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// Going to ponyville, stat! 
// Story: Hail, hell, and a mercenary 
// by bjornicorn 
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"Huh?!"said the Griffoness "You don't even know me, and yet you'd not only fight to protect me, but make sure I was okay as well?! What's up with that?! Who are you?! What are you?! How'd you even manage to fight those things?!"

"One, because I am awesome, two, I'm Cyndir, three,I am a hybrid of two mostly unknown races that are extremely powerful, and four, because I'm a bad-flank." Said Cyndir "Now; where is the nearest hospital, miss...?"

"The name's Gilda, and it's in that lame-o town ponyville , over that way, but there is no way that I'm going there!"said the Gilda

"And why won't you go? scared the bad little ponies gonna buck you upside the head? Don't worry Gilda I'll protect you from any of those slug suckers who try to mess with you."Responded Cyndir, earning an embarrassed glare from Gilda

"Shut up! I'm not afraid of some lame-o ponies, I just won't go!" huffed Gilda

" I'll just carry you then!" said Cyndir as he picked up Gilda and carried her off to ponyville

"Wha- hey put me down!"Said an embarrassed Gilda

EPIC TIME SKIP

"At least she agreed to let Sut keep an eye on her while I got her some decent food... seriously, aren't hospitals supposed to make you feel good?" Said Cyndir

"AH! a monster the horror the horror!"Screamed a freaked out pony

"I'M NOT A MONSTER! Just a hybrid of two endangered species."said Cyndir

"Oh, never mind then..."replied the crowd. just then,  a pink earth pony bounced up to Cyndir and stared at him intently

"What two species are you a hybrid of, why are you here, what is your name, and do you like parties!? Oh! My name is Pinkie Pie, by the way!" said Pinkie

" I am a hybrid of Ifriiti and Storm Elemental, and I was sent here to protect you and your friends from an evil demon, my name is Cyndir, and I LOVE PARTIES!"said Cyndir

"YAYIcan'twaittointroduceyoutomyfriendsandthrowyouapartyandwhyareyouatthehospitalyoudon'tlooksickandwhyaretherefeathersonyourshoulderandohmygoshthoselooklikeGilda'sfeathers!"said Pinkie at warp speed

"I think my brain just melted..."responded a confused Cyndir as he fell on his behind and tried to make sense of what he had heard, deciding to just let it go as he ventured into the everfree to hunt some wild animals