My Little Psycho: Friendship is Pain

by Raven Shadow


Suck my RIBCAGE!

Celestia's eyes opened with Krieg standing over her axe in his hands. Murder clearly present on his mind. This shocked Celestia, never had seen such a malicious look at her. The rage being built up in his was finally released. He swung madly with each step, out the door. He came upon a tree and with one hit split it in two. He still swung. Getting closer to the Everfree forest. When the trees came into view, and disappeared within them.

Celestia was stunned by the show of rage and strength, she kept staring at the tree. 'That could have been me'. While she peered into his mind she had learned a great deal of the human now charging madly into the Everfree. She also learned of his inner voice holding the psychotic beast back, and its rule of never harming an innocent life. She had never felt so terrified before, but now fear pulsed in veins at a tremendous rate. Trembling, Celestia stood and stared at the one tree that was cut in half. To think she might have been in it's place, if not for the inner voice. She looked back at Twilight who up until now hoped for the best, the lavender unicorn now was frozen. Twilight saw the look in Krieg's eyes, the pure undiluted hatred within them. What did Celestia find in his mind to set him off like that?

......

Krieg trecked through the woods, his feet leaving deep prints in the mud. His mind jumping form place to place, the tall white thing would pay for forcing him to relive the hell Hyperion made him suffer through. And after her he'd move on to that damn commando.

"He's not worth it and neither is she, you harm one of them, I will end you. A razor to our veins."

"ARGH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!" Krieg roared back. Birds flew in fright from the sound of Krieg's voice. Some would swear it was the devil himself yelling, but no Krieg was the one dealing with his second personality. "I want sleep now."

"We need to go back and apologize to them. They didn't mean any harm."

"Aaaaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhh! Sleep! Sleep in their pools of blood!"

"We can't do that, I will end you."

.....

"Oh- oh my is he ok? I hope he isn't getting hurt." Fluttershy squeaked in worry over her new found friend. "Or hurting any poor woodland animals, oh that would be terrible."

"Ah reckon that he is just rest'n from all that running he did, so don't you worry sugarcube." Applejack held her timid friend.

"Applejack's probably right I mean he slept like a rock when he was here so what's the worst that could happen?" Rainbow Dash added.


"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH." The group jumped back by the roar. They knew they were wrong.

Outside Krieg had a timberwolf by the throat while three others circled him. He watched them head towards the little village, he'd be damned if one of them attacked the little yellow one. But now he had them. With a grunt Krieg chucked the wooden wolf in his hand to the largest one, who jumped away. Now his ax in hand, Krieg swung wildly hitting the large wolf's muzzle as hard and fast as his arm could swing. Which was a damn good killing tool all on it's own. The head split open, sending shards of wood everywhere. The two others lept at the walking tower of death. Both unsuccessful. One was thrown hard back onto the dirt before exploding into a mess of bark and sticks. The last one was beheaded by Krieg's ax in a swift downward lunge. Each timberwolf was no more than fire wood now. Leaving a victorious Krieg standing a top the wood pile.

"Hahahahahahaha I got a kill stick! Put it inside my skull!" He roared promptly terrifying the ponies before him.

"Uh." Was all Applejack finally could say. After seeing what Krieg did to three wolves at once was a sight indeed.

"Go on say your sorry to them for the way you acted earlier." The girls stood back was he talking to the princess? "I said tell them your sorry."

"NIPPLE SALADS!"

"Ok close enough." The group still stared at him did they just hear a second more intellectual voice than the one before? Answer, yes. They stood there in what had to be the most awkward of silences. Until Celestia walked closer to the man with her motherly smile from before.

"Hello I am Princess Celestia co ruler of Equestria the land you are currently in. What is your name."

"Krieg! POOP TRAIN CONDUCTOR!"