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// breakfast woes 
// Story: I'm getting fired at a planet, that's your plan. I get fired at a planet and expected to deal with it 
// by Timelord12 
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When we got into town, the rest of the group split off and walked(or in Pinkie's case, bounced) back to their homes and/or places of business, leaving me with Twilight. As we walked to god knows where, we talked about random nothings and the weather. We soon reached a tree with a library sign on it (i wonder if the rest of the tree was used to make the books that now line its shelves?) and went inside.
"So, do you have any bacon or skirt steaks lying around?" I asked. The library went dead silent, so silent, you could hear a pin drop. On Earth.
"Iii'mmm gonna take that as a no." I half queried, half stated of the lavender Pegascorn (Unicus, Allicorn?), For the life of me I cannot answer, so as I wait for the incoming yelling attack, I mull over that question.
"YOU EAT WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?! HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH EATING ANIMALS? THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I HAVE-"
"Which is it?"
"HEAR-what?" Twilight asks, her yelling ending abruptly, leaving her incredibly confused.
"Which is the correct answer? Pegascorn, Unicus, or Allicorn?"
"I am what the Ponies of Equestria would call an Allicorn." The violet Allicorn answered.
"Okay, why be called that though, as far as I can see you only embody two of the species of hor-ponies I have seen, care to explain?" I redirected.
"While the physical traits are evident of only two species, I also am a natural green-hoof, and I have the strength of an earth pony as well."
"Ah so that explains the Allicorn title, you are an amalgam of all the traits of these ponies made flesh. How interesting-wait, did you say Earth pony?"
"Yes I did. Why? Is that important?"
"Yes, it is enormously important, because my planet's name is Earth, but that's not as imperative as getting fruit and oatmeal in me, now do you have orange juice, or tea maybe? I'm starving."
"Wait, what?"