Pinkie Pie Nuzlockes Through Kanto!

by DarkAura


THE MIGHTY WEEDLE

"Whew!" gasped Pinkie as she rested on the soft grass. They had been training for two hours on the route in between Viridian Forest and Pewter City ("That doesn't even look like a route!" Pinkie remarked at one point). Gummy was panting as he kept defeating the wild Pokemon, unaware that the training was over. Tank/The Mighty Weedle, however, stopped training an hour prior and just stood on a high tree branch, basking in his own glory.

"Hey, just how long are you going to stay up there?!" Gummy asked the Weedle, panting after each word.

"THE MIGHTY WEEDLE DOES NOT TAKE ORDERS FROM A MERE WATER TYPE!"

"That wasn't an order."

"YOU DARE QUESTION MY MIGHT!?"

"THAT WASN'T A QUESTION.

Tank leaned down on his branch and pointed on of his itty bitty forelegs at Gummy. "NO ONE DARES YELL IN THE PRESENCE OF THE MIGHTY WEEDLE! YOU WILL BE PUNISHED SEVERELY! GO, WRATH OF THE DISTORTION WORLD!" Tank shot a series of String Shots at the Squirtle, who dodged them effortlessly.

Gummy turned to Pinkie, who was trying to sleep on the tree she was on. "Piiiiinkiiiie, Tank's trying to call on Giratina's powers to fight me!"

"Play nice you two..." Pinkie mumbled, obviously half asleep, and she turned away and snuggled up even more.

Gummy turned back to Tank and shot a glare. "Listen you, stop acting so-"

As he was saying that, Tank managed to score a String Shot at Gummy's mouth, leaving him only able to mumble.

"MAYBE THIS WILL TEACH YOU TO BEHAVE IN THE PRESENCE OF MY MIGHTINESS!" He jumped off of his branch and rocketed at Gummy, preparing a Tackle attack.

Gummy hid in his shell and used Withdraw, so that Tank would shoot right passed him...

CRASH

...and into a tree.

Tank got up, obviously in pain. But that wasn't going to stop him. "I SEE WHAT I NEED NOW... I NEED ULTIMATE POWER!

Tank suddenly glowed, a bright light enveloping him. The light started to change in shape, and when it dissipated, there was only a yellow cocoon. Tank had evolved into a Kakuna.

"LET'S SEE HOW YOU FARE AGAINST MY NEW FOUND POWER PEASANT!"

Gummy chuckled.

"WHAT IS SO FUNNY?!"

He laughed even louder.

"I DEMAND THAT YOU TELL ME AT ONCE WHAT YOU'RE LAUGHING AT!"

Gummy laughed a bit more before gradually stopping. He then replied, panting every other word, "Kakuna evolves at level seven. I'm around level twelve. I'm stronger."

Tank, for the first time, said nothing.

Suddenly, a ringing came from where Pinkie was. There was an alarm clock next to her. Where did she get it...? Nevertheless, she clicked the button to stop the alarm and pushed the clock out of existence. "Come on every 'mon! Let's go!"

They were about to enter Pewter when Gummy spoke up. "Hey Pinkie... I think we missed our catch here. We beat up lots of wild Pokemon, and that lost us our first catch."

Silence.

More silence.

Then finally...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooookay!" Pinkie transitioned frighteningly fast. Together, the three of them arrived to Pewter.