Apple Bloom was feeling enthused with evil in her spine, on her way home she kicked over an old granny's trashcan, teased the train conductor and fed a rotten apple to Winona.
It felt good to finally just let go and stop being such a goody two shoes.
"Wait, Apple Bloom's too happy of a name for me." Apple Bloom thought aloud,
"I need a new one, one that is mean and dark." She thought for a while sitting on the pink covers of her bed.
"I know! Alice Bones sounds good." She smiled and rubbed her hooves together.
Suddenly a small blue bird landed on Appl- I mean, Alice's window stand. Alice just glared at it, it had absolutely no purpose at all, just perching itself on her window seal. Then, it started to sing the most high, off-key song you have ever heard.
Alice tried using her mane as ear plugs from the terrible noise. She tried closing her window but the bird was in the way, and she didn't want to hurt the poor creature. Wait. Yes she did! It was making her ears hurt!
Suddenly, Alice slammed the window down just as the bird flew right on to the tree branch that was 5 feet away.
The bird was singing louder than earlier and Alice could here it through the window.
She was banging her head against her dresser, when she looked on top of it. Her baby blue hay bowl that Granny Smith gave to her when she was a newborn.
Suddenly an idea popped in her head as she grabbed the priceless bowl. Alice Bones opened the window and the bird singing got louder.
She bent her elbow and then PLUCK! the hay bowl escaped her hand and flew through the air. It flew until it ran right into the singing blue bird.
The bird stopped dead in his notes as he sailed down the 20 feet from the branch.
Without a thought about any of this, Alice just closed the window and continued on what she was doing.
Being bad was so much easier than being good.