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// Clerihooves (Part 3) 
// Story: Pony Verse: A Collaborative Collection of Pony Poetry 
// by darf 
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                                                        Clerihooves (Part 3)

(Horizon)
Princess Mi Amore Cadenza
Came down with influenza
For a week, ponies couldn't love, and just
Made do with lust

(darf)
Chrysalis
Possessed of a pretty carapace
Which is a hard thing to do
Unless looking from a bug’s point of view

(Aquillo)
Princess Celestia
Was only best a year
Before the sun
Shone on her bum

(The Illusive Badgerpony)
His Evilness King Sombra
Came to my Cute-ceañera
And the charm of the party started to drain
When he led all of the guests away in chains

(ambion)
Earth Ponies
Are the bees’ knees
The former they tend
The latter they bend

(The Illusive Badgerpony)
Pinkie Pie wrote a clerihoof
Wanting to show she was clever too
But as this is Pinkie and distractions are consta–
Ooh! Looklooklook! Everypony! Look! Dashie’s doing that thing again!

(ambion)
Crackle the drake
Stunning, amazing, splendid, unique
Not that we knew of its gender
So it was shipped with Derpy, then returned to sender.

(Horizon)
Tom, the canonically-named boulder
Sits ignored, alone, and growing older
(To save us from the slippery slope of a "taken for granite" pun
Talus a better one)

(ambion)
All the Red and Black Alicorns
Super special with their wings and their horns
We are so very
very sorry