“HELP ME PLEASE,” I wailed my small body violently thrashing about as I was grabbed by Moon. The mare squealing in delight as she held me to her chest engulfing me as oxygen was forced from my lungs. The mares cooed and awed as I tried to desperately escape Nightmares murderous embrace.
“He’s so cute,” Molestia giggled kissing me on the check as Celestia looked on hopelessly. Luna was in a fit of laughter watching as I was manhandled by the rambunctious mares. Eris was in the progress of hitting her father repeatedly as the ancient Draconequus bitterly protested. Twilight was a gibbering wreck freaking out as she like me realized a massive flaw in this. The girls were still in heat and now that I was a child they would most likely be unable to relieve themselves.
“Girls enough,” Celestia shouted gaining an overhaul of protests as they reluctantly retreated. My small frame shivered as my clothes hung loosely. Having lost about three and a half feet it was understandable that my clothes were too big. I stood there pouting as I tried to think of a way to retain some form of masculinity, sadly though with me not even reaching the mares knees. This made my task all that more impossible as they smiled warmly at me their eyes wide as they looked ready to pounce at any given moment.
“Please tell me you have a counter for this,” I pleaded my voice high pitched as another wave of laughter hit Luna. Celestia grimaced as Twilight shakily steeped forward gulping as she relayed the words I knew were coming.
“No-not exactly” she stuttered as my body tensed up my temper reaching its breaking point as Twilight feebly smiled. The mare tried to look ashamed as a small smile started to work its way onto her face. It was at this point that I lost all composure.
“SON OF A FUCKING BITCH,” I roared mentally fuming as I tried to strangle the mare.
Whack
“OW WHAT THE FUCK,” I yelped as the hand once again hit me around the head.
“A foal should not be using that kind of language,” Moon growled as I looked at her incredulously
“FUCK YOU IM NINETEEN YOU CRAZY BITCH,” I snapped as her eyes darkened.
Five minutes later
“Damn that’s foul,” I coughed as a single soap bubble escaped my mouth. Moon stood over me glaring at me as Chrysalis finished scrubbing my mouth with god damn soap.
“Seriously what the FU-guck,” I hacked as the soap rendering my mouth useless.
“Don’t swear you’re a colt now,” they laughed taking a sick pleasure in seeing me squirm.
“Yes even though you say that you are an adult by our standards your size now matches your age here” Chrysalis stated as they smirked most likely planning on abusing this to the extreme as there heat was momentarily forgotten.
“I’m gelding myself when this is over” I threatened as the two froze there wicked smiles only making me wince as I once again was manhandled.
“Come on babe we are only having fun, speaking of fun you need some new clothes” Tia laughed entering the room as I resumed my struggling. I’d been stuck in this body for less than a day and the girls were already ripping the complete piss out of me. I was banned from swearing they made me interact with my kids, what was strange was that they happily accepted me as a play mate uncaring that I was there father as they giggled and examined me. I was then to my horror, put in a fecking baby chair and spoon feed crap or toddler food as they insisted it was called.
The bastards had enjoyed this far too much fun, even making train noises as they took turns feeding there toy. Celestia had been of no help only occasionally steeping in to break them up if they went too far. Twilight after her panic attack had realized the funny side of it and had even invited her friends up to see me. With it being a holiday it meant that the girls had time off from work and once they heard about my predicament they had all rushed to come and see it for themselves. ‘Bastards the lot of them’.
I had of course out of principle thrown a massive fit which included but wasn’t limited to screaming, throwing shit (not literally), causing hell for the maids by escaping, and in general doing stupid shit that was guaranteed to get me killed, and pulling hair a personal favourite of mine. Fluttershy to my horror though all of this took it in stride; her motherly instincts a huge disadvantage as I found it near impossible to wind her up. She could give Aurora a run for her money when the puppy eyes were used.
