Guardians

by Pen Brush


Interlude Q&A

“Sombra, you said she would be under the bed!” Luna exclaimed as she looked around the crystal room.


“Yeah, but I didn’t say which room did I!” Sombra laughed as he walked into the room.


“No.” Luna muttered.


“Oh come on Luna, what is the point of Hide and Go seek if you don’t find the pony yourself?” Sombra asked as he walked over and hopped onto the bed. .


“She is supposed to be in a specific room!” Luna exclaimed

“Pfft, that just makes it too easy.” Sombra said waving a hoof dismissively, before they got teleported back to the castle, into the throne room with Celestia, Discord, and the now not hiding Cadence.


“It appears we have some questions, some say in the form of outtake DVD’S.” Celestia muttered dryly.


“Oh joy...” Sombra said rolling his eyes and sitting up. “What are we being asked?”


“A lot of things.” Luna muttered as a question came up on the wall.

Zedrox: Interesting... Very interesting... It's like the cutie marks of the mane 6 again, they were all related without even realizing it. Or did they realize? Did Celestia and Luna somehow annoy the others... Is that why they became enemies?

“Well... I don’t know. Wait what about becoming enemies?” Discord said as he leaned in to look at the question.


“I have no idea what this guy is talking about.” Celestia said flatly.


“Should we try to answer it?” Sombra asked looking at the other.


“Better to try then to fail.” Luna said shrugging.


“But what if you fail while trying?” Sombra asked.


“You get back up and try again.” Luna said. Sombra just shrugged and looked at the question.


“Um... I am going to say... No.” Sombra said slowly.

“Can we bring up a different question?” Luna asked as the question was replaced instantly by a different one.

shadowstar2: P I l l o w n I n j a is gonna getchu

“That isnt even a question!” Celestia yelled. Sombra then tackled Celestia to the ground while being in his usual fuzziness.


“But it was correct.” Sombra said snickering.


“Yes it was, and you're too small to be able to do anything like this now.” Celestia said, standing up as Sombra sat on her back.


“Oh Pbptbt.” Sombra said blowing a raspberry. “Then you are too old to be the same grouch.”

shadowstar2: oh who has my dna copier and cloning device!!! i swear to the gods i'm going to kill whoever started this. and give their bodies to pinkamena of THAT world.

“... Well then.” Discord said scratching his head.


“That is even less of a question then the last one.” Luna said, putting a hoof over Cadence’s eyes.


“Can we get real questions please!?” Sombra shouted.

you were only ever asked one question so far, and that was Zedrox, so we are giving you creepy crap. Deal with it

melody_sparklepie: Now that i think of it... Fluffle Puff = Pink Sombra

“I am not pink! Just fluffy!... Who the hay is fluffle puff?” Sombra asked.


“I think she means that if you were pink, you would be fluffle puff, a pony.” Celestia suggested.


“AH... Well I am still not pink!” Sombra huffed.

Genosaber: Rubbing alcohol is isopropyl alcohol, Liquor is ethyl alcohol, not the same thing.

“So specific, does the alcohol Discord as a cat put on me really matter?” Luna asked.


“Maybe?” Discord asked shrugging.

Red Otaku: interesting but where did the black tee come from i wonder

“Wait is he talking about that shirt dad left with?” Sombra asked.

this comment was given on the third chapter

“... What chapter?” Cadence asked looking up at Luna.


“The third chapter to the story, apparently.” Luna said.


“What story?” Cadence asked again.


“Uhhh...Sombra you tell her!” Luna said.


“The birds and the bees?” Sombra asked.


“Not that story! The story about how we came to be and...shut up you know we are in a story.” Luna said.


“Sooo... Should I get the picture book or just say what happens?” Sombra said.


“I will chase you out of this room, I will not care if we get teleported back.” Luna threatened, before every door in the throne room closed and locked.


“Hmmm. We’ll wait till she is older.” Sombra said nodding.


“Does he mean the birds and the bees outside?” Cadence asked.


“No he doesn't mean that Cadence.” Luna said gently.


“What other kinds of birds and bees is he talking about?” Cadence asked.


“The kinds that talk.” Luna said.


“There are talking birds and bees?” Cadence asked tilting her head.


“Yes, they are called pegasi.” Luna said smiling.


“And what do they do? Make honey?” Cadence said tilting her head.


“No, they control clouds for us.” Luna said.


“I just love how you skillfully dodged all that.” Sombra chuckled.

“Don't make me hit you with lightning.” Luna hissed.


“I cannot believe I was forced in here as well.” Nightmare said appearing from behind the thrones.


“Ha!” Sombra said pointing at her.


“I can always have my fun with you.” Nightmare said smiling.


“I thought we weren’t talking about the birds and bees.” Sombra said raising an eyebrow.


“I hate you so very much.” Nightmare growled.


“Oh you walked into that one.” Sombra said


“Childish everywhere.” Celestia muttered.

Red Otaku: its been like (i assume at least 2-3 years) since they discovered civilization

....what happened to the dog?

