This was it. the moment the top right corner of my coverart foreshadowed. the baeball game. I was in my bunker pretending to be nervous when 4 of the main 5 and applejack walked in. they all wished me luc in their own special ways.
first twilight
"h-hi Markus i just wanted to say good luck with the big game and your super cool and smart and everything adn after this game we should definatly get marries"
"ok" I said
then fluttershi came in her usual scared way.
"hey your the same species as me so I'm to scared to ttalk to you but i think your super sexy imsorry"
"ok' i said
then the fashion came.
"why hello their darling. how are you doing darling. what a lovely day darling. i crafted you this darling little outfit that i think would just look darling on you darling"
"ok" i said as witty as ever
then some background character walked up tome
"arthurs curn't do mai acshent rought so ahhmd juster nawt gunna tawk anhyneighmar."
"wut" i siad.
and then after that these 2 news reporters from the coolest news place in the sity of stalbes came up to me
"Markus this is the most dangerous team since the phillydelphia Fliers took Equestria by storm in 19,082 A.L how do you feel about this match?!"
"yeah" I answered confidently
"THAT'S AMAZING" the reporters said in unison "WE GOTTA GET THIS DANK TO DA PRESSES RIGHT PRONT" and then they sashayed out the door like a mariachi band that has just received a extremely generous tip.
soon afeter they called my name and i went on to the diamond. after swatting sun out of my eyes i knowticed many ponyes filling up the audience. i saw derpit, bun-bun, tooth paste, the town drunk, lizard, and background pony #3. they were all chering for my victory but that was not what ate my ettentipon what did catch my attention was the three throne rooms above all the other seats
"By Cthulu's neckbeard" I quietly said to myself
in the bottom two chairs sat princess cadence and princess luna but those were were small anteaters compared to who was at the top sat at the very top was a white coated beauty with some wierd multie colored hair that always flowed in the direction her makeup crew put her fan. yes i am talking about none other than the sun godess herself... princess celery. they wished me goog luck and then rainbow dash did a sonic rain boom over the stadium to tell that the game started the audience sighed in boredom (after seeing my googaplex rainboom people got bored of dash). I got up to bat but before the other guy can throw balls the empire said something to me
"dese be the toughest gais in da league mang. we can still get you a team a helpers to do stuff for yuh"
I looked down suddenly serious and said in my most serious voice
"no"
"but why mang??????"
I got a look of dark sadness
"because.... I wrestled before and i learned from a very important person in my life that if you wrestled everything else in life will be easy"
the empire got tears
"alright i'll be making eyes at you out their mang... my eyes."
I thanked him and then the game started. they through the first ball at me and i hit it so hard that i won the game. but the ball flew very far out of the diamond
"It's in the dessert now!!!!!!" one of the eneimies said
"noooooooo that was our grandaughter's" they all said in unison
i got sad that this was sorta my fault even though they should have just surrenedered the game
"noone should go without a good ball" I proudly proclaimed "i shelt find it for yas"
"hooray!!!!" they all screamed at top lung as i flew to desert.