It was the derk hours of the night outiside of the school, Twilight and Raritay were currently waiting for any sign of the devil herself.
The divle thatt also went by the name of Cherrylee was walking through the classroom.
“Duck, Rarity. Her she coms,” said Twilight as she struked some gress.
Both Rarity and the duck hit the deck as Cheerilee entered the school.
Twilight luked a round for any sign of the coastal clear, she picked up Rarity, Rarity Picked up the duck, then they jumpered through the windowe. The four of them landed with a hard food as they hit the floor.
“Oh,” said the window.
Twilight opened the classroom dor and climbed through the door as she entered the door to the hallway. They all looked around for any clues that would help them find Sweetie Balls.
“Twilight!” Shouted, at rarity. Really loudly. And Rarity didn’t, know why.
“Twilight, what the ferk are you doing,” Shouted the duck, who was on Rarity’s headface.
They all suddenly stopped as a large noise walked past them. They decided to follow this strange noise and stumbled across a large Metallica door with an ever larger voice activated password.
“We must find them clues, cosigottagotakecocainagain,” said Rarty
“Rarty, stay on the subject of finding your dead sister you slutty whore,” snapped Twilight.
“Password acceptada’d,” booped the beeper.
The largest metal doors oppa’nd, and out stepped a member of Steps who did a gay jig and then vanished.
“Gotta go fast!” Screamed Rarity as she shot off down the large metallic shaft, which went undergorund.
The soon arrived at the bottom of the shaft, a small room which had but four doors.
The Green Door
The Blue Door
The Not A Door Door
Cheerilee’s Evil Lair
“Let’s try this one,” said Twilight as she entered the Green door.
The huge doors swung open and revealed absolutely nothing except a green room filled with various green objects. Rarity bounced into the room and picked up a packet of green marbles.
“These look smashing,” she piped gleefully.
“It’s not nice when people snoop around on my property,” boomed the voice from the loudspeaker.
Both Rarity and Twilight jumped very high and smashed into the ceiling. They laned on the floor with an incredible thud.
“I take it you both understood, that snooping around won’t do you any good and if it makes you feel any better, I left you some wood,” boomed the voice again.
“There is nothing here except green things,” pouted Rarity.
“Try the Not A Door Door,” said the voice.
Twilight pressed the button on the wall and the large blue doors creaked open, inside there was nothing but wood. The room even had a poster of Elijah Wood on the far wall at the back.
“What do we do?” cried Rarity.
“Rarity, repeat after me!” said Twilit
“After me,” said Rarity.
“Good job,” said Twilight, tapping Rarity on the face with some wood.
“Ikkeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa,” shouted Rarity as a light-bulb smashed into her head.
(She gathered all of the wood and used her magic to make some sort of key or something, I honestly don’t know how she did it. I mean... She’s a fucking fashionista not a reject member from the TV series Lost.)
“Done,” said Rarity, she turned around holding a giant metal key.
(See what I mean, it makes no sense at all. This bitch was using nothing but wood and marbles, how in Equestria did she make a metal key from all that?)