“What dog?” Cadence asked looking back up at Luna.


“A dog we used to have.” Luna said, closing her eyes.


“Oh...” Cadence said letting her eyes fall onto the screen again.


“What did happen to that dog?” Discord asked scratching his head.


“It went to sleep forever, Discord.” Sombra said looking up at the mismatched creature.


“Lovely animal as well.” Nightmare said.


“Holy shit you're being nice.” Sombra said rolling his eyes.


“I like dogs.” Nightmare said.


“Oh shut up... No one likes you.” Sombra said going back to the wall of questions.


“Should I care?” Nightmare asked.


“Both of you please stop fighting in front of Cadence.” Celestia said.


“We are not fighting, we are having a simple disagreement.” Sombra said sticking his nose in the air.


“Can we have another question?” Cadence asked. There was a small ‘Pop’ in the room as the wall changed.

Sorrowfulwinds: Can I kick blue hoof for being a flank hole?

I know you would love this one Sombra, you get to kick Prince Bluebloods ancestor hehehe

“There you go...” Sombra said pointing at the wall.


“Well, depends on if you want Sombra to help you.” Luna said. Sombra just smiled a toothy smile.


“Blue hoof is the mean pony right?” Cadence asked looking up at Luna again.


“Yes he is, and I wish to drink the blood out of his whole body until I can make him into a rug.” Nightmare said darkly.


“Huh... That guy should be given a medal. ‘Most hated individual out there’ award goes to! Blue Hoof!” Discord said sarcastically.

melody_sparklepie: How's chrysalis?

“She is gone, at a hive I think.” Luna said uncertain before some furniture in the throne room changed into small changelings and Chrysalis appeared out of this air.


“I told you that you would all became who I said you would, but since Cadence came, things will be a bit different, Chrysalis will not die.” Nightmare said.


“I thought the pink cloud left...” Chrysalis said looking up at Nightmare.


“When have I been a pink cloud?” Nightmare asked.


“I dunno... That’s just how I remembered you.” Chrysalis said shrugging.


“Anyway...Chrysalis will be the only one besides Celestia and Cadence to not die, she will fight with Cadence in the future, and be thrown out of the kingdom forevermore.” Nightmare said.


“Stop impersonating that crow from that poetry book...” Chrysalis deadpanned. “Next thingamajigger!”


“I don’t read poetry books.” Nightmare muttered.

melody_sparklepie:All I can imagine is a sombra pillow pet...

“I am a pillow.” Sombra said with a serious tone and expression.


“She means a pillow toy, like one you sleep on I think.” Celestia said.


“I am strangely okay with that.” Sombra said looking at Celestia. “I am already used as a pillow already so...”


“Would you like to not be a living object? I can make that happen.” Nightmare said.


“Oh hush up you.” Sombra said.

We have no more questions, and I don't think we will get anymore, so we shall supply you with questions we think up now.

Why did it take so long for Sombra to learn to speak.

“Hey! I am just a slow learner!” Sombra huffed.

Does Cadence have the power to make crystal ponies?

“Um... No? Yes? ... Maybe?” Cadence said unsure. “What?”

It is a question, it doesn't have to make sense

May you answer me a question?

What?

Don’t question my questions.

Ok then...

“... Yes...” Discord said raising an eyebrow.


“Are they fighting each other?” Luna wondered.

WE AREN'T FIGHTING

All I am saying is that if twinkies are delicious why can’t the ponies have them!!

“Because they were destroyed is what our parents told us.” Celestia said.

Oh... Well that sucks for you then. *nom*

stop eating those

But they are amazing!

you are mocking them!

Fine!... *Quieter noms*

*sigh* How do you think your parents are?

“Hopefully good!” Sombra said smiling.

Would you like to see them? This isnt a family outtakes DVD...thingy without them...what did you call this slayer?

Behind the scenes more or less. I usually show it as something like a movie set.

Alright then, do you want to see them?

You sure that’s a good idea?

Why wouldn't it be slayah?

*shrug* I dunno. Sudden changes?

Just teleport them here

Fine!... Slave driver...

I am your friend, not a slaver!

It’s a expression!

“Suddenly its a battle of the creators...” Celestia muttered.

Oh hush you.

I am your voice, fear me for I speak for you!

I feel as if we have gotten off track...

JUST TELEPORT THEM HERE!

There was a small ‘Pop’ before the guardians stood in the middle of the throne room, confused as to why they were suddenly in a castle.

Happy?

Very much so

“Are they at it again?” The first guardian groaned.

we are not fighting, just having a discussion

Then why do you have a mace...

I am going to a Halloween party for some reason...

Nice...BACK TO THE PONIES!

“This is weirder then before.” The second said.


“Hey, at least you didn’t fall onto a road of crystals...” The first said stretching.


“Isn't that little pony the pony we saw before?” The second asked, looking at Cadence.


“Uuh... You’re asking the wrong guy. I was too busy trying to gather food.” The first said scratching his chin.


