Ropony

by DashieTheAlmighty


Chapter 1: Trying To Tame

As Inventor P, Orange Fruit, and Bolt Flash arrived from the train, they saw the little town of Ponyville.

Everypony knew everypony there, always talking to one another. They saw cloud ponies in the sky, fixing up clouds for an upcoming storm the conductor was talking about all the way there.

"Ya sure ya'll wanna come here? Ay hear they'rz some clouds comin'" Inventor P could memorize the exact way he said it, and he kind of gagged every time he remembered it. If that's how all the ponies talked here in Ponyville, he thought, then I am not staying here long.

When they were walking, Bolt Flash started to ask different kinds of questions.

"Why--are--we--here?" He said. Inventor P explained almost everything to Bolt Flash, but he mentally kicked himself for forgetting to explain why they were there.

"We're here because we want to visit Alicorn Twilight. We want her to make sure that you are okay to roam the streets of Equestria."
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Another--question--Inventor." Inventor P kind of lied to Orange Fruit when he said he implemented all words known to pony-kind. He didn't implement "purple", nor "shine" for obvious reasons.

"Yes, my awesome creation?"

"Where do robabies come from?"

Both Orange Fruit and Inventor P looked at each other, then back at Bolt Flash. They both burst out laughing, falling to the ground, covered in tears from laughter.

"Bahahaha! Nice one, Bolt Flash!" Inventor P suddenly got up and realized. "Wait . . . was that a serious question?"

Bolt Flash nodded.

And so, pretty much forced to, Inventor P explained the best he could how robabies were born for the rest of the walk while Orange Fruit tried her best from bursting out laughing, delaying them a few minutes from their destination.

When they finally reached their destination, it was a weird sight. Twilight Sparkle lived in a tree. Why would an Alicorn live in a tree? Bolt Flash obviously asked this question, but both ponies didn't have an answer to it. They looked at the decorations. Now they were designed for a princess. Glass windows surrounded the tree. Diamonds were barely seen from the trees. A personal cloud hovered over it, making it even more sunny then all other parts of Ponyville. "Well, here goes." Inventor P sighed as he walked to the front door.

Pretty much expected, two guards were there, ordering all three to halt at once. The guards asked them what they were doing at the Alicorn Twilight Sparkle's house. So, Inventor P, once again, explained something. But this time it was suitable for public. The two guards thought for a few minutes, but to the mare, stallion, and robot, it seemed for hours.

"Fine." One said. "But make it quick." He opened the doors into the room. Orange Fruit and Inventor P's jaws dropped when they saw Twilight Sparkle. Anypony who was sane would. Of course, Bolt Flash wasn't really a 'pony' yet, so he just stared at her, then back at the guards, then at Orange Fruit and Inventor P. He decided to reenact them.

Twilight Sparkle looked around. "Yes?" She questioned, gently putting a book on the table.