Twilight at the Disco

by 6ix


Chapter あなたは、だまさ!


The fall sunrise raised over Ponyville; the morning fog rushed over the land as the sunlight warmed the charming little town.
Rainbow Dash was already deep into her morning routine. It was her job to clear the mist from the ground, and just as she was pushing around some clouds Twilight teleported on top of the white fluff.
“Whoa!” Dash yelled as she nearly fell out of the sky. “Oh, hey Twi, I mean, princess. What’s up?” she said as soon as she recovered from the shock.
“Rainbow Dash we’re still the best of friends.” Twilight gave Dash a hurt expression. “Call me Twi like you always do.” Her expression morphed into a nostalgic smile. “In fact, call me anything you want.”
“You got it, Egghead!” Dash teased.
Twilight glared at her; Dash just returned with a cocky smile.
“That’s Princess Egghead to you!” She teased back.
The two mares started giggling.
“So why has Princess Egghead graced me with her presence today?” Dash asked as she started fly around her.
“Discord has been playing a few pranks on me” Twilight started to explain. “And this morning I woke up before he did, so now is my chance to get him back. You’re the best mare for the job; so, what do you say, Rainbow Dash, want to prank the spirit of chaos?”
“Aw heck yeah! Wait,” Dash landed on a cloud of her own and stared at Twilight for a few seconds.
“Wait, how do you know you woke up before he did?” Dash asked, squinting sideways at Twilight.
“Well.” Twilight looked away from Dash in order to hide her blush. “He’s spent the night in my bed.”
Dash had a blank stare on her face that would rival a goat.
“W-what?” her question seemed to almost fight its way out of her mouth.
“It’s not what you think,” she reassured her. “He just didn’t have a bed to sleep in.”
“How?”
I’m still wondering that myself.
Twilight sighed when she realized that she only had one explanation.
“He lost his bed.” She said in a flat voice as she hung her head in defeat.
“How’d he lose his bed?” she asked with a raised eyebrow.
“He gave it le- never mind that!” Twilight shook her head. “It doesn’t matter; its time for payback and I want to get him good, but I’ve never played a prank before. I read a book about it and it warned me that my first one is the most important because it can spark a,” Twilight used her wings to make the quote gesture. “‘Prank war’.”
“So let me get this straight.” Dash lied down on her belly, letting one of her hoofs to drape over the clouds edge. “You’re telling me that you found an instruction book for pranking?”
Twilight slapped her face with her hoof and groaned.
“I’m just hoping you can help me out. I’m a little out of my element here. Do you have any ideas?”
Dash’s eyes moved to the cloud that Twilight was standing on. A sly and mischievous smile grew on her face.
“Absolutely.”


