"Hey! Gilda! I got your Grub!" Said Cyndir as he handed Gilda a roasted pheasant, they both ate eagerly
"Holy crap! I never ate anything this good!" Exclaimed an awestruck Gilda
"Hey, it's not that good... I just rushed through and didn't even season it, don' be such a softy"said Cyndir
"Hey! it's been an hour! Time to meet my friends!" said pinkie as she suddenly came from nowhere
"OH MY SWEET CELESTIA ARE YOU EATING MEAT!?" cried a cyan Pegasus with a rainbow colored mane 'Hmm... must be Rainbow Dash' thought Cyndir
"Of course we are, She's a carnivore and I'm an omnivore, we are supposed to eat meat!"
"What in the name of Daring Do's wings are you even supposed to be? Some sort of mutant monkey?" asked RD
"I am your protector and that is all you need to know, colors!" Retorted an offended Cyndir
"Protector?" asked all ponies present, excluding a speechless and Irate RD "Yes, I was hired by the Royal Sisters to look after and protect you six from anyone who may want to hurt you for the foreseeable future" Said a calmed down Cyndir "Including an ancient demon of unimaginable power, so, you're welcome!"
"WHAAAT!?"
"*Ahem!*