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//  Monkeying around 
// Story: Poof the magic monkey 
// by Doctah WAAwee 
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	"Did anypony hear that?" Rainbow said as the group where advancing into the Everfree forest. She knew that the forest had a reputation for the unnatural. 

"Y-yeah...I heard that...if you don't mind me saying that is..." The timid, yellow pegasus said, her voice barely above a whisper. 

"Now, lets not get our tails in a knot cus of this, This forest, it ain't natural, thay say it doesn't work like the rest of equestria." Says the orange one.

Lopez was silently watching them from a tree. 

'Seems pretty natural to me, whats so bad about this forest?'

'Don't know Brent.'  

"Whats that suppose to mean?" Says the purple one. 

'And apparently grape soda doesn't either.' 

'Can it.'

The rainbow colored one started to creep up to them, trying to scare the yellow, pink, and white one. 

"Nopony knows!"

'Wow, I'm quaking, bout to shit myself right now.'

'Quite Brent.'

Then...when she sealed the deal by jinxing the situation by saying 'nopony has ever come out' the ground benath them starts to fall apart. 

'Huh, didn't see THAT coming. ' 

'Did you see that purple blob thing? Oh, and shut up.' 

*Fwoosh* 

Lopez jumped near the situation so he could see if anyone needed help. The yellow and rainbow one flew and safely got the pink and white one. The orange one bit down on a tree root, but the purple one was dangerously close to falling off a cliff. Before he 'jumped in' to save her. The orange one slid down and grabbed hold of her. The two fliers circled around and they were ready to catch the purple one, but she didn't let go. 

'How ironic that this is the one time you SHOULD look down?'  

'I don't think you should poke fun at a life-death situation.' 

'Even if see does lose her grip she-' 

The purple one let go.

'Leap of faith!' 

'It isn't a leap as much as it is just letting go.'

The two ponies caught her.

'So the orange one is also a billy goat?' 

'No, I could jump down like that too.' 

' Not without falling on your ass.' 

'I have coordination! You have to or else your gonna be eating floor in the cage.'

'While some big sweaty dude tries to dry hump you, or grind your face into dust and mix it into his Poweraid.' 

'Dude, we have to follow them, I'd like to see you go five minutes in the Octagon.' 

'What, like some 'Bully Beatdown' crap?' 

'I actually  participated in that, funnest match I ever fought.' 

'You made the dude cry and vomit...three times.' 

'He deserved it.' 

'True.'

And they went along the forest again. 

'Wait...how did she hold on with hooves? Dafuq?'

'Don't question the physics man, lets just roll with it.' 

'There's that purple blog thing you mentioned earlier, where is it going?' 

'Don't know... I got a bad feeling about that thing.' 

'It's a flying purple blog thing that fly's around looking all sketchy like, of course it's gonna raise suspicion. Of course these ponies didn't notice the damn thing at all, their lucky they have such nice asses, cause I don't see anything else going for them at the moment.' 

'Dude, stop being a degenerate and lets see if any danger is up.'  

Lopez followed the ponies further into the forest, making sure to make as little noise as possible. 

"Does anypony here have tha feeling were getting followed?" The orange one said. 

Lopez stopped. 

"Yeah, ever since I heard that voice a while back, I've had this feeling that somethings been tailing us." 

"Maybe it's a new friend that would give us those candy apples Twilight was talking about!" Said the over energetic pink one. 

'Someone needs to lay off the cocaine.'  

'Oh shut up.'

"Pinkie I don't think-" The purple one started. 

"GRAAAH!" 

'Oh boy!'

'The hell?'

A giant...lion scorpion thing came out... 

'It's pissed, like 'I'm gonna be beastin and feastin bout now' pissed.'

'You think they stand a chance?' 

A white one buck the thing in the face. 

'YES! EAT THAT!' 

The thing just brushed it off and roared, she ran away. 

'...And eat it he did,Brent.' 

'Like a champ.' 

The orange one tried to ride it. 

'Oh the irony.'

'HA! A cowpony, I see what you did there Brent.' 

'I know something else she could ride on...'

'Now you want the farmer girl? C'mon Brent calm your balls and let's help those po-'

"Wait...!"

The yellow one said and confronted the thing, it roared, she didn't flinch, and she took out a thorn from its paw, she started talking to it like it was a baby...because apparently it WAS. 

'That thing is a baby!? Jesus Christ I wouldn't want to meet a full grown one.'  

'Damn...that pony hair is...' 

