//------------------------------// // The arrival. // Story: Jack's adventure in Ponyville. // by necroslayer288 //------------------------------// Hello reader, I am your friendly neighborhood narrator. I will be narrating this story, (Imagine that O.o) you can imagine my voice sounding however you want. You could imagine my voice sounding like Pikachu if you wish, or perhaps Sylvester Stallone, or maybe a nice Arnold Schwarzenegger, or my personal favorite Morgan Freeman. Either way, you still won't know what my heavenly voice really sounds like. (pfft yeah right) But enough with that, you came here for a story, and i'm going to give you one. (more or less) Our story begins with a man named Jack, he lives in a small town on the outskirts of a big city, he is a pretty gullible guy, and having just recently watched Back to the Future, he thought the Delorean car in the movie would actually make him travel through time, so he went out, and with all his money he bought one. (I have no clue how the hell he got one but he did somehow) When he got back home with his new car, he realized it didn't have all of the same stuff from the movie, so he thought he might be able to make his own. Jack grabbed all of the electronic stuff he could find in his house. (cellphone, TV,DVD player,etc) Jack then proceeded to take it all apart, and started attaching it to the car. A few days passed and he was finally done. Jack then called his best friend to show him his new toy, little did Jack know, he was about to end up in a whole world of shit. Jack picked up his home phone and dialed his friends number. "Hey Jeff get over here, i'm finally going to live my life dream of going back in time." said Jack. "Dude wasn't it just last week that you said you wanted to go back in time?" said Jeff. "Shut up! Now get your fat ass over here." said Jack. "Alright fine, but if this fails you have to give me your entire Sponge Bob DVD box set." said Jeff. "WHAT! NEVER! You will never get my Sponge Bob." said Jack. "Fine then I guess i'm not coming over." said Jeff. "Ugh fine you can have it. I don't even have a DVD player to play it on anymore anyways." said Jack. "Why? What happened to your DVD player?" asked Jeff. "I took it apart to build the fucks comprasiter." said Jack. "It's called The Flux Capacitor smart guy. And what makes you think this will even work? " asked Jeff. "Because FUCK YOU! that's why." said Jack "Alright alright chill, i'm coming. I'll be there in about twenty minutes." said Jeff. "Okay, see you when you get here. said jack. "Yeah." said Jeff as they both hung up the phone. Jack continued to mess around with the car as Jeff was on his way. When Jeff arrived, Jack brought the car out of his garage. "So this is the car that's supposed to make you go back in time huh?" asked Jeff as he looked the car over. "Yeah what about it?" asked Jack as he opened the door to the car, and got in. "Oh no reason. You know this is never going to work right?" asked Jeff. "Shut up and start recording, I ain't got all day... Oh wait, yes I do, I have all the time in the world muahahaha." said Jack. "God you're such a dork. Alright, recording in three two one." said Jeff. "Okay world, watch as i go back in time." said Jack as he floored the car down the street. Ponyville "Hay Twilight, whatcha doin?" asked Pinkie. "I'm trying to do this spell that allows me to send and receive signals." said Twilight. "What kinda signals?" asked Pinkie as she bounced around the room happily. "Mental signals Pinkie. It will help me with sending and receiving notes with the princess." said Twilight. "Okey dokey lokey." said Pinkie as she watched Twilight do the spell. "It's working Pinkie, it's working! I can hear some thing" said Twilight. Earth As Jack floored the car down the street, he flipped a switch in the car and turned on all the lights. The cellphone Jack had wired in to electronics started to send a signal. "Goodbye modern world, i'm going to see dinosaurs!" shouted Jack as he flew down the street. Then suddenly when Twilight's signal was sent, it made contact with Jack's cellphone signal, and a magical anomaly appeared. Jack drove right into it and got transported to Ponyville. Ponyville Twilight was still receiving the signal, and then all of a sudden it stopped. "That was weird, the signal just stopped." said Twilight, then a loud electrical sound was heard by both Pinkie and Twilight. "What was that!?" asked Twilight as she jumped from the sudden loud sound. They went outside and looked for where the sound came from, and there just by the side of Twilight's library, was Jack laying there unconscious in a small burnt crater, with his cellphone parts laying next to him. "What is that thing? Can I poke it? I wana poke it." said Pinkie. "No! Don't touch it! We don't even know what it is." said Twilight, but it was too late Pinkie had already started poking Jack. "Well it doesn't appear to be dangerous, and it's not moving." said Twilight. "Do you think it might be dead? AHHHH! I'M TOUCHING A DEAD THING!" freaked Pinkie. "No, I don't think it's dead, just unconscious. Lets bring it inside, I don't think it's dangerous, and besides I have magic to hold it back if it is." said Twilight. "But what if it has magic too?" asked Pinkie. "I don't think it does Pinkie, it doesn't appear to have a horn, but i'll be ready if it