“Can’t believe you let him sleep in your bed last night,” Dash commented as she and Twilight pushed a cloud down towards the castle.
“Yea,” Twilight sighed. “it was because I made him loose his bed.”
“I thought he lost his bed because he gave it legs.”
“He did but I made him loose it again.” Twilight used her magic to open her balcony doors.
Dash was starting to feel like she was talking to Pinkie Pie.
“Ookaay, I don’t know what’s creepier; him sneaking into your bed or you letting him sleep there a second time.”
Both mares hopped onto the cloud and slowly floated into the room. The mares lay down on the cloud, as if to hide behind it.
Slowly they floated over to Twilight’s bed. Sticking in and out of the bed covers was Discord. His long body taking up every inch of the bed that he could. Drool oozed from his mouth; the flower still growing from his head.
“Ready?” Dash asked Twilight with an evil smirk on her face.
“Ready.” she answered with the same look on her face. Both mares raised their hoofs and slammed them down on the cloud.
Thunder and lightning filled up the room as Discord sat straight up in bed, his hair on end and his eyes more uneven than ever before.
Two guards slammed through the doors with their spears drawn. They saw their charge and another mare laughing on top of a cloud with Discord looking disheveled and annoyed. They looked at each other and calmly closed the door.
“I have bucked open more doors in the last couple of days than in my entire career.” One of them said the other nodded in agreement.
Back in the room the girls started to calm down.
“Now, that was a prank, Discord,” Dash mocked as she jabbed a hoof at him. “Not some lame bowl of water.”
“Hic,” Discord belched out.
“Oh my Celestia,” Rainbow Dash started laughing again. “Did we give him the hiccups?” she rolled on her back laughing even harder.
“Hic,” The bed became round and had polka-dots.
“Hic,” Discord grew an afro.
“Hic,” all the books in the room started flapping through the air like birds
“Ah-man! No way!” Tears seem to jump from Dashes’ eyes as she laughed. Twilight was holding her ribs as more and more random things happened around her.
“Hic,” A bath tub with Celestia in it appeared next to the bed. A glass of champagne and a brush were floating in mid air. Her look of shock and confusion quickly turned into a blush.
“What is the meaning of this!” she cried out, struggling not to let her voice break under the embarrassment.
Discord opened his mouth, but the only thing that came out was another hiccup.
A boulder appeared above Celestia; she screamed and jumped out of the way as it shattered her porcelain tub.
Celestia looked at what was left of her bathtub and then looked at Discord; she still had a look of bewilderment but also of understanding.
The pranksters were still on the cloud desperately trying to breathe. Dash got enough control to ask Twilight if that was ‘Tom’ that just took out Celestia’s tub.
“Hic.” This time, nothing.
“Aww,” Pouted Celestia. “It was starting to be like Christmas in here.”
The laughter in the room died down, but then movement could be seen under the blankets right before Luna popped out from underneath. Her disheveled mane and tired eyes told everyone that she was still asleep a moment ago.
She looked at Discord, whom was in bed with her; assuming the worst, her temple began to throb. Discord opened his mouth, but again only a hiccup came out. This time rose petals started falling on top of the bed. After looking around, Luna bared her teeth and growled at the spirit, like a dog about to strike.
Memories of being thrown across Equestria made Discord a little desperate to get out of the precarious position he was in.
Discord raised his paw up to get Luna to stop her advancement. He then grabbed his head with both claws and quickly snaps his own neck falling over instantly.
Luna had a look of horror as she frantically tried to get out of the bed. The sheets and silk covers wrapped themselves around her legs; causing her to look like she was running in place for a few moments.
After a good scream she flew out the balcony window.
The remaining mares, knowing full well that Discord was fine, were losing control of their bodies as their laughter intensified.
Discord got up and snapped his neck back into place.
“Ok, no more of this,” Discord said as he snapped his talon. All the damage and the random animated objects disappeared, along with his hiccups. Twilight and the others soon caught up with their breathing.
“I have not laughed this hard in a thousand years,” Celestia exclaimed. “Thank you, Discord."
She started to head out the balcony after her sister but stopped right before she took off. “Twilight, I'm starting to understand what you see in him.”
“Thanks…wait what?” Unfortunately her response went unnoticed as Celestia flew out the balcony.
“Man that worked out better than I expected.” Dash said wiping a tear from her eye.
“I must admit,” Discord said in a dramatic voice. “That you two have bested me. However,” an evil smirk crossed his face. “That doesn’t mean you have won.” He snapped his talon again. The two mares braced themselves for whatever he had planned.
Nothing happened.
“What were you trying to do?” Twilight asked with a raised eyebrow.
“Probably something lame again,” Dash said pointing her hoof at Discord, only she couldn’t move her hoof.
“What the?” she yelled once she realized that her whole body was sticking to the cloud. Twilight was also struggling to move.
“This isn’t a cloud anymore,” Twilight observed. “Its-" she licked the ‘cloud’ “a marshmallow!”
“Have fun,” he laughed as he flew out the balcony.
“Oh no! My wings! It’s in my wings!” cried Dash as she tried to force herself out of the marshmallow cloud, only the more the two struggled the more they got stuck.
They pulled, they twisted, Twilight even used magic, but they just got more and more tangled up in the sticky glob.
Outside the guards could hear the grunting and moaning as their voices began to rise out of frustration.
“I can’t believe how hard it is.” They heard echo from the room.
“Ouch! Not so rough, be gentler.”
The guards couldn’t tell who was talking.
“Like this?”
“Wait, lick it again.”
“Hey that worked.”
“Eat it, eat it! Yes! Oh, that’s so much better!”
The guards started to blush.
“I’m getting loose!”
“Yes, yes keep it up I'm almost there!”
“It tastes funny.”
“No! Don’t stop! I'm almost there, use your horn again.”
“Like this?”
“Oh, yes, right there! Harder, harder!”
One of the guards nearly fell over.
“Want to get an early lunch?” one guard said to the other.
“Oh buck yes!” he nearly shouted in response.
The two quickly trotted off.
Coming from the other direction; Spike was waddling his way to ask Twilight why she didn’t come to breakfast this morning. He noticed that Discord was in the bed again and figured he may have delayed her a little.
He opened the door to the room and saw both Twilight and Rainbow Dash on the floor red faced, covered in sweat and breathing heavily, with white sticky stuff all over them and the room.
“Man that was rough,” Dash exclaimed.
“Yea,” Twilight responded, taking a deep breath after every word. “But it was fun.”
“Oh, yea, totally worth it.” agreed Dash.
“Discord really worked us over, didn’t he?” Twilight said.
“Yea,” Dash rolled onto her back with a grunt. “Because of him I'm going to be so sore.”
Spike backed up the way he came. Quietly closed the door and left, his mind was quickly erasing everything he saw and heard before it traumatized him.