'It looks like her hair is trying to imitate 'The Scream'.'  

They continued into the forest, and so did Lopez. 

They want into a dark section of the forest filled with butt-ugly looking trees, where the pink one decided to sing a song and laugh the troubles away... 

'Giggle at the G-' 

'Goddammit Brent DO NOT get that song in my head.' 

After that they met- 

'GAYDAR GOING OFF! M-M-M-MAXIMUM!' 

'I can't look...it's too much.' 

'He's like a gay purple Lugia!' 

'Be civil Brent.' 

The white one ripped a scale from its body, wielding it like a sword...as much as you can hold a sword with your mouth. 

'FINISH HIM!' 

'Even though he's pretty flamboyant, I don't think a scale can end him.' 

She cut her tail off and he...used it as his missing facial hair. 

'And that's the only time something from a girls ass is going to be anywhere near him.' 

Lopez snickered a little bit, and it didn't go unnoticed. 

"Ah HA! I knew something was following us!" Said the rainbow one, but she kept quite so only the girls could hear it. 

"What was that?" Said the purple pony. 

"I don't know, but I know where it came from..." Rainbow pony said as she started to go closer to the source of the sound. 

Meanwhile, in Lopez's head... 

'Dammit Brent! They could have heard me!'

'But that was funny huh?'

'I admit, that was funny but-' 

'Hey Lopez.' 

'What?' 

'Heads up.' 

Lopez looked up to see the rainbow one flying towards him, she saw him and by the looks of it was going to ram into him and pin him down. 

"NGF-!"

*Fwoosh!*

Lopez jumped at the nick of time into another tree ahead of the river the ponies stopped at. 

*THONK!* 

"OWW!" Rainbow pwn screamed as she rubbed her head, the tree she slammed into no worse for wear. 

"Watch out for the tree Dash!" Pink pony said, giggling a little bit. 

"A little late there Pinkie Pie!" Rainbow screamed 

'Pinkie Pie? Dafuq? A pie made out of tiny fingers?'

'That...was close.'

"Rainbow Dash-" 

'Called it.' 

'No you didn't'

"-Why did you fly into that tree?" Said the purple one. 

"Owww...Twilight! I saw it! It was...a monkey...thing! It had these weird hooves that split into five and it was hairless accept for it's head! And it just...POOFED away! Like, gone!" Said Rainbow Dash. 

'Hey Lopez...' 

'Yeah?' 

'Wanna mess with them?' 

'No.' 

'Come on, por favor?'

'No' 

'Por favor?' 

'NO.' 

'Por favor?' 

'...NO!' 

'Por favor?' 

'...Alright...'

*Fwoosh* 

"Rainbow, ya could have been imagining things, this forest DOES have a way ah-" the orange one started. 

*Fwoosh*

The orange one felt around her head a little bit. 

"Where's mah hat!?" She said. 

*Snicker* 

"Who did that!? Show yurself yah varmint!" She screamed. 

Lopez was wearing his new stetson. Its actually a good fit on him. 

'Heh heh heh, Love the new hat Lopez.' 

"SEE! I told you something was following-" Dash started  

*Fwoosh* 

"Woah!" Dash's view suddenly got dark, a stetson now on her head. 

"Dash, give me mah hat back this instant ya hear!" Orange said. 

"Wasn't my fault Applejack! It's that weird monkey thing that's following us!" 

"Ya really expect me to believe that a 'poofing' monkey stole mah hat and put it on yer head?" 

"YES!" 

Lopez couldn't hold it in. He started laughing, hard. 

'Isn't it fun to mess with people?' 

'Brent this isn't right!'

"See! The monkey is toying with us!" Rainbow flew over to the source of the laughter... 

*Fwoosh* 

*THONK!*

"DARN IT!" Dash said as she for the second time slammed her head on a tree. 

The laughter still echo'd thought the forest. 

"Dash...I think this thing can...teleport." Twilight said.

Silence... except the laughter that was dying out. 

"'Poof away'" Twilight simplified. 

"OH! I know what to name it then! 'Poof the Magical Monkey'!" Pinkie said.

'Huh...sounds like weed.' 

'Maybe we should stop messing with them. Poof the Magical Monkey...i've been called worse.' 

'Look there's a...building...really far away from here, wanna wait for them there since you don't wanna screw around anymore?' 

*Fwoosh* 

After a while the girls all caught up with 'Poof', the one called 'Applejack' got her hat back, and all was well. 

'See those orbs that thing on the ground Lopez?' 