does anything."said Twilight. About an hour passed by and Jack finally woke up. "Awww man my head, what the hell happened?" asked Jack. "Oh, it talks. Are you okay? Would you like something to drink?" asked Twilight. "Sure." said Jack barely awake. Twilight came back with a glass of water and levitated it to Jack. "Here you go." said Twilight "Thanks." said Jack as he took the glass of water. Jack opened his eyes all the way as he drank, and immediately spit it out when he realized what had just given him the water. Unfortunately Pinkie happened in the way of the spray. "AHHHH! IT'S SPITING ACID IN MY EYES!" freaked Pinkie once again. "Calm down Pinkie, it's just water! We just startled it that's all." said Twilight. "Oh, okay." said Pinkie as she once again started happily bouncing around the room. "Can you tell me your name, and what you are?" asked Twilight. Jack just sat there for a moment unable to answer, and then he spoke. "M..My N..Name I...Is Jack, and I..I'm A...A guy." said Jack scared shitless. "Okay. Good. Jack my name is Twilight Sparkle." said Twilight calmly. "Oh and I meant what kind of species are you, not your gender." "O..Oh. I'm... A...A human." said Jack as he started to calm down. "A human? I've never heard of your species before. How did you get here?" asked Twilight. "I was trying to travel back in time, and the next thing I knew I was here. WAIT! Where's my car?!" asked Jack in a panic. "Car? All I saw beside you outside was some small peaces of something. Might that be your car?" asked Twilight. "No, that's not a car." said Jack. Jack then gasped deeply. "THAT'S MY PHONE!" screamed Jack. "Whats a phone?" asked Twilight. "It's something I use to talk to people far away." said Jack. "How does it work?" asked Twilight. "It sends and receives signals." said Jack. "So that explains what happened. Your phone signal connected with my magic signal that I was trying to send out to the princess, and it caused you to get teleported here." said Twilight as she drooled over the fact that she was learning something. "Maybe we can use is to send you back." said Twilight. "I doubt it. It's all in peaces, how would it even work anymore?" asked Jack. "Maybe if we put it back together, we can get it to send a signal again." said Twilight. "Maybe, maybe. But how would ether of you even know how to put it back together again?" asked Jack. "We might not be able to, but our other friends might be able to help." said Twilight. "Okay then, get them." said Jack. "Oooo, oooo, can I go get them Twilight? Can I can I? asked Pinkie all excited. "Okay Pinkie, but make it quick, time may be of the essence." said Twilight. "Okey dokey lokey." said Pinkie as she tore off out of Twilight's library. No sooner did Pinkie fly off in a blur she immediately stormed back through the door. "Okay done." said Pinkie as she bounced around the library some more. "How did she do that?" asked Jack. "I've stopped trying to make sense of what Pinkie does a long time ago, I just let it happen and go with it." said Twilight. About twenty minutes after Pinkie told her friends about what had happened, they all showed up. "Okay girls do you already know whats going on? Or do I have to explain it? said Twilight. "Umm Pinkie just said sumthin about y'all needin our help, that's all ah know." said Applejack. "Okay, well there is somepony inside I would like you girls to meet, and don't freak out, Pinkie already did enough of that for all of us." said Twilight, she then opens the door and they all walk in, Fluttershy immediately hid behind everyone. "Wut is it Twalight?" asked Applejack. "He is a human, and he's from another world, he ended up here when I tried to do a spell that would send and received signals, he had a device with him that did the same, and when my magic signal connected with his it teleported him here." said Twilight. "So I guess you need our help to get him back home huh?" asked Rainbow Dash "Yes I do, as much as i would love to study him it is imperative that we send him back home. Who knows what could happen if he stayed here for too long." said Twilight. "Okay Twilight, what must we do to help?" asked Rarity. "Well, we need to rebuild his phone, and get it working again, then maybe I can try sending him back the same way he got here." said Twilight "Alright, lets get to work!" said Rainbow Dash. A few hours passed and they actually managed to fix the phone and get it working. "Hay! Wow, you guys actually managed to fix my phone, and there is a message on it." said Jack. Jack then listened to message on his phone. "Hello Jack sweetie this is your mother calling, I just wanted to say I love you honey and I miss you so much, come by when you get a chance, okay bye honey love you." said Jack's mom. "PFFT AHHH HAHAHA! Jack I didn't know you were a mamas boy." said Rainbow Dash. "HEY SHUT UP! I am not! Man she does this every week." said Jack. A cave on the far outskirts of Ponyville "I just sensed some love." said Queen Chrysalis "You always sense love your highness." said a changeling. "No this was different, it felt more powerful, I can actually pinpoint where it is.... It's in Ponyville! Ponyville wont be as much of a challenge as Canterlot was, we could easily overpower that tiny town, and then we can have enough love to last a lifetime! AHHH HAHAHAHAAA! We attack at dawn." said Chrysalis