“Hi dad hi mom.” Luna said waving.


“Yes, Hi.” Celestia said.


“Oh hullo!” the first said smiling and looking at all the other ponies.

I am amazed you didn't see them when you first got here.

Well I may have.. Um... Clicked the wrong button and blinded them for a moment.

Wow...

I’m Sorry! I am clumsy!

I can tell

You're so mean to me...

You know I don't mean it and you're my best friend

Twinkie?

I would rather M&M’s

“What are they talking about now?” Sombra asked looking at Celestia.


“Candy.” The second said.


“Damn it, now I’m hungry...” The first said sighing.


“We just ate apples.” The second said.


“That may be, but candy makes me hungry...” The first said.

Sorry

“No problem.” The first said waving a hand.

Can you please do a question for them now?

Fiiiine.... Where have you two been so far?

“A lot of places.” The second said.

.... She certainly takes after you.

“They don't have names!” The second exclaimed.

Oh yeah suuuuuuure.

Shut up, they really don't have names, we never said where they would be, so they don't know the names of where they have been.

Yeah well!.... Fluffy!... So there.

A puppy is behind you

Really?*Turns*

*Hits him with a pillow

..... That was a horrible prank....

I could have hit you with the club

Oh hush..... I think we are done here...

Yes I guess that this is done now, time to send them all back to where they were...which button is it?

“I was starting to have fun, right Cadence?” Luna asked.


“Yeah! They are tall and funny!” Cadence said giggling.

I am going to have a heart attack...

We will going to make more of these things...

Hey, what does this red button do?

Don't touch it...it will make you naked and I don't know why.

Why that button?

people think red means explode, when it means it gets rid of clothing

Well then... I’ll just click.... This one.*Presses random button*

That worked, they all got sent back to where they were before we sent them here to do this

Hey guys!

“Who is that?” Celestia asked.


“More importantly where is Sombra?” Discord asked looking around.

Sombra and cadence got sent back to the crystal empire where they started, along with luna

I got the weird dragon, squid thing... Get over here!

Dragon squid thing...seems legit

Let me go! I didn’t do nuthin wrong!

I think you might have caught Sombra...and turned him into a monster, the button got messed up!

Then press it again! It’s like how a tornado can’t spawn in the same area twice!... Or was that lightning...

...my dad got hit by lightning a lot of time, lightning can strike twice in the same place!

“Can we like... Stop this now? My brain is hurting...” Discord said rubbing his temples.

I SHALL SMITE THE BUTTON! *hits button with hands a few times and everything goes back to normal

*Pop*


“.... Well done Pen, you broke the story...” Slayer said as he looked round the blank space.


“Shut up... I did nothing, you started it.” Pen muttered.


“No!” Slayer huffed crossing his arms. “You did.”


“I didn't even smite it, I just hit the button.” Pen said.


“Just take this Sombra.” Slayer said holding out a confused Sombra.


“No, hold on.” Pen said, before lifting her hand and changing herself into a purple unicorn.


“I draw the line at this... I am out! Me and Sombra are going to get Taco Bell...” Slayer said walking off.


“I am just going to use magic to fix it!’ Pen said.


“Taco bell! Tacos!” Slayer shouted before a door opened and then slammed.


“Taco bell is gone.” Pen said, making the restaurant vanish.


“I will still get tacos!” Slayer shouted from the door.


“Fine.” Pen said, using her magic to make tacos rain down in the room she is in.


“Why are you doing this?” Slayer asked walking back in.


“Because I need you here to help me fix it.” Pen said.


“You just have to press that button...” Slayer said pointing to the wall where a single button was.


“That is the reverse button, not the forward button.” Pen stated flatly.


“Then just reverse to where they were all playing and we don’t do the interview!” Slayer said throwing his arms in the air. “The footage will still be there! We just won’t remember doing it.”


“Alright! I’ll do that!” Pen said, her horn glowing bright purple before she made everything fast forward to when the ponies started playing.


“Sombra, you said she would be under the bed!” Luna exclaimed as she looked around the crystal room.


“Yeah, but I didn’t say which room did I!” Sombra laughed as he walked into the room.


“No.” Luna muttered.


“Oh come on Luna, what is the point of Hide and Go seek if you don’t find the pony yourself?” Sombra asked as he walked over and hopped onto the bed. .


“She is supposed to be in a specific room!” Luna exclaimed


“Pfft..... Wait... Why am I getting Deja vu?” Sombra asked looking at Luna.


“Dunno, it doesn't matter.” Luna said.


“Mini Pillow ninja!” Cadence shouted as she hopped onto Luna’s head, all fluffy while Sombra fell to the ground laughing.


“That’s cute.” Luna said laughing as well.

See? I was right...

Lets just finish

Okay, Thanks everyone for watching! This was a bunch of fun and we hope to do it again!

We will give you an actual chapter later

From all the ponies and us Authors! See ya!

This was created... I’m not doing bloody credits, never mind, see you later.