'Yeah?' 

'Do you think they have anything to do with these ponies?' 

'Huh...maybe.'

Lopez was on the wall high above the crumbling castle. With no ceiling it made the perfect place to hide/observe. 

The purple one known as 'Twilight' went to the stones and her horn lit up, then...

'There is that purple swooshy blob thing again!'

The blobs surrounded Twilight and then- 

*Baow!* 

She and the stones disappeared! 

'Biter!'   

Lopez saw a flash of light in another building next to the one he was on. 

*Fwoosh* 

When he looked down again he saw Twilight...and a new appearance. 

'Woah, edgy as fu-' 

'Quite Brent, I want to see this.' 

Twilight started charging. 

'She's kidding right?' 

'Hope she is.' 

Then when they were about to collide. 

*Bao!* 

She jumped right behind the black horse thing and straight towards the elements. 

'MY NIGGA!'

'MY NIGGA!'

Lopez and Brent thought the exact same thing at the moment. 

She pointed her head towards the stones and they began to shine. 

The black thing turned into a tornado and flew towards the stones...like right in the middle of them. 

She started to panic after Twilight got blown back.... 

But the stones didn't work.

The black bitch thing started laughing and curb stomped the stones into dust. 

'This is bad.' 

'Ya think?'

When all seemed lost the other ponies started coming into view... 

After they all came, Twilight started speaking and the ponies started to float in the air. 

Each of them started to get a necklace, and Twilight got a tiara (hint hint), when they did, a giant rainbow went towards the black horse... 

But that would be too easy, now would it? 

The black thing dodged the (very easily dodged) rainbow. 

The ponies started to try again, but the black thing fired a beam at them, they had to break formation to dodge it.

'If one of them were to die, that rainbow thing would be useless.'

'We have to help them.' 

'On one condition.'

'What?' 

'We have to make a really cool entrance.'

'Your so immature.'

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WARNING! NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING!
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The Elements missed, and now there was absolutely now way to fire again, the time it would take to charge up the elements would be more than enough time for Nightmare Moon to at least take one of them out...

"Did you foals think we would just sit there and get hit!? Do you really think your princess is that dumb!?" 

"Yeah." Said Rainbow Dash. She dodged a black ball that was shot at her...barely though. 

"Well think again loyalty! Now, all of you are not worthy of our precious night! I give this gift to you..." 

She started to charge up some nasty looking black lightning. 

"ETERNAL DARKNESS!"

Something was heard flying though the air, when it got close enough, Nightmare jerked her head back. 

*Ting!* 

A strange black object bounced of her helm and went back into the air. 

'You lucky bastard.'

"Hey!" A new voice sounded from the distance. 



All of the ponies looked looked to the top of the castle. 

A lone figures silhouette was spotted under the full moon. It opened it's eyes and they shown a bright white because of the moon's perfect lighting. 

'De ne ne ne!' 	

*Fwoosh!* 

He appeared in front of the ponies that had the elements. 

'De ne ne ne!' 

"That was the cheesiest death threat I've ever heard." The being said. 

'Ne ne ne!'

"What matter of beast is this!?" Said Nightmare. 

'Ne ne ne!'

The knife that was in the air came back down, he caught it and pointed it to Nightmare. 

'De ne ne ne NEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'

'Another thing that I'm probably gonna be missing...'

'You know catching that knife was complete luck.'

"Hey! That's the monkey thing!" Rainbow said. 

"Poof the Magical Monkey joins the battle!" Screamed Pinkie. 

"You think this...Poof while be suffice enough to defeat me!?" Nightmare screamed. 

"Don't have to defeat you." 

He looked behind him to the ponies, some shocked, Pinkie was bouncing with joy. 

"You think you could do that rainbow thing again while I tussle with this thing?" Lopez said.

The shocked Twilight was the first to respond. 

"Y-Yes...but how did-" 

"No time for questions. Rainbow thing, now." 

Lopez got into a fighting stance and looked at Nightmare. 

"You ready for this toots?" 

"TOOTS!? WE'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE OVER 3000 YEARS OLD!" 

'Yikes!' 

"Hottest gradma I've ever seen" Lopez let that one slip. 

Oh that didn't go over well. 

Black lightning started to collect around her, her eyes became a black line surrounded by white nothingness.  

"You will all be ash before our hooves..."

'Oh, she's pissed.'

'Damn it Brent!'

'Always wanted to say this...'

"HAVE AT THEE!" Lopez screamed.

*FWOOSH!*