“I guess I do owe, to you this tale of woe. Through thingamajigger you will find, comes the end of pony kind. Fire brings two countries to ash with residue of killer trash. Underground survivors hide until one mare brings a blood red tide. Across the surface she will hike, slaughtering all she does not like. Through sheer dumb luck this evil girl does save the world. But no hero can she be and twice doomed are we.”
If you make a solemn vow to avoid finding the thingamajigger, turn to page 18.
If you call bullshit because no one is dumb enough to destroy two countries, turn to page 39.
If you make for running at the door, turn to page 3.
If you throw something at her, turn to page 16.