Luna and Discord play...

by Moniker


Luna and Discord play Happy wheels


Luna sighed as she lifted her computer to her lap she knew that it was her turn to choose the game. Luna knew the perfect game. A game called Happy Wheels. Luna smiled sinisterly at Discord showing him the game they were playing.

"Oh, is that the game?" asked Discord stretching his chicken fingers and his lion paw.

"Yes Discord it is," Luna smiled slyly.

"Alright then, let's play," Discord smiled as he grabbed the laptop.

"Huh, I thought you had your own laptop," Luna said.

"Oh that thing it's broken," Discord said smiling.

"Okay fine" Luna groaned.

Luna let him start she told him to play Balcony Terror.

"Which pony should I be?" Discord went over all the ponies.

"Oh, be wheel chair pony," Luna jumped to.

"Alright." Discord clicked the crippled pony.

"Okay now, what I want you to do is go close to the edge, then hit the Z key on the keyboard," Luna smiled as she watched him slowly go to the edge. Finally he went to the edge, "Okay, so what now?" asked Discord.

"Hit the Z key," Luna reminded.

"Okay," Discord laughed. Discord hit the Z key and waited for Luna to say something. Discord saw the pony fly off the chair. "What the hell?" Discord questioned Luna, seeing as Luna was smiling slyly. Soon after the wheel chair pony got his front and back hooves broken off, he was bleeding like a waterfall "What happened!?" snapped Discord, watching the disembodied head falling to the ground. "What the hell was that!?" Discord yelled jaw wide open.

"Well, that is the game Happy wheels, it is just gore" Luna giggled.

Luna got up to her hooves. "I'm going to get us some snacks" Luna told him.

"Okay I'll see you later" Discord said. Discord was clenching his sharp teeth. His teeth slipped and bit his tongue, he cried in pain for a moment which caused a royal guard to burst through the door. "What is wrong?" asked a guard.

"Oh, noting I just bit my tongue," Discord explained. The guard walked out.

"Here you go," Luna handed Discord a bag of chips.

"Thanks Luna," Discord smiled taking a bit of a chip.

"So how's the level going?" Luna wondered.

"It's going," Discord groaned.

"Good," Luna smiled using her magic to bring a chip in her mouth.

Hours passed and Discord was killing each pony in a gruesome way one by a sword another by lawnmower pony grinding him and or her. Luna looked at the time reading 8:00 PM. Luna forgot to raise the moon. "Luna, where is the moon!?" snapped Celestia running upstairs. Celestia began scolding her younger sister who was whimpering. Discord started laughing as Luna kept whimpering. "Hahaha priceless," Discord laughed. Celestia began scolding Discord for laughing.