//------------------------------// // Glowy pants! part 1 // Story: My Little Psycho: Friendship is Pain // by Raven Shadow //------------------------------// Meanwhile!!!! In the other end of the solar system, the five other vault hunters sat around a fire. Their search was a complete and total flop. In plain terms it sucked, no loot, no monsters, or anything worth of value. Talk about a really really shitty time! All of members of this group were beginning to hate this mud ball of a planet. Funny how fate works. Zero and Axton were checking the map inside the ship, while the rest sat down eating some left over Moxxi made pizza they bagged for the trip. (Yes that's a lot of pizza, well over a hundred boxes all kept in the storage deck.) God too much pizza for any human to stand. The funny side was they were all constipated for a very long time. "Hey Zero you think I got a chance to nail Maya?" "Axton I do not care/ life is there for the taking/ enjoy the view now." "You know its weird how you speak in hikus. We've checked the map and, I think we're on the wrong planet." The glory seeking commando said with a bored tone. "Not here, strange/ perhaps one of the others/ may know where to go." Zero deadpanned. Axton face palmed in a annoyed fashion. Turning away from the assassin to the door, Axton had already made the choice to never work with anyone who speaks in hikus. Reaching the door to the campsite, he stopped fearing the mechromancer's sexual advances. How she never stopped trying, damn she was really something. Outside Salvador laid down a few feet away from the fire, Maya and Gaige talked. All and all it was peaceful, unlike Pandora. Salvador could get used to this. "Hey Sal whatcha thinking about?" Well there went that nap. His head turned to face the eighteen year old girl, which stood right over him. Metal hand on her hip. "Nothing. And that's how it's gonna be." Salvador growled through his teeth. God it was like every time he tried to rest someone bugged him. "I wonder how Krieg is doing on that rock we dropped him off on." Gaige said with a cheerful tone. "Probably a lot better than us, he's got some great luck... ahhhh shit that means he took my clover! Goddamn it!" Axton replied while he closed the distance between him and the group. "Well that sonofabitch is just begging to for a beatdown!" "Calm down, we'll go pick him up and you'll get your stupid clover. Deal?" Maya snapped. "Deal." Axton grumbled as he sat down. Salvador chuckled to himself as the proud commando was put in his place. Maya stared at the gunzercker. "What I didn't do anything so why are you looking at me?!" Salvador raised his hands defensively. "Nothing, I guess I just miss that big ol' softie... he kinda grows on you. Ya know?" ......... Angel pelted Krieg with anything he could. Ranging from carrots to books. Krieg was hit by most of said items being thrown his way, each hit just pissing the extremely violent man off. He returned fire with bear cubs and deers. Fluttershy was out shopping for extra food, completely unaware of the battle in her home. Krieg returned fire with a volly couch cushions, Angel bobbed and weaved the incoming projectiles. Angel leapt at the psycho's face landing as many paws to the face. Tiny scratch marks were all over Krieg's mask, Krieg landed a heavy hand on the bunny. Angel was helpless. He squirmed in the giant man's hand, Krieg eyed the bunny with pure hate at th fur ball. Krieg moved his other hand to Angel's head preparing to to rip it off. That is until Fluttershy opened the door. "I'm home and--- oh my." Shock came over her as she saw her entire house in shambles. "Krieg what are you doing?" The psycho stopped trying to pull the accursed rabbit's head off, he instead was now petting it. "You two are going to clean this mess up... I mean if that's ok with you." She spoke. Both the rabbit and the human groaned in unision. Fluttershy only reacted by with her STARE, which made the rabbit "hop" to it. (Terrible pun). Krieg began with the books and floor while Angel cleaned the counters and stairs. Poor Fluttershy, this was going to be a long and trying time. "Why do they act so immature?" ......... "Luna I want you to take a look in this human's dream tonight, I may have a suspicion he will cause anymore trouble." Celestia said her face full of concern for her subjects. After what happened with Rainbow Dash she still didn't trust fully in Krieg, even though at the time he did not understand they meant no harm to him. A horrible misunderstanding. One Fluttershy defused by being a friend to the once hostile bandit. "I hope he won't be to much of a problem." "We shall not allow him to harm thy subjects, a promise we shall keep dear sister." Luna swore to the sun princess. Since she was redeemed, Luna always did her very best to show the ponies she changed. "It looks like he's asleep now Tia, we shall visit him." "Thank you Luna." .......... Krieg laid down his eye closed to embrace the sweetness of night. The cot Fluttershy procured was comfortable and large enough for the psycho, his gratitude was something not easy to lose. Curling into a mishapen ball, Krieg again was fast asleep. He drifted through a sea of black. His thoughts of death and dismemberment faded away. All noises dulled, and the silence was defining. The flowers of the field were multitude of colors and hues, each having their own smell unique to everyone. In the center sat Krieg, his mask set on his left side. Eyes closed and no scars along his body or face. "Hello? May we sit with you?"