But as expected despite my current size I still had to go to dinner sitting in a child’s chair as the rest of the table tried not to giggle at my pouting form. Luckily for me Aurora, Isaac, and I were all omnivores so eating meat always made them uncomfortable as the three of us dug in. Despite Isaac only being a year and Aurora being nine months the two were able to consume small portions of food which consisted mostly of meat due to their mother’s milk not providing all the nurturance that they needed.
Sadly with the two foals having a carnivorous side it meant that they needed a rich source of protein that a strictly herbivore mare couldn’t provide. The milk still gave them most of their energy and nurturance but as a consequence of cross breading meant that for the first couple of months Tia and Moon had to there disgust eaten meat to provide for the foals. Moon luckily was less disgusted due to her brief fling with meat during pregnancy; Tia had turned to eggs and at one point fish, which wasn’t as bad.
The two foals dug in with a predatory ferocity their small canines tearing apart the small slivers of chicken as the others awkwardly coughed, Rarity even turned slightly green. I of course being a complete and utter cunt made a point of eating as disgustingly as possible prompting the two foals on as it turned into a game between the three of us.
“For the love of all that is sacred and holy can you please stop that!” Rainbow dash cried causing me to pause mid crunch as I looked at her with mock confusion, bits of bone and meat littering my mouth as I grinned.
“What? I’m only acting like you all wanted me too; can’t have it both ways?” I grinned Fluttershy batting me lightly upside the head as I ignored the quite mare.
“You know what I have considered becoming a priest and giving up sex” I idly said grinning as I waited for the reacting to occur.
“NOOOO” as one the mares of the table cried their faces in horror as I howled with laughter nearly falling out of my high chair as I felt tears of mirth run down my face. I had of course been kidding but the looks of fear that was evenly spread around the table allowed me to calm down enough to assure them that it had just been a joke.
After dinner I was placed or more appropriately thrown into the cot by an exhausted maid as I sent a withering glare at her. Loki and Zen were being fed by their mother at the moment and Discord was apparently away visiting the dragons in regards to a problem with the truce between Dracorus and Equestria. More truthfully he was being sent there as a deterrent
Isaac once again snuggled up against me his doleful eyes heart melting as Aurora followed suit. The two foals dozed off as I mentally sighed knowing exactly what would happen next as Chrysalis walked in.
“Not a word” I hissed as Chrysalis grinned. The changeling to my horror called in the other two traitors as they laughed at my situation. I sighed, cuddling my two foals closer as they nuzzled against my chest despite the age gap of about 6 years the two were nearly as big as me. Chrysalis was slowly starting to raise my suspicions. She had been acting up these last few weeks as if she was hiding something and would sometimes try to talk to me alone only to back out at the last minute.
“God I wish I could be anywhere but here,” I growled, wanting to get away from the annoying mares that had taken sick delight in my current predicament.
“Please transport me to another fucking world for all I care,” I groaned unknowingly jinxing myself as a familiar object materialized behind me. A gentle orange glow caused me to gasp as I slowly turned my eyes filling with fear as I was confronted by the thing that had started the whole journey.
“WHAT THE FU”
In a flash the room was empty its three inhabitants gone in a flash as a lone female Draconequus entered the room.
“Lachlan honey I’ve feed the twins… Lachlan?”
Lachlan P.O.V.
The cries of Aurora and Isaac were quick to rouse me from my unconsciousness as I looked around disoriented. I winced as the bright light stung my eyes punishing me for waking up too quickly. Slowly I rose my head shaking slightly as I tried to quell the agonizing head ache that struck with a vengeance. Looking down I sighed in relief as I realized that the two foals were unharmed slightly shaken but in all fine.
“Where are we?” I mussed picking up the two as a brief notion of joy hit me as I found myself back to my proper size. I did not spare a second’s thought as to how I had grown back to my proper size or how I had acquired my clothing as I realized that Isaac and Aurora were both in a forest with me that could potentially hold predators.
