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// Gamer Poop: Equestria #2 
// Story: Gamer poop: Equestria 
// by Master-Chief 
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	"I am commander Dash, alliance drag queen."
"Commander what the F#$%?"

Gamer poop: Equestria #2

"That is not a real queen."
"Problem?"

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Twilight sat at a small round table with Dash and a strange pony that called himself Garrus. 
"So tell me Twilight," Dash started. "Why should we help you out?"                           
"Dash how many times do I have to tell you, this world your living in is all a lie." Twilight said groaning. Dash and Garrus looked at each other and then back to Twilight.
"Alright I'll help, But on one condition."
"Hmm. What is this condition Dash?" Twilight asked with anger rising in her voice.
"We'll bang ok?" Twilight stared at Dash. "Report back to the ship as soon as possible." Dash finished.
"Fine Dash we'll do it your way." Twilight grumbled. 

The Normandy made it's way across the equestrian sky heading towards the Everfree forest. The Normandy touched down outside of a old relic temple. With some steam hisses the rampart door lowered revealing the outside world. Twilight was first to step gasping for the fresh air after finding out what we'll bang means. Twilight kept her distance from Dash and proceeded towards the temple. Soon enough Twilight found herself In the throne room where Nightmare moon was defeated. She looked at the scattered blue armor that lay on the floor. Twilight sat down and looked through the broken stained glass window to the rising sun. Twilight began to contemplate, but was cut short when she heard a twig break. Twilight spun around but didn't see anything.
"Anypony there?" She asked with a hint of caution in her voice. When no one answered Twilight turned back around but met an unfortunate blow to the face with a wooden bat. 
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Twilight remained out cold, and entered her own pit of darkness until she saw a faint midnight blue light coming towards her. She saw blue wings descend down upon her until it stopped. The light cleared and Twilight opened her eyes to see princess Luna.
"Luna!" Twilight nearly screamed. She jumped out but phased right through the moon goddess. She turned and was confused.
"Sorry Twilight I have been trying to reach you, but it seems that my physical form is a tad bit preoccupied for the time being." Luna said with a crimson blush spreading across her cheeks.
"With what?" Twilight blindly asked. 
"Lets just say my own personal guard is now living one of his 'fantasies'." Luna said clearly with a mount of embarrassment. 
"Oh..." Twilight responded, her features going blank.
"But that is not why I searched for thee, Discord has taken refuge in Canterlot castle."
"Thank you princess. I will stop him at all costs." 
"I am sure you can do it Twilight." With that Luna began to fade away and reality came back to take it's place.

Twilight opened rubbed her eyes and looked around. She was in a small compartment. Looking to her left she saw Zecora, but she was wearing a blue collared shirt. 
"Zecora thank Celestia I found you, I thought I was..." 
"Damn girl shut the $%#! up." Zecora said without any of her trademark rhymes, but was replaced with a male's voice. "By the way the name's Lee." 
"Hey keep it quiet back there, don't wanna have t' punish you now do I? Hehe." said a light gray pony with a receding blonde hair line.
"Damn." Zecora said looking down at the hoof cuffs.



GAMER POOP: EQUESTRIA


"It looks a little something like this."
"I like ass." "You're lying Morgan."
"I'll have you know that there's no pussieeee."
"Let's get back to bashing butts, as well as these nutz."
"Haha. Women, girls back to our kitchens."