Apple Acres and Sugar Cube Corners proudly presents, Real Mares of Genius...
Real Mares of Genius... bwaaa~~.
At this hour of juice break, we raise our juice boxes to you, Little Ms. Primed Pressed Priss...
Little Ms. Primed Pressed Priss~~!
Little fillies and colts spend their days counting jacks and marbles. But you? You spend it counting bits. That's rich.
Money buys us happiness~~!
What does it matter you only have one friend your own age? You have your cutie mark; that makes you an adult.
But still too young for the want ads~~!
But, if anyone ever gives you trouble, you can go cry to daddy. He'll make all the mean ponies go far, far away; right?
Daddy's a bit of a dandy~~!
It's going to take the other students in your class years to find their cutie mark. Having to work in mud, shops, and all around the world? Who needs life experience? Not you. You were born into it.
I've seen hotter flanks on a piggy~~!
So kick your hooves back and relax, kid. You've got nothing in your way, and nothing behind you. Frankly, you're pretty well nowhere.
Little Ms. Primed Pressed Priss~~!
Now, dealing with change by Twilight Sparkle.
"Hi, Twilight Sparkle here. Recently, I've gone through a lot of emotional things that have changed my life in a big way. My brother, for one, had just gotten merried. This effected me in a lot of ways. But I'm here to tell you that I handled it well. I am here to tell you that I didn't show up drunk to the bachelor party. I did not beg my brother to have an affair with me. I did not plant drugs on his wife to have her get arrested. I did not pay a changeling to take her place after I tried to murder her. I did not sneak into their bedroom and record them so I could edit it so it would be me sleeping with my brother. All of these things, I did not do. And I am better for it."
This has been dealing with change by Twilight Sparkle.