The girls got cleaned up before going to breakfast, more like a brunch at this point.
“I can’t stay long Twi,” Dash said as they walked the halls to royal dining room. “I still have a few things to take care of in Ponyville.”
“That’s ok Rainbow Dash; it was nice to spend some time with you again.” Twilight lowered her ears. “I worry about how I’m not around like I used to be.”
“Well you shouldn’t be,” Dash stated as if it was nothing. “Just because you’re farther away and a lot more busy, doesn’t mean we are any less friends.”
Twilight ears perked back up.
“In fact, when we do meet up, it just makes it that much more special, right?”
“You’re right, Rainbow Dash,” Twilight said as her face brighten with a smile. “Nothing has changed between us, just the distance.”
The mares pushed through the oversized door to the dining room. To their delight, Spike was waiting for them.
“Oh, hey Spike, what have you been up to?” Twilight ask as they walked up to the table.
“I don’t know.” He shrugged.
“It’s almost midday. Surely you’ve done something besides eat?” Twilight teased a little.
As the two mares joined Spike, a servant ran out to receive their orders.
“No, Twilight, I mean I really don’t know; I can’t seem to remember anything after eating breakfast. I think I came here because I knew you would eventually show up to eat, but that’s it.
A concerned look passed over Twilight’s face, but her thoughts were interrupted by Dash.
“You may have been tired this morning,” Dash suggested. “I’ve done that before, it’s like a blackout.”
“What’s a blackout?” Spike asked curiously.
“It’s what happens when you get really dru-“
“Tired!” Twilight interrupted giving Dash a glare. “If you’re really tired you can go on doing what you had planned and not be able to recall it later on.”
The servants brought out their orders. Pancakes for Dash and a daisy sandwich for Twilight; the mares wasted no time and started eating.
“Oh! Ok I see. Now I understand what Rainbow meant that one night.”
Twilight dropped her sandwich back onto her plate.
“Wait, what?”
“Oh, one night, when we were still in Ponyville, I woke up in the middle of the night to find Rainbow Dash sleeping on a cloud she pushed into the library.” Twilight looked at Dash, who shoved an entire pancake into her mouth. “I woke her up and she apologized, saying that she blacked out. Then she got all red in the face and flew off saying she needed to talk to Big Mac.”
Dash suddenly started choking on her pancakes; she drained a glass of milk to clear her throat.
“I gotta go! Bye!” she bolted to the windows, wings already flapping but Twilight teleported in front of her.
“I’m sorry, don’t tell Big Mac!” Dash yelled as she came to a stretching stop.
“Big Mac, that’s what you’re worried about?” Twilight jabbed a hoof at her. “Anything else you regret?”
“Yeah.” Dash let her ears drop a little. “I don’t remember anything I did with Big Mac. I always wanted to hfm-“
Twilight suddenly shoved her hoof down Dash’s throat. After a moment she pulled it away.
“Yeah, that.” Dash said pointing to Twilight’s now wet hoof “only to different part of hi- hfm!” Twilight did it again.
“Baby dragon!” Twilight said through gritted teeth. Dash pulled her mouth away from her hoof and looked over her shoulder at the now confused Spike. The light turned on in Dash’s eyes as she realized why Twilight was mad.
Dash turned back to apologize when the sun hit her eyes, it then clicked to her how late it was.
“Oh, man, I really do have to go, Twilight.” Dash said in an ashamed voice.
Twilight sighed away her anger and gave Dash a smile.
“It’s alright, Dash, I have to get to court as well. It was great to see you again. Just hold still and I’ll send you back to Ponyville.”
Twilight’s horn started to glow and Dash disappeared in a purple flash.


