NO NOT THAT!!!!!!!!
DIS GUYYYYYYY!
Anyhat back to the story. I just see Discore open some random ass hole in the continuim of space in my house so i did what any sane human would do.
"DISCOURSE" I yell "GET AWAY FROMT HE TV IM WATCHING THAT!!"
If you are reading this then let me be the first to say it. I am so incredibly sorry for you right now.
Hello I'm the Markus Rhodes and if your too much of an idiot to readthe description then let me tell ya somethin. I'm an alithing and it ain't always been like that. yasee one day I was just walkin up my home doin stuff and watching ponies on the internet becuase im bronze and Discord just opens a portal! Yea you heard me Discorf!
NO NOT THAT!!!!!!!!
DIS GUYYYYYYY!
Anyhat back to the story. I just see Discore open some random ass hole in the continuim of space in my house so i did what any sane human would do.
"DISCOURSE" I yell "GET AWAY FROMT HE TV IM WATCHING THAT!!"
With a violent snaz Delcourse ended the TV I was watching and replaced it with portal.
"Im sorry Markus but now is your time to save horselan." Intercourse said as he picked me up by my arm and tossed me in the portal.
"I'LL REMEMBER THIS!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed as the portal grew smaller and smaller away. in truth though that was the last time i ever saw Parkour....
when the portl opened i fell 500 hundred ft into the sky before i finally hit the ground "Thnk Satan this grass was hear to cussion my fall!" i yelled to myself as i got up. it was then that i notticed that i was horse. i looked into the puddle to see my reflection and i had a pretty cool horn and was grey with blond hari. i also had batwings that made me instantly think iwas as cool as batman my eyes were weird byut ohwell. and on my delicous well toned flank was a picture of my idol Bill Cosby. he was probly my cutie mark because i can do good voices of him. but then i remembered.... im not home anymore. my family my 2 brothers Frankie and Louie my little sister Violin and my dear mother. John. but then i remembered! that their boring anyway so i continued on my way to horseville were i would make friends with the main 5 and Applejack
26,280,000 minutes later
At this point in time i was able to remember horseville with all my heart. i was friends with almost everyhorse (even got lucky with some if you know how i click mmmmhhhhmmmm.) i was able to master flying withing a terabyte of a second and im now faster than Dash and her turtle combined pinkie throws me a party every day with viynl scarth djing and i was able to get better at twilight sparkly than magic by reading one of her old newspapers some even say i the best property in all of equestria. yes life was great and it was even better today as i was walking down the street with nothing to do when my friend walked up to me.
"hey man man." he said
"hello friend who says a word twice in all of his sentences i said"
"why do you do that anyway" i said
"oh yea that it's it's so i have a trat to identify me so.... what's the word word again...." he sat their snapping his hoof to try and retell the memory "oh yea. so the author doesn't have to to give me personality"
"if you insist" i say
"hey aren't you going going to that big baseball game today?"
"yea im vsing the whole enemy team by myself" said i "are you coming"
"I I wish I could man but I broke all the bones in my hooves simulating those snapping sounds..."
"well okay" i said as a walkened away
how rude of him... i thought not being able to go to my big game and all. i'll just unfriend him on Myspace. Yea taht'll show im! I thought as I trotted off happily to the big game biggest of my life.