Hairy Situation
In this world of Equestria it
could be thus argued indubitably that
there is a lack of facial hair to wit.
Good thing our Twilight feels she must enact
a remedy post-haste, bestowing hair
and by applying number twenty-five
with folly and new follicles to share
an interesting morning! Town comes alive.
Mooring each machiavellian 'tache
Braided beards too, or hanging freely
each jowl, lip, and chin: a purple flash!
Now Ponyville's home to the bristly.
Big 'Tia came, but she too was endowed!
Big blue beard...
...but she's secretly proud.