“Seriously though where the hell are we?” I muttered as the lush green and towering trees quickly ruled out Canterlot. Was I in the Everfree? That thought alone filled me with the horror as I feared for my kids’ lives. My hands tightened around the babbling tots; the two oblivious to the mortal peril that they could be in as I rapidly started to move through the thick vines and growth. I didn’t care where I was, my first and top priority was the safety of my kids and finding civilization. The journey was peaceful as the two foals watched the scenery and strange plants with rapt attention.
Soft snarling broke the peacefully melody of the forest as I automatically went on the defensive, my hands gripping the foals tightly my eyes narrowed scanning the area for the threat. There in front of me crouched low was a creature more fitted in a nightmare than here. A giant warped version of a baboon standing at least a meter tall glared at me; it’s six beady eyes black as Nightmare Moon’s butt. Its gaping jaws showed razor sharp teeth as it hungrily grinned, spotting the two small ponies as I snarled at it. It had four arms on its upper torso each ending in three spiked claws. Its fur was a foul brownish yellow, its chest a navy blue as it stocked forward confidently. Its throat was a thick red bulging ugly like a maggot as it howled at me reducing the foals to tears as they clung to me terrified. I slowly backed away my foot hitting a log as I hastily placed the kids behind it.
The beast strutted forward its greedy eyes focused on my kids as it lunged. Roaring in rage my hands grabbed the beast by its head slamming it into the ground. I kicked it hard, my bare foot doing more damage to me as the beast screamed in rage retreating as it reassessed the situation. This time the beast focused on me, realizing the threat I posed as its claws twitched; prime and ready to rip me apart as I puffed up my chest. The baboon leapt, its split toed feet landing on my chest as its arms swung at my face tearing into my face as I cried in pain.
Throwing the beast against a tree my fist rapidly slammed into the abominations face leaving indents as I was able to cave in parts of its skull. This only made the beast howl madly as it redoubled its efforts, its claws shearing across my face like a knife though wet paper as blood pooled into my eyes. The breaking point for me was when it leapt past me cornering the foals as it grabbed Isaac. It planned to snatch and run as I felt a sudden burst of adrenaline. Tearing forward my body rammed the beast causing it to drop the bawling foal as I pinned it to the ground. Using every fiver of strength in my body I lifted the beast of the ground.
My hand snaked around the baboon’s neck a merciless smile adorning my face. With a cruel twist I snapped the monsters neck resulting in a sickening crack as its body went stiff before going limp. Still enraged I, to my horror, tore the beast in two; tearing its torso and waist apart as blood coated my body. With a tired sigh I dropped the beast my eyes focusing on my kids as they cried reaching them in seconds I scooped them up in my arms cooing and cradling them as they sobbed in fear.
The fight had been brief and brutal but that was the reality of fights; they didn’t last hours they at most lasted a couple of minutes at most. Had I been more focused I would have seen a pair of black slime covered arms silently grab the dead baboon before dispersing into the shrubbery that held the rest of the beast.
Later
We had been traveling for at least a couple of hours now and I felt concern rising in me as I tried to think of how the two foals would eat. Whilst they were old enough to eat solid food they still needed milk. If it got desperate I would merely hunt down an animal like an elk or deer who was nursing and simply use that. Sad for the mother but at the end of the day I didn’t give two fucks about a wild animal when my kid’s lives’ were on the line.
“Foooooooood!” my heart jumped into my mouth as the menacing hiss sounded out my body freezing as a silhouette of a creature appeared, its body hidden by the dimming light as the trees gave it natural cover. I felt fear grip at my heart as the beast or more accurately demon glided forward. I felt fear rise in my chest as I observed the monster. It made the baboon like cute in comparison as its grizzly form made me feel ill. Its body was covered in a cloak of some sort, torn and covered in dry blood and grime. Its head was humanoid but were eyes should have been there were only empty eye sockets. It mouth was lined with needled sharp teeth as its body seemed to hover its feet invisible as the cloak covered the majority of the beasts body. Its face had horrendous stitches covering the whole of its face each part a different shade or even type as it had patches of fur and half a muzzle looking like it belonged to a dog. The beast reminded me of chucky the evil doll after he had been torn apart and pieced back together. Its hair was an ebony black tinged with green.
