised you would never do this" "desperate times call for deseperate measures" i looked heroically serious "if you do this you will never be able to live with yourself" alfredo screamed "oh yes i can" i said with smirk "dude don't do it your lives at steak" said ratatei "be quiet yur dead!!!" i yelled back "ok" he said and then gravestoned i dialed the phone and when it wrung the ground started shaking and spud got fear i could hear him quietly whisper no and then the sky lit up as if the sun itself was being brought down but it wasn't and then the clouds parted as a light beamed down from the sky and landed in between us. and down from the clouds descended... an ordinary squid. it hit the groudn with a thud and flopped around for a bit while we stared at it. Algebra looked up at me adn his eyes narrow "how could you..." after that he tearned into dust from a lazer hitting him in his weakspot and i quickly turned my head to see were lazer come from. i noticed the person who fire lazer was another alicorn who looked just like me but not like me at all because he looked diffrent "hello they're" he said "oh no" I muttered. it was my arch rival... Gary... Gary Stu. "Oh fiddlesticks..."