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// this muffin will self destruct (i made some corrections) 
// Story: Derpy impossible: Muffin Protocol 
// by linkman447 
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one day a young Mrs. Derpy and her little filly dinky where in there house making well... muffins. "who are you" said a pink pony "well im the narrator" i reply "your annoying me": the pink one who jumped at the narrator with a knife "damn it pinkie that is the 17th narrator this month well i guess we dont exactly need one" 

Derpy's POV

"mommy why is pinkie's hair all strait and why is she holding a bloody knife" dinky asked me "dont look directly are her dear she will change back and..." i suddenly found myself on the floor with a splitting headache. "whats wrong mommy" "Dinky there is a disturbance in the morce (muffin force)" soon after they heard a noise.


"what the... doctor what are you doing here" i yell as the tardis doors fly open "derpy,derpy it’s me and the princess we need your help" a flustered doctor yelled at the disheveled Mrs hooves "what do you mean doc..." derpy trailed off at the sight of princess celestia in her house "i...i..i eh ah oh um EEK" that is all that come out then SLAM derpy passed out and hit the floor "that looked like it hurt” ouch! winced the doctor as dinky magically hit him with a spoon doing 9999 damage 

about an 2 hours later

"mommy wake up please your embarrassing me in front of daddy and the princess" dinky yelled "WHAT" the doctor said "whats wrong daddy" inquired dinky looking utterly bemused "I'm your what" he replied in turn "your my daddy dont be silly Giggle!." derpy woke up to see dinky practically bouncing up and down on a awestruck doctor, who could only say "what" then would say "Umph" as dinky landed on him as she bounced 

"Stop that dear get off your father he's a very delicate stallion i should know" derpy winked at the doctor who blushed at this "why do you all keep saying that I'm not her dad, I would remember something like that" he said shakily celestia cut in "this is really getting off topic of why we are here young Mrs hooves we need your help" she directed at Derpy "any thing" she replied 

"as you may know there is a power in muffins and those few ponies whi can utilize its power are almost extinct all but you Mrs hooves you can still since when a muffin is around can't you" Celestia asked raising an eyebrow at Derpy who returned with a "y-y-y-y-yes I-I-I c-c-can p-p-p-princess" the princess looked pleased at this "good then Mrs hooves your mission if you choose to excepted it is to find out what is happening to the worlds muffins as im well aware you can feel something is wrong" derpy nodded "good, find out what is the cause of this and put a stop to it" Celestia places a muffin on a table near by and runs in to the tardis not before grabbing the doctor and telling him Derpy will explain later come along dinky


after that tardis vanished (use sound above) there was a beeping derpy found out it was coming from the muffin the princess left then a screen flashed on the muffin and showed her where to start and said "this muffin will self-destruct in 10 seconds 9-8-7" derpy yelled "hit the deck" Derpy screamed and jumped under a near by desk "3-2-1" they both got up derpy took her fore hoof an touched it to the muffin nothing happened second third forth nothing then boom the muffin exploded sending chunks of muffin everywhere derpy was covered in muffin bits but all she could say is time to save the world with her normal dumb smile she left the house after trying to eat all the muffin bits and saying to herself this exploded muffin is really good just before leaving she stared to cry "i dont remember where to go...sob...sob" as soon as she started she stopped "i know i will ask twilight she knows everything"  with a big grin on her face she set out and getting lost and having to ask 30 different ponies before finding the unicorns house 

"so tell me derpy what kind of mission did the princess send you on" twilight asked as she had spike write a letter to the princess explaining the situation and asking if she could tell derpy where to go once more "well im going the save the worlds muffins" she said quite proudly twilight just looked shocked why would the princess wast time on a simple task as muffins at this thought derpy sinsed that twilight just smack talked muffins as proceed to slap her across the face saying with her hoof "if you ever think bad about muffins again i will bucking hurt you unless that muffin is an English muffin then that OK" this confused twilight more than anything because how she changed suddenly during this threat then there was a loud brup from the dragon who had a letter from the princess 





Dear: Derpy

The place you must start your mission is the one place i would only send you if it was really important "the EVERFREE FOREST" good luck and i hope you succeed on your mission

love 

your princess Celestia

P.S. please dont get lost and try to remember where your going and the doctor is still going crazy with this daddy thing please hurry he is starting to annoy me.




the at sight of the words "everfree forest" derpy passed out yet again