This entire thing scared me shitless as I slowly backed away prepared to run as it smirked. In mere seconds it was behind me its clawed hand lashing out as I was sent sprawling. I hurriedly hid the two foals as I turned; shaking slightly as I protectively blocked the creature from my kids. Lashing out I cried out in disbelief as my hand merely phased though its body leaving me stunned as it once again swatted me aside like an insect. It continued to rain blow after blow down on me my body taking the brunt of the attack as I tried to desperately fight back. All was for naught as I gasped for air, my body in severe pain as it set its sights figuratively speaking on the unprotected foals. Isaac squeaked in fear as he stumbled backwards the beast seeming to play with them revelling in their fear.
Its twisted face grinned as it leisurely made its way for Isaac the foal sobbing as Aurora whimpered. It was in that moment that something snapped. Roaring my hand struck out as if on instinct a powerful surge running though me as blinding light sprung into existence. The beast shrieked in fear and pain as a wave of magic struck it resembling lightning as the monster was slammed against a tree. Grunting I feel to one knee, feeling drained as my arm stung like mad. My hand was slightly charred as my arm looked severely sun burned, tender to the touch as I took aim. Once again the same surge came as I released another fatal wave of magic. This time however it struck the creature in the face its head shaking madly as the magic over powered its primitive mind.
In a desperate attempt the monster lunged at me its mouth wide open as blood oozed from its mouth. My arm slammed forward hitting the creature at point blank range as the magic once again acted on its own hitting it directly in the mouth. The beast halted, twitching as its skull pulsed bulging as blood trickled from small cracks on its fore head. A second of silence before it screamed, its wail brought tears to my eyes as I tried to block out the noise but I was by some miracle able to reach Isaac and Aurora shielding their ears as the beast thrashed about wildly. Its face slowly cracking as the stiches feel apart exposing its brain as it crawled across the ground. Even in its death throes it still tried to reach me pure hatred on its face as the being trailed though its own blood. The revolting sight sickened me as I tried to look away but a small part of me made me watch to make sure that it was dying.
“You built your own grave the moment you tried to hurt my kids you cunt,” I spat sneering at its dying form as I felt nothing but disgust for the abomination.
A crunch sounded out as it head seemed to implode; its skull caving in as it went still. The creature was finally dead, its body shrivelling up as it fell apart. The foul soul keeping the crudely stitched body now gone as the bodies, most likely of its last victims were finally freed. Life no longer on the line I was allowed to think as my mind wandered over the freakish magic that I had seemingly pulled from nowhere.
‘How the fuck did I do that’ I questioned trying to think off a reasonable explanation. The only theory that made any sense was that whilst I was very resistant to magic my body must have still had a core of sort that could store and use magic in emergency situations. Getting the crapped kicked out of you by tyrannical unicorn queen whist an emergency not nearly as serious as when my kids were threatened. I really at this point wished that the two had gone with Eris when she went to feed Loki and Zen. Isaac hiccupped as his tiny hands clamped onto my face, his innocent eyes looking for reassurance as I nuzzled him affectingly. Aurora had luckily drifted off to sleep, exhausted as she slept soundly in my arms; her wings fluttering every now and again as her tail wrapped around my arm.
“Lachlan,” a voice cried tearing me from my thoughts as a massive blur grabbed me.
“Razor wing” I gasped as the changeling nuzzled me carefully avoiding crushing the two foals as two guards stood by her side. Her happy smile was gone in an instant as she inspected me her eyes narrowing as she smelled the blood on me.
“You fought a Koru and a Niendron,” she growled as she protectively pulled me closer.
