Pata Pon Don Chaka

by Lord Guffington


The city on a mountain

After gathering enough forces to create a large army and find a new priestess, the Patapons were given orders by the Mighty Patapon to continue their quest. The obelisk, now a large building in the middle of Patapolis, was filled to the brim with the warriors.

"Patapons!" the new priestess announced, silencing the chattering. "The Mighty Patapons yearns for us to gather more worshipers! He demands for us to take over the city on the mountain!"

The Patapons cheered in agreement. The chef gave all of them a hearty meal to eat before they begin their march. As everyone knows, you can't take over a world on an empty stomach!

PATA PATA PATA PON

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Rarity slams the door of the library open to reveal a head-ragged Twilight reading a book.

"Twilight!" the fashionista exclaims. "Those horrid creatures are off again! Do you think they're going to enslave more of us? I don't want that to happen! My mane will get dirty!"

"I see them, Rarity. I've been working on a translation spell, but it might not work. They're chanting something, but I don't know what it means! It's just so frustrating!" The librarian stamps her hooves on the table. She takes a second to calm herself before her horn faintly glows. The creature in the royal-like robes words slightly translate.

"Patapons!........worshipers!.............city!..............mountain!......"

"Well, what are they saying?' Rarity asks.

"Something about worshipers in a city probably on a mountain." Twilight replies.

"What? That's silly! There are no worshipers in any city other than this one, and the only city on a mountain is Cante-... I think I know what she was saying."

"Me too."

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Princess Celestia awakes from her sleep not so princess-like. She trots over to her mirror and begins brushing the knots out of her flowing mane. A rapid knock on the door causes her to accidentally pull too hard, causing a silent yelp of pain escape from her throat.

"Come in." A frightened, yet tired royal guard opens the door and bows down, trying not to have a panic attack.

"Your majesty."

"What are the news you bear?"

"The two guards that accompanied me on the mission in Ponyville are..."

"I see."

"I fled to warn you about the invaders."

"What are they like?"

"They are small but strong and in great numbers. Their weaponry is too strong for just a few ponies."

"Fetch me the Captain and get some rest. You deserve it."

"Yes, Your Majesty." The guard bows once more before galloping to the barracks. Celestia sighs and continues brushing her mane.

I fear for Equestria.