One messy beat down later, the three Mega Clones were out for the count, and everyone there had new respect/fear for the cleaning robot, who should have never been able to beat three Megaman's, even on a bad day.
"OK who's next!" The irate maid sai- "Now you’re just pushing it Writer!"
Ugh, you guys never let me have any fun narrating...
"Well Roll, let me just say that was fantastic, and if you were a mare, I would totally give you some." Rarity swooned.
"Uhh, thanks. I think."
"Well, now that they’re knocked out, you better send them back Twilight." Spike said to the purple mare, which nodded and used her spell to send the three Mega's back to the pool. "And now we just have to figure out which Pinkie is the real Pinkie."
"Easier said than done Spike." Rainbow groaned. "We don’t know how to tell em apart, and since those Mega's broke in, the plot of this episode just went down the gutter."
"We could always keep her." Mega said.
"But how will we tell them apart?" Fluttershy asked. Everyone on the set, including the two Pinkies looked up at the Writer's space.
....what? I don’t know which one is the real one either.
"Yes you do you lying bastard!" Twilight accused.
OK maybe I do, I'm not just gonna abuse my powers just because you ask guys.
"Pretty please?" Fluttershy asked in the most moe way.
UNH...fine. AND THEN TWILIGHT REMEMBERED A SPELL THAT MADE CLONES LOOK DIFFERENT FROM THE REAL DEAL.
"Huh, what do ya know? I do know a spell like that." Twilight said, casting it. "Guess you’re useful after all."
Don’t get cute; I used to kill stuff that looked cute on a daily basis.
"Wait a moment darling, so you’re telling us that we basically just killed dozens of what were essentially babies with no remorse whatsoever?" Rarity asked.
Mmmm...that’s the general consensus, yes.
"...WHAT!?"
"DUDE! THAT’S SO UNCOOL!"
"I know that this show has some slightly older audiences, but THIS **** IS FOR LITTLE GIRLS!"
"I really don’t see an issue here, it still looks like you turned them into magic and sent them back to the pool, and they won’t really know the repercussions of this stuff." Roll pointed out.
"Oh. Right. Well, now we have a new friend. What do we call her?"
The former Pinkie clone was now an off white Pegasus with bright yellow hair, and her cutie mark had become purple and yellow instead of baby blue and yellow.
"Hmmm, I like Surprise." the clone said.
"Well that settles it. We don’t die of asphyxiation and I get a new flying ****buddy!" Rainbow said happily.
Aren’t we forgetting something?
Pinkie looked up. "What are we-"
"ROBOT MASTER AND LACKEYS! COME OUT AND WE"LL SHOOT!"
"Oh... and don’t they mean or we'll shoot?"
"I KNOW WHAT I SAID!"
"I just realized we shout a lot." Mega noted.
"You think they'll come out 456?" a Mega clone asked the one standing next to him.
"I dunno, I was just here for ice cream, and then 321 found out a robot master was holding out here." the clones were preparing to charge in to take out the robot master that was holed up in the building. Not only that, but it seemed that it was a woman, a welcome change from the norm.
"Alright Mega's! Time is ice cream! ATTACK!" a Mega at the head of the crowd called.
"Wait!" a voice with a western accent called. Turning around, they saw an orange pony running towards them. "Mah friend needs ta talk to ya!"
"Oh, who is it?"
"Wham."
"Applejack, who's-"
WHAM.
"That’s Wham." Applejack
"Wham's not a nice person is he?" a clone asked groggily.
"If ya think Wham's mean, y’all should meet Krakoom."
"Who's Kra-?
KRAKOOM
As the Mega Clone was asking the question, a large bolt of lightning hit several Mega Clones a few feet away from them.
"Oh. I think Wham's nicer."
WHAM
"Wham appreciates the compliment, c’mon George!"
"Coming AJ!"
Back at the farm, Chadling and Protoman were running towards Dr. Light’s lab.
"Protoman, I don’t think we can keep this up for long out here..."
"I know, but we'll be at the lab soon." he said, shooting two Mega's down from a tree. "Of all the times he had to get smart, it has to be when he’s fighting..."
"I know right?" a clone said from behind them.
"...hey there's a female robot master over there!"
"THANK INAFUNE A GIRL!"
"Yoink!"
"...I probably should have seen that coming."
You really should have.
"Not helping random voice in my head!"
Back in town, Applejack and George had made it into the City Hall building.
"So how are we going to get out of this mess guys?" Pinkie asked George and Roll.
"I honestly have no clue; my first plan was to get to you guys."
"We could just shoot our way through with Twilights spell thingy." Roll suggested.
"And from there, we could get to the lab and end this once and for all!" Mega declared.
"Wait...why would you say that?" Spike asked the blue bomber.
"...there may be a few clones of mine still at the pool."
"...what." Twilight asked.
"Let me get this straight. There are still clones making more clones?"
"I was one of the last Pinkie clones, and there were like a dozen Mega's at the pool still." Surprise said cheerily.
"... I hate you. I hate you all from the bottom of my heart."
Eventually, after a rather lengthy chase scene where they met back up with Chadling and Protoman (Rainbow seemed to be drooling when she looked at the purple devil for some reason, I'm not gonna go there), the group made it back to Light labs, and were currently holed up on the roof.
"So, here we are...holed up on the roof while an army of robots try to kill us. Again." Protoman sighed. "Do any of you explode upon being thrown?"
"No, that’s retarded." Twilight deadpanned.
"Well I'm out of ideas."
"Now what? I just got a name...I don’t want to die so soon." Surprise whimpered.
"...I have an idea!" Megaman cheered.
"No, distracting them with ice cream won’t work."
"NO! I’m saying that we should upgrade one of the ponies to a cyborg fighting pony!"
"That would be great...if we were in a lab."
Hey! You guys used up your help points, you’re on your own.
"Do it for-"
NO!
"Nutbunnies."
"Well, we aren’t beating these things without some Deus ex Machina, so get to it writer!"
...I am a machine...and pretty much your god. Do you think I’m just gonna give it to you all just like that?
Twilight couldn’t take it anymore. "YES YOU (very very long line of curses and insults that I don’t feel like typing, I'm lazy, sue me.)AND FURTHER MORE-"
"Twilight," a melodic voice said calmly.
"NOT NOW CELESTIA, IM BERAoh ****."
Ha ha! That’s what you get for cursing me out.