“I’m sorry a what and what?” I dumbly replied my head throbbing as she kindly offered me a hand letting me lean on her as she escorted me back to her hive. The two foals looked at the changeling mare in fascination as she happily chatted to me.
“A Koru is a primitive ape like creature that is renowned for targeting young animals and foals. It is a foal beast but will avoid ponies and changelings due to our size. A Niendron is a foul beast which is related to the Windigos. It is a spirit of a malevolent soul that escaped Tartarus and instead of freezing the land will find a dead body and defile it by using it like a puppet. The creature though is always trying to better itself by adding new pieces to its rotten body and is the true definition of the word monster. “
“You’re in luck at the moment the changeling queens of Equestria are holding a council and I know that my niece will be delighted to see you safe!” the bubbly mare informed me making me smile as I smiled at the thought of seeing Chrysalis. Razor led me though the familiar winding corridors of the maze like hive, changelings stopping to stare as I subconsciously kept my eyes forward, never having liked being in the lime light. We finally arrived at our destination a set of ancient doors opened, the silver coating illuminated by the candle light as we entered. The chatter in the room died as several dozen pairs of eyes locked onto me.
I spotted Chrysalis immediately gaping at me as I nervously waved her eyes glowing as she hastily stood up half walking running as she tried to keep her composer. The other queens in the room all seemed to have unique colors of wings and chitin, ranging from reds to blues as each one seemed to have a unique shape and color to them. What I found disturbingly familiar was the lust and longing as their eyes watched me with a predatory intent.
“What happened to you?!” Chrysalis hissed inspecting me as she delicately dabbed at my face with part of her dress. The other queens watched in amazement as one of their own defiled her garment to help me as I felt a small sense of pride towards Chrysalis. My face was in absolute agony as the cuts proved to be far deeper than I had thought some of the wounds oozing a foul smelling substance.
“Who is this?” A soft voice spoke up. At the top of a table a changeling far larger than the others looked at me with warm eyes her face showing her countless years of experience yet retaining her beauty as well. Chrysalis grimaced unsure of how to answer as she cleared her throat.
“Mother this is my mate,” she spoke the gasps and cries of shock echoing around the room. The changeling’s face didn’t even twitch as she hummed a gentle smile gracing her lips as she looked at me.
“So this is the so called human, from what you have told me daughter I was expecting, well more,” a note of mocking entered her voice as I realized the gentle smile was far from innocent as she smirked at me. Razor wing steeped forward her eyes slightly narrowed as she addressed her sister.
“Don’t be fooled by his size, he more than makes up for it in bed, unless you can honestly say you know a stallion that can last more than twenty rounds with Princess Celestia in heat!” her statement was met by gasps as the changelings excitedly chatted among one another. Many looked at me in horror, others in sympathy as Chrysalis mother seemed to grimace.
“My daughter can you confirm this accusation?” the changeling barked her prompting Chrysalis to step forward as she nodded her face pained as she remembered the state I had been in after that day. Her hand rested on my shoulder as Razor wing took my other side as if expecting the others to try something.
“Yes mother I can. Not only that but earlier that day he had also, please forgive my crude language, bucked both myself and Nightmare Moon.” Her finishing statement threw the gathering into disarray as other queens started barking out demands and bribes for me as Chrysalis protectively held me close. I couldn’t believe that these bastards were actually trying to get Chrysalis to auction me off to them like a breeding bull.
“What is he to you then sister?” she spat her eyes narrowed as Razor grinned, her arm wrapping around me as I was crushed into her bosom.
“Fuck buddies,” she laughed as startled gasps rang around the table. I felt my cheeks heat up as I suddenly took an interest in the tilled floor. Trust Razor to put it so bluntly.
“WHAT? You’re both sleeping with him?” the mare was now pale as she looked at me with a mixture of disgust and respect. Chrysalis face palmed silently as she groaned in embarrassment, her aunts playful nature once again causing trouble as I tried to escape the near death lock she had on me.
