Applejack's Stallion

by Alicorn Forever


Cross My Heart, Hope to Fly

Applejack wonders if this was a good choice or not. Should she trust Pinkie Pie? She takes a seat on one of the outside tables at Pinkie's favorite Hay Diner. Finally, Pinkie Pie is in sight with a... mustache on?

"So... I hear you got a secret." Pinkie says all 'California Cop' accent.

"Sugarcube, take those silly things off your face." Applejack says reaching for Pinkie Pie's sunglasses just as Pinkie slaps her hoof away.

"No! They make me look mysterious." Pinkie Pie replies leaning back in her chair, putting her hooves on the back of her head. Applejack just rolls her eyes as the waiter comes to take their order.

"I'll have double the hay please." Applejack says trying to fit a smile for the nice stallion.

"And I'll have a triple choc late cupcake." Pinkie Pie insists as the waiter walks back to the kitchen.

"Applejack! Why didn't you show up to your stallion friend's party?" Pinkie looks a bit sad.

"It took hours to get the house ready." Pinkie included, her eyes begging Applejack to tell the truth.

"Well, I uh..." Applejack stutters. "Well, he had this thing and I uh, didn't want to show up without him." Applejack says looking still, alittle tense. Pinkie looks Applejack in the eyes.

"You're acting real suspicious, Applejack." Pinkie Pie says sitting back down in her chair. Applejack looks left to right, and to left again.

"FINE! Alright, can you keep a secret, Pinkie Pie?" Applejack breaks as Pinkie Pie jumps up and down yelling.

"Of course I can!" Pinkie finally calms down and promises,

"Cross my heart, and hope to fly. Stick a cupcake in my eye." Pinkie sticks her hoof in her right socket and resumes her potion as the waiter comes with their orders.

"One double hay order and a... chocolate cupcake." The stallion puts the food on the table.

"Triple chocolate cupcake," Pinkie corrects him as the waiter rolls his eyes.

"Say it. SAY IT!" Pinkie Pie yells. The waiter looks real annoyed as he says,

"Triple chocolate cupcake." He takes the tray and walks away from the table.

"Okay, what were you saying Applejack?" Pinkie Pie smiles like nothing happened, then stuffs her cupcake in her mouth with one bite.

"Well, I didn't want everypony to know," Applejack stats with her mouth full of hay.

"Who my boyfriend was." Applejack shakes with nervousness.

"Who is it?" Pinkie Pie asks anticipated.

"Well, it's..."