"Forgive the intrusion, Spike," Princess Celestia said to the bored-looking dragon, "but I haven't heard from any of your friends in some time. I was becoming concerned."
Spike took a deep breath. "Pinkie got mugged by raccoons, Rarity's taken up theatre, Rainbow Dash fell asleep in a compost heap, Applejack missed her yearly checkup, Fluttershy's counting baby bunnies, and Twilight's been psychoanalyzing her mirror for six hours."
"Oh." Celestia sighed in relief. "An ordinary week, then."
"Pretty much, yeah."