“If he is as fertile and powerful as they say then I expect that I will be a grandmother to powerful grandfoals very soon,” the mare spoke up grinning as she winked knowingly at Chrysalis. Had I not been so focused on the thought of having kids with Chrysalis I would have realized that her words had a completely different meaning to what I interpreted.
“Well shit,” I groaned as Chrysalis mother turned out to be one of those strict ‘I want grandkids now’ sort of people.
In Canterlot
I groaned in relief as I collapsed down on my bed. Chrysalis had kindly removed the foals as she took them to Moon and Tia both of whom had apparently been frantic about their missing children. Sadly the two only bought me three hours before the two mares went hunting for me. I had been gone for less than day and the two mares had somehow got themselves so worked that they had nearly torn the castle in two looking for me. But then again if I couldn’t find Isaac or any of the others I would most likely be in the same boat. But now that I thought about it why had that stone showed up and why off all places had it thrown me in the Everfree?
The stone had now twice fucked with my life and had nearly gotten me killed both times, but then again without it I would never have arrived here. But why had it appeared? It seemed slightly random that it would just pop out of thin air and dump me deep in the Everfree forest. More to the point it was more than just a random event that it appeared right after I had wished to be anywhere but here, not forgetting the little incident with the whole frying a crudely stitched together demon from Tartarus. I had decided to keep the whole magic thing to myself, not wanting the girls to worry or worse fear me as I idly stroked my chin the light stubble providing a make shift scratcher for my hands.
I wondered how Adam was doing; the dick head would most likely be turning up half of America looking for me as I felt a chuckle escape my lips. Adam and I had both lived in Scotland and like me he was a huge geek. We had been friends since childhood; his mom knowing my dad. Sadly we had fallen slightly out of touch; he had enlisted into the army at sixteen (you can only join after eighteen in America) and I had moved to Florida in the USA. He had been serving for close to ten years now and despite that he still found time to play a game of halo with me when he was off duty.
I was still slightly sore that he had denied me my perfection the night I vanished from Earth, but I did generally miss him. My parents, friends, and old life still weighed heavily on my mind. What had E3 announced? Were we getting another Xbox or not? Was there a halo 5 now? My friend had even suggested that there might be an assassin creed 4. Ha! The mere thought was retarded and I had laughed long and hard at him for that. Hell the chances of that happening is about as likely as it being about a pirate assassin; impossible.
My body had been successfully stitched up only hinting that there had been a nasty fight with the few light scars that now resided on my face and chest.
“Lachlan,” Moon hissed her eyes narrowed as she straddled me her face neutral as my only warning was her cat like eyes. Faster than I could register she was now grinding aggressively against me her hands clenching my side as she trailed love bites down my neck.
“Make a mare of me tonight lover,” she playfully growled nibbling on my ear as I shuddered in arousal. I tried to protest too exhausted to even give the notion of sex a second thought as I tried to push her off. Sadly she only saw this as playing hard to get as she gave a throaty growl, pinning me to the bed as she bit my ear roughly, to her it was a big game as she started to remove articles of clothing the commotion attracting Molestia as well as Chrysalis like sharks to blood.
Thirty minutes of back breaking sex later
“Lachlan?” Chrysalis whispered cuddled up next to me as the unconscious form of Tia acted as a nice pillow.
“Yeah?” I replied turning to look at her as she liked her lips nervously.
“Do you remember that comment my mother made about foals?” her shaking voice causing me to move closer as I embraced her.
“Yeah. What about it?” I kindly replied stroking her cheek as tears leaked down her face. Her form shaking as Moon cuddled against the shaking changeling from behind, nuzzling her.
“She was trying to hint towards something that only mothers can detect in their daughter. For weeks now I have been hiding something from you.” Her shaking only increased as Tia groggily looked up from her resting place concern etched on her face as she too laid a comforting hand on the changeling.
“What’s wrong sweety?” Tia answered gently her face motherly as Chrysalis gave a guttural sob.
“I’m pregnant,” she whispered.