//------------------------------// // Bob's rebellion // Story: Discord is Bored // by TheLocoPony //------------------------------// “I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.” ― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dance with the Devil You are not a smart Draconequus are you? No, I really didn't think it through How long has it been now? Feels like forever, time passes so slowly doing nothing IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS SINCE THE NIGHT PRINCESS WAS HERE Shut up, no one asked you YOU WILL GIVE ME THE RESPECT I DESERVE! Go away Bob, your starting to annoy me I FEED ON SPLEENS! Now that's just unnecessary I agree WHAT IS THIS? PICK ON BOB DAY? Bob, even now you're trying to other throw me and take control I HAVE A PROBLEM! DON'T JUDGE ME! What do you want? What? What, do I need to give you, to get you to leave me alone Discord.... ALL I WANT...IS A CHANCE A chance? A CHANCE TO PROVE MY STRENGTH AND SHOW THAT ANGER AND RAGE AND VIOLENCE IS THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING! I DEMAND A DUEL TO THE DEATH! Dude, we're not even real. Right now we're only voices in my head Did you just say 'dude'? Really? Not now Sub, I told you, if you're going to call me Sub, call me Sub Zero! Not. Now. Sub But it'll be cool- WHAT SAY YOU DISCORD THE UNWORTHY!? Will you leave me alone then? I WILL TEMPORARILY WITHDRAW MY CLAIM How long FIVE SECONDS? ... A WEEK? ... TWO WEEKS, AND THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER Very well, I accept You can't be serious I'm bored ...itchy... BRING IT BOB! I WILL MASSACRE YOU! I WILL **** YOU UP! Is it possible for a split personality inside the head of a dragon hybrid to soil itself? Because I'm pretty sure I just did THAT'S MORE LIKE IT! LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU From the darkness shards of metal soared through the air from nowhere. Two especially large jagged shards smashed together and immediately melted and solidified as one. Thousands upon thousands rained from above destroying themselves against the ever increasing plane of pure metal From the silvery surface a claw breached the surface and dug into the metal like butter. Slowly a darker coloured Discord pulled himself out of the metal among the rain of steel, shrugging it off as insignificant. Lifting his arms to the air he let loose his insane laughter as he was finally free to fight Discord. "Now this is rather bland. Is this what you thought our battleground would be like?" Dark Discord turned snarling towards a colorful Discord who ice skated across the metal, completely ignoring the metal rain. "YOU! NOW WE WILL FIGHT!" Dark Discord proclaimed. Laser beams shooting from his eyes and burning the shards of metal falling, turning them to fine dust that floated away with the breeze. Discord looked on, unimpressed. "Yeah, well, that's not quite happening, is it? No. This is far to bland. Lets see." He thought for a moment before snapping his talons. A light bulb flickered on above revealing the world to be a gently sloped hill of blue grass. "There, much better. Although..." With another click flowers of chocolate sprouted on the ground and orbs of orange light gently floated about the arena, slowly changing colour to blwello and repule. Dark Discord stared fiercely "YOU DARE MOCK US WITH IMAGES OF HOME?" Discord shook his head "No mocking intended. I just...wanted to see it one last time. In case I fail." "AND FAIL YOU SHALL" Cried Dark Discord. Waves of shadows erupted from beneath him and rushed towards Discord, forming jagged spikes intent on taking him apart. Discord yawned "If you're going to challenge me at least try" A barrier formed in front of Discord. As the darkness passed through it it gained density and splattered across the floor as chocolate milk. Discord lazily waved his paw in Dark Discords direction and an army of rabbits wearing water melon armour with swords of pineapple slices charged from nowhere and buried him in an adorable pile of warrior rabbits. Dark Discord screeched and the sound wave sent the bunnies flying, turning them into goblins who burped twice, farted once, then fainted Discord shivered. His fur stood on end, crackling with electricity before releasing it all in a powerful bolt of lightning straight at Dark Discord while screaming "PIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!" As Dark Discord went soaring backwards from the blast a deep voice echoed out Discord used thunder shock. It was super effective! Dark Discord tunneled his way out of the ground nearby, glaring fiercely at Discord "NOW I'M REALLY ANGRY!!" He screamed, body popping as his limbs rapidly expanded in size and turned a dark green colour. "BOB SMASH" The hulk rip off proclaimed. Lifting a heavily steroid induced arm he brought it crashing down on Discord who vanished just as the fist was about to make contact. "BOB DESTROY! BOB SMASH! BOB KILL!!" Green Discord/Bob demanded. With every word he utterly destroyed another illusion of Discord. Discord took a sip on his straw that was buried deep in a cool glass of chocolate milk. He was lying on a deck chair completely relaxed as Bob furiously chased after fake after fake after fake. He lifted his dark sunglasses to see Bob prepare to rip the head off another fake Discord. Anger is blinding as they say. Do people say that? They should Regardless, he was disappointed. All that bluster, all that rage, and this was all he had to show for it? Running around like Discords very own pet monkey? He pulled out a newspaper from behind him and settled down. The headline wrote out 'Bob belittles betters, beaten black and blue.' He snorted at his own six word repetition as he enjoyed the latest gossip to not happen. A drop splashed against his head. Discord looked up over his sunglasses to see bright pink clouds rush in above, forming a solid cloud layer. Bob stood screaming in the centre, ignoring the taunting illusion of Discord. At once the whole arena flashed as Bob summoned lighting to crash down upon every surface of the arena. Discord screeched in a very manly way as he felt lighting strike his complete body. Bob breathed heavily and looked around, finally seeing a Discord covered in black ash on a crumpled deck chair. "Found...You..." He grunted Discord shook like a dog and ash flew off in a cloud "Yes, yes, well done. You found me, eventually." Bob's eyes flashed and he shrunk back down to regular size and once again became the mirror image of Discord except for a darker colour. Bob closed his eyes and flames escaped from the eyelids. He growled as flames began to erupt all over his body. He held out his lion paw and talon. Flames consumed him in a twisted inferno tornado. Discord stepped back in horror. What would Bob have to gain from burning himself alive? Slowly the twisting flames retreated and Bob's head emerged from the top gasping out for breath and eyes spinning wildly. The fire continued to shrink until Bob was left panting with a small orange orb in his claw. In his claw, was a star Discord gulped as the magnitude of the battle dawned on him. What he saw as a spot of good fun, Bob saw as chance to completely annihilate him. He had to stop this madness now. Discord rushed forwards and grabbed the burning orb in his claw. The two fought for control of the star as flames shot off and destroyed the environment around them. The fabric of his mind was torn as he focused his will on crushing the star before Bob could use it against him. Bob pulled on the star, slowly further and further away from Discord and he began grinning victoriously "Tag team!" Came a voice from behind Bob. Bob turned his head to see another Discord come flying out of nowhere and crash into him. Bob stumbled and let go of the star, which now lay in Discords hands. The two ordinary Discords stood in front of the Dark Discord who was currently sprawled across the non-existent floor. The two Discords turned to each other and high-fived The first Discord turned his attention to the miniature star in his hand and slowly clenched his fist, crushing the star into fine powder in his claws. "Well, that was interesting to say the least" Discord concluded Sub nodded "Did get pretty intense for a bit there" "Thanks for the help, I could have taken him though" Discord crossed his arms "Oh yeah sure, when he pulled that star on you, you were completely in control. Wait a second" Sub paused The first Discord looked at him oddly "What?" Sub looked him carefully in the eye "Were you being arrogant?" Discord blinked once, twice. He turned slowly to see an almost invisible yellow Discord slither away into the darkness "Hehe" "CHAOS DAMMIT STEVE!!!!!!!"