Blingy gasps. “How dare you talk about my mother that way! Now you must pay!”
You are then dragged off to court where you are sued for all your coins. Since you are not having many coins, they also take from your parents. You become homeless on streets, but at least you got your cutie mark... in losing money. You go on to become world’s most funny, but poopy gambler
You get welfare and mooch off society for rest of your life.
VICTORY!