We're Not Ponies

by Total Hound


Meeting Pinkie.

A/N: !!ATTENTION!! This chapter contains gross amounts of Pinkie Pie talking/rambling! !!PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION!!

After the walk to Ponyville, they both made a silent agreement to stop for something to drink. Which leads us to where we are now, a female and a fe/male, sitting in Sugarcube corner, sharing a giant Chocolate milkshake... Why were they sharing? Dream ordered a Milkshake and Pinkie thought they were dating...you get the idea.

"....So the harmonic resonance of the rain could effect the pitch and tune of the storm cloud depending on the rain outlet, and if it's charged?"

Lyra nodded, "Yes."

"I see." She paused to take a sip. "......is it wrong that I just realized where we are?"

Lyra frowned slightly, "What do me-....oh....when did we get here?" She looked around.

Suddenly, a blur of pink rushed in betweent them, "Well that's silly how could you NOT know where you are? If you didn't where you were then how did you know where the counter was or the straw or the milkshake? Well this one time actually I forgot where I was in a room and then these really nice guys helped me find the exit! It was so embarrassing having forgotten where I was but it was also so awesome because that's how I met one of my best friends! Well actually everypony in Ponyville's my best friend so that would make her my besty bestest best friend!"
She raised a hoof to her chin and looked down sadly, "No wait the girls are my besty bestest best friends...." She immediately perked back up again, "I guess that makes her my very bestest best friend! Hey Dream have I ever told you about my very bestest best friend!? Huh?! huh?! huh?! Have I?! Have I?! Have I?!"

Dream started to speak but was cut off by another loud gasp, this time in Lyra's direction.

"Ohmygosh are you new here you must be new otherwise I would have seen you before and since I've never seen you before, and I know everybody and I mean everybody in Ponyville! And since I've never seen you before that means you must be new and if you're new here that means you haven't met anyone yet! Well I guess you've met Midnight's sister because you two are on a date right now which means you must also know Midnight!"

Another loud gasp, "But what if you don't know Midnight that means you're dating his sister without his permission and that means that you two might not last very long if he finds out! But don't worry I won't tell anypony because you two make such a cute couple! Even though all you were talking about is Loco in the Coco but I'm not here to judge especially since you both looked so cute doing it! But anyways you don't have to worry about me telling anyone about you two dating because I would hate to be the one who spilled the beans and alerted Midnight that his little sister was dating somepony he didn't even know which would be bad for you because I don't know how he would react to this kind of thing! But if I told him after what I did to him last time he came here we would BOTH be in HUGE TROUBLE"

The still yet to be named mare then Grabbed Lyra's cheecks and pressed her forehead against her's. "HUGE TROUBLE!!!"

She then gasped and released Lyra, "Ohmygosh I just remembered that I've never seen you before and since I've never seen you before that means you must be new!" The colour then paled from her face, and she bolted out of the front door leaving nothing but Lyra's sore cheeks as proof of her ever being there, "MAKE WAY!!! I NEED MY WELCOME WAGON!!!!"

Dream was the one to break the silence, "......So yeah. That's Pinkie Pie." She casually took another sip of the Milkshake.

"......"Lyra's eye twitched, then she fainted with a groan. While Dream took another sip of the Milkshake.