Quick question............ What would you do if you imagined all of equestria except genderswapped to the last pony with you in charge and luna banished to the sun while celestia was banished to the moon?
Um....what?
Where do these people get these ideas from?
I have no idea. First of all, that would be very hard to concentrate on and create. But anyway. If I could that would be awesome. Not sure what difference it would making having everyone gender swapped. The bit I like about that idea is being in charge. Lets see. My first order as Great Discord Of All would be a very generous slice of chaos to Dusk Shine and his stupid friends.
Dusk Shine?
Um...I mean Twilight! I haven't already imagined everypony gender swapped...
You are a very weird creature
Shut up! You get bored after 1000 years of nothing. Prince Solaris had a great time on the chewing gum moon. Prince Nocturne...He didn't go to the sun
Why wouldn't you send the Lunatic to the sun! She...He, would try to stop you if you were Lord of all!
I have already vowed to never imprison her in any way, Nocturne is her, I couldn't do that to him, her, whatever
You have a weak spot for the Lunatic? Do you...like her?
What? Don't be ridiculous! No! It's just... I owe her one. For something
What? Tell me! YOUR QUEEN DEMANDS ANSWERS!
Oh that would be too easy. You're going to have to work for that secret ;)
What in the nine levels of Tartarus does semi-colon, bracket mean!?!
Haven't you ever been on facebook or twitter?
Once Equestria is mine, please, don't ever talk to me again. You are incredibly unhealthy for my mental state
You're the one who entered this conversation
I have no control over this! I linked us mentally and I need to maintain it for the invasion. Unfortunately that means I drift off into conversation with you when i'm bored.
Yay! We're in the same goat!
What does a goat have to with anything?
Boat, goat. They're all the same thing
But they're not-
Moving onwards!
To discord-bob, Steve what is the most powerful explosion/anti-gravity device you can make from a toothbrush, eight V-batteries seventy needles, and a extra large glass of double-fudge chocolate milk? Pinkie also says hi and here's a cake."hands discord cake"
Oh wow! Thanks so much for the cake Pinkie! I will eat it with my mouth that is currently frozen in stone! Please don't feel like mocking me with delicious cake that I CANNOT ENJOY!! I HAVE NO IDEA IF YOU'RE EVEN STANDING IN FRONT OF MY STATUE RIGHT NOW!! Jk, I'm used to being imprisoned in stone. Hi Pinkie, thanks for trying to give me cake. I will reduce your punishment by 0.52%
Well, being the best I could of course use all of them to create the PP5-6000. A unique grenade that will leave all within a 500 meter radius unconscious
BAH, THAT'S NOTHING. I COULD CREATE A NUCLEAR SPIKE BOMB THAT WILL IMPALE MY ENEMIES AND LEAVING THEM WRITHING IN PAIN AS THE DOUBLE-FUDGE CHOCOLATE MILK FLOWS THROUGH THEIR VEINS!
Anti gravity eh? Well, with that I reckon I could manage a QXY-No.5 Petersworth G-bomb. Basically it knocks out gravity from the entire planet! I tried it once but King Sol used his own magic to create a temporary gravitational field until the effects wore off. But all in all, good times
I'm not good with machines. My power lies in organics, such as my beautiful changeling swarm. EXCEPT YOU GUARD 58! YOU ARE HIDEOUS! NOBODY LIKES YOU!
Harsh
HE CALLED THE ROYAL QUEEN FAT WHEN SHE DEMANDED WAFFLES!
1) Did you know that Queeny stuck a dagger in the back of your head to communicate with you?
2) Discord, you know Celestia still loves you right? If you do not believe this than I have some important news for you. Celestia preserved the room. Down to the last rusty hook hanging form the ceiling.
3) How dare you refer to Alexanderan as you #1 stalker Sub. Shame on you SHAME ON YOU! That total belongs to me you fool.
4) Have you ever thought of making Vanilla flavored milk fight to the death with Chocolate Milk? Seems legit.
5) Discord have you ever thought of banishing parts of you to outside the stone tomb? if not I fully declare you an idiot. ...stupid...
6) YAY SALSA IT'S NOT A PARTY WITHOUT SALSA!!!
7) When thy lobbesth thy Chaotic Handgrenade thy shall counteth to 5: 1, 2, 5 then thy lobbesth thy Chaotic Handgrenade at thy foe.
8) Discord on a scale of 1-10 how angry can you make beings? I'd give myself about a 34 1/2 example: Bob you have the strength of an overweight toad. See?
9) Did you activate rage mode two days after I was born? It was 36 degrees f outside IN THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST! I feel blessed.
10) The next time you gat out of the stone, tell me exactly how many apples you can fit in one Applejack. I would like to know.
11) Would you give an inanimate object a hug?
12) Have you ever tried fried gator? It's yummy.
1. YOU DID WHAT!?
Fine, I was going to remove it once it did it's job without telling you but since it's out...yes. I used an enchanted nail inscribed with runes to establish a mental communication between me and you. It was the only way we could have formed this alliance
Yes, but stabbing it into the back of my head!?
You are in stone! What was I supposed to do?
What about the sticker that sticking to someone allows mind to mind communication
Of course, that would be perfect...if I wanted to send my drones to die in the temple of Mercury!
2. Seems legit. And what room filled with hooks? Have you been smoking Skooma? Somehow I doubt Celestia likes me. Especially after turning her hair into cotton candy...and her crown into chocolate
3. Can you people stop stalking me! I can't even do anything stuck in stone. Fine, you lot can fight over the title. Whoever wins can be my #1 stalker.. In fact, if you're really fans of me, cause chaos. Aid in my freedom!!
4. Of course. How do you think I decided that chocolate milk was my favorite? It defeated vanilla with a brutal heel drop. And from then on it's always been my favorite drink!
5. a) I have no power over anything outside of my mind. And even then that's pretty dodgy, so I can't even feel my body
2) My entire body is frozen in stone, it's not an outside layer.
III) How stupid do you people think I am!? And the fact you just assume this makes you the idiot. Fool.
6) I fail to see how that's a question but...SALSA FOR EVERYONE!
7) Another not question. Besides, there are no murderous rabbits around I need to blow up. Except maybe Flubberflip's rabbits...
Fluttershy
NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT PATHETIC DOORMAT!
8) 101, I am the spirit of chaos. I have a degree in annoying people. Even the fact you already rate yourself above the scale you suggests shows arrogance. And we all know how much people love arrogance
What are you talking about, everybody loves me!
OH SHUT UP YOU STUPID IMBECILE! SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP YOU WORTHLESS FRAGMENT OF PERSONALITY!!
I have so much respect for you right now
I'M GOING TO **** YOU UP WHETY!
That doesn't count, anything is enough to set him off. Watch. Kittens
I HATE KITTENS! KILL! DESTROY! SMASH!
9) I've been kicked out of your world. No, I had nothing to do with the weather. Well maybe. Did anyone see a barrel of cider hit the sun on that day?
10) What, you mean how many can she eat? I'll just magic her into eating non stop until she can't eat anymore more. Then we'll see how many apples Applejack can eat
11) Yes, I do that on a regular basis
Don't you dare hug me
I'll give you the biggest hug of all queeny!!
Dammit
12) What is wrong with you, sicko! I would never eat a living creature you messed up person! I'm part dragon, that would be like eating a distant relative. Something is wrong with you
I just want to consume their love, I don't even want to kill them...intentionally
Do you like Eminem?
I love M&M's! Those chocolates are so good. I would eat a cereal of M&M's with chocolate milk.
I feel like they mean something different
Nope, couldn't possibly. Impossible. Inconceivable.