//------------------------------// // The Reason Why Were All Here // Story: Bioshock Infinite Vs MLP // by LikeaBaws //------------------------------// The party was over and the Mane Six, as well as Booker and Elizabeth, walked to Twilight's house. "Well, do you have anywhere to live?" Twilight asked. "Not really. In fact...we don't have any money...so we're broke." Booker said. "You mean bits?" Twilight corrected. "What?" Booker had no idea what she meant. "Nevermind." She signed, before continuing. "So where are you staying?" "Booker can live in my place. Especially that awesome trick he did." Rainbow said, then gave booker a bro hoof without a glance to each other. "And Elizabeth can stay here. Maybe I can teach her a spell or two." Twilight said. "Alright. So...I'ma go to...um...Rainbow Dash's house. And...chill. Alright?" Booker said. He trotted out the door...and tried to figure out how he held his gun before. I mean...no fingers equal no grasp, right? Inside the home of Twilight's, they somehow got Elizabeth in a grasp (Not including Fluttershy) that she can't escape. And to make sure she doesn't call Booker for help, they duct taped her mouth shut. "Who are you and why are you here?" Twilight yelled. Elizabeth looked at her. Duct...taped! "Just hum to us." Twilight ordered. Elizabeth 'hmp'ed loud enough to annoy Twilight. "Can you please tell us?" Fluttershy asked. Elizabeth shook her head in response. "If we let you go...then will you tell us?" Applejack asked. Elizabeth nodded in response. Rainbow bit her lipped and remembered what she was told...a few minutes ago. (Flashback) Booker was drinking a bowl of...hard apple cider and he was greeted by Rainbow once again. "Hey, enjoying the party?" Rainbow asked. "Yeah. Say...speaking of parties, can you do me a favor?" Booker asked. Rainbow nodded and grabbed a glass of cider as well. "I want you to never let Elizabeth spill her secret." Booker said. "Why?" Rainbow asked. Booker put his glass down and sighed. "Elizabeth's secret is...how do you say...'complicated.' What me and her went through was...horrifying. Something you'll never get used to. So if she is about to spill her secret, distract your friends. No matter the cost. Or so help me I shall blow your brains out...or let my crows do it for me. Got that?" Booker explained. Rainbow nodded, not because she didn't care, but in fear. Booker's voice sounded so serious, man, Celestia would nod in fear herself. But yet...never say she did. "Sure. I'll make sure. But that'll never happen, right?" Rainbow asked. Booker shrugged at her comment. "Your friends are to easy to read. It's like reading a five page of Winnie The Pooh." Booker said. "You mean Filly The Pooh?" Rainbow asked. Booker looked at her with the, 'Are you freaking serious' kind of face, and Rainbow laughed. "Alright. It's a deal." Rainbow said. Booker gave an epic brohoof and Rainbow returned it. (Flashback ends.) They slowly let go of her...and Elizabeth through her forelegs to the side and... "F-f-f-four score and s-s-s-seven y-years ago..." It stuttered. It stood on it's hind legs and it held a mini gun. It's forelegs were attached to it and it faced the Mane Six. "...You ponies were never born. And you still won't." the thing hissed. Booker broke in the house and saw it spun the mini gun at the poor defenseless and-now-crouching ponies. "MOTORIZED PATRIOTS!" Booker yelled in fear. He drank the Shock Jockey and the electric crystals forced his hands to come together, then shot a massive shock at the patriot. The Patriot turned to Booker and it started to spin his mini gun. "Oh no you don't!" Booker yelled and shot a large amount of electricity at the Patriot. It stopped and it broke down as Booker shot at it. His head came off and it shot more electricity. "You-you-you will p-p-pay for this!" The Patriot yelled. It spun it's mini gun faster, but was turned down when Booker gave one immense shot to the body. It stopped, dropped to it's hind-knees, then collapsed. The ponies were breathing heavily in fear...but really, Booker should be the one who should be tired. "That...was easier than expected." Booker said to himself, then faced the ponies. "Alright. Who's idea was to hold hostage on Elizabeth?" He asked. Elizabeth, Rainbow, and Fluttershy all went to his side in fear while the rest all looked at the ground in shame. "Hey, what's going on-?" was all Booker heard before he zapped the purple dragon from the stairs, making him fall to the ground and having a massive seizure. "Explain." Booker ordered. "When you left, we needed to grab Elizabeth so we can hold her down. Her magic...was...powerful. Makes me feel weird." Twilight said. "Doesn't mean you try to interrogate her. If you know she is powerful, than don't even try." Booker said. "I thought we were playing tag." Pinkie said sadly. Booker sighed and he looked at his hips. Murder of Crows. "Twi' here told us that Elizabeth and that stick of yers was dangerous. So we tried to take Elizabeth first, and Rarity try to seduce you away from the stick." Applejack said. "Rarity sucks at mare skills." Booker said again with a smile. "But since you showed us that the stick saved our lives...and we were just crazy....we're sorry." Twilight said. "How dare you say I have weak mare skills. You know, my beauty is rare." said Rarity, fixing her hair as she said her sentence. "Your still on that?" Rainbow asked. "Alright, I forgive you." Booker said with a devious smile. The four cheered in happiness. "On one condition." Booker interrupted the cheer. The girls stopped and pouted in fear. "You girls-" Booker than grabbed the Murder of Crows...and drank it. "-must survive my crows. If you live, I'll probably forgive ya. If not...hey...this is your punishment." Booker charged his hoof...and sent a nest of eggs in front of the four...and don't even get me started on Fluttershy. She tried to grab the eggs to see if Booker fractured it, but Booker got a hold of her and forced her to stay outside. Booker, Elizabeth, Rainbow, and Fluttershy all looked through the outside window and saw the other four staring curiously at the eggs. If only Booker had fingers. He could of snap his fingers and forced the birds out. But...this is more fun. "You sure about this, Booker?" Elizabeth asked. "What would you do?" Booker asked her. Elizabeth didn't say anything else and stared back at the window. Booker actually had it timed too. 5...4... 3...2... ONE! The birds shot out and started pecking the crap out of the four. They screamed in pain and begged for mercy...while Rainbow and Booker was laughing. "How come I never thought of this?" Rainbow asked. "Trust me, if you can lose your sanity in a snap, you can think of these." Booker said. It lasted ten minutes and the outside four came in walking, still laughing. The four inside had bloody scars and ruffled up manes, especially Pinkie. Her muffled-up mane became an afro. "So...what'd you learn?" Booker taunted. "We learned that if we ever find something dangerous, use it on you." Twilight said. "Aw, thank you. I forgive you too." Elizabeth said and giving her a hug. "Come on. It's getting late. I'mma to now." Booker said. "Me too. Well, see ya later girls." Rainbow said and followed Booker out. Applejack left as well as Pinkie, but Rarity didn't move an inch. "Um...Rarity, you gotta move." Elizabeth said. Rarity mumbled something that Elizabeth wasn't able to hear, so she put her ear near her muzzle. "My...mane...my...mane...my...mane..." Rarity repeated. Elizabeth backed away, but had an idea of what might happen. She picked up Rarity and set her outside. "You think she'll be okay?" She asked. Twilight counted. "3...2...1." She waved her hoof towards Rarity. What was heard throughout the town was autistic screaming for the death of Booker.