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// Clerihooves (Part 2) 
// Story: Pony Verse: A Collaborative Collection of Pony Poetry 
// by darf 
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                                                        Clerihooves (Part 2)

(ambion)
Fancy Pants, a stallion sublime
He still puts them on one leg at a time
Just like everypony else he knows
Except…they don’t normally wear clothes…

(The Illusive Badgerpony)
In neighty-six, Derpy Hooves
Got into a disco groove
But she fell flat on her face during the synthetic trance
And blames her crooked eyes on the accursed dance

(ambion)
Berry Punch
Drinking at breakfast, drunk by brunch
Everypony thinks she’s addling her wits
But that’s just her communing with the spirits

(Horizon)
Stephen Magnet's
Moustache won a beauty pageant
How'd he prevail?
It was quite a tail

(Aquillo)
Minuette
Couldn’t forget
That her name, till late,
Had been toothpaste

(ambion)
Cheerilee was lovesick
Three fillies got a red tick
But afterwards she tried anew
‘Til Big Mac blushed a deeper hue

(ambion)
Zecora is not colour-blind
But with her friends she must bear in mind
That with one mare orange, another purple
She can’t say…oh…oh dear…damnit!

(Horizon)
Starswirl the Bearded
Was named for something his peer did
With Poison Joke, and always thought it stank
To get his epithet from a prank

(darf)
The wonderful, stupendous, magnificent, splendid, 
marvelous, fantastic, beautiful, dashing, daring, cunning, stunning, 
radiant, magnanimous, proven-no-parallel, adored-by-all, 
shimmering star upon the world, fabulous, breath-taking, 
knee-shaking, leaving all onlookers with no wits about them, 
Great and Powerful Trix—
—ie took up too much space and had her poem nix’d