Big Mac was dragging his plow through the fields for fall harvest. Pumpkins, beans, potatoes, and many other fall and winter vegetables made up a very small part of the farms products. However it was crucial to Ponyville to have such plants available. Plus it kept the Carrot Top family from having monopoly in town.
The morning fog had made the ground damp and thick. The water in the soil made the ground heavy and viscous, bogging down his hooves and demanding tremendous effort to move the plow even a few inches. Dry soil however was more likely to damage Big Mac’s plow and slow down the harvest. As they say, the harder you work the bigger the rewards.
Unfortunately Granny Smith won’t let him back in the house until the mud was washed from his body. Mac was not looking forward to a cold bath on the first day of the fall season.
A purple flash of light interrupted his routine as he ran face first into the flanks of Rainbow Dash.
“Hoof!”
Mud splattered all over Mac as she landed in the muck.
“Sorry about that, Miss Dash,” Mac apologies as he helped her back up.
“No, I’m sorry Big Mac.” Dash said as she flicked mud out of her wings. “I interrupted your plowing.”
“Nope. I was about to stop anyways and take a bath in the lake. Would you like to join me?”
Dash looked up at the sky; she had to get the sky cleared by noon.
“Just give me ten seconds.”
Whoosh!
Dash took off and flung mud in all directions. Mac wiped his eyes clear of the muck just as she cleared the remaining clouds from the sky.
She came back and hovered above where she’d taken off.
“Now about that bath,” Dash said more eagerly than she wanted to.
Mac looked her up and down. Following his gazed Dash looked down at herself. The high winds had sheared off all the sludge that clumped to her.
Dash stared at herself as she thought. Still hovering in the air, she straightened herself upright.
“Wing cramp!” she cried suddenly and fell out of the air. Covering herself in mud.
“Now about that bath,” she said again as she got up.
The pair made their way to the lake.
“After the bath we can plow again,” Big Mac said.
“Sure, I don’t have much to do this afternoon,” Dash answered.
A few seconds went by as the two got closer to the lake.
“You were talking about the fields, right?” Dash asked.
“Nope”


Twilight stared at the spot that her friend once occupied; a look of sadness, longing, and contentment was mixed into her expression.
“Twilight?” Spike, said softly as he placed a comforting claw on her; Twilight hadn't even noticed him moving to her side. Spike didn’t understand what was going on, but he understood that Twilight was becoming upset.
“I- I’m going to outlive them Spike,” Her voice hardly above a whisper. “I need to spend more time with them, but I can’t, Spike. I can’t. ”
A single tear rolled down her face as she embraced Spike.
Floating above the chandeliers was Discord; his arms full of paint filled balloons. He had a solemn look on his face as he watched Twilight softly cry in Spikes arms.
Her words made him think of Fluttershy and gave him similar concerns.
This…sadness that he felt, he wasn’t used to it. In fact he’d only felt it once, when he almost lost Fluttershy to his own stubbornness.
Was this the risk of friendship? Is this all that it comes down to? A friendship starts and it’s wonderful, but it always ends in sadness. Ether the friend dies or the friendship ends.
Discord was starting to see friendship as a curse; pain wrapped up with a pretty bow.
What confused him even more was that he felt upset that Twilight was upset. Who cares that she was upset? It shouldn’t affect him, but it did.
Thousands of years old and he was like a child trying to understand relationships and, like a child, he wanted to run away from these feelings. He knew the perfect mare to get his mind off things.


Twilight turned into the grand hall as her named was announced.
She tried her best to walk down the red carpet with confidence like she had seen Celestia do so many times before her. Unfortunately she was still as paranoid and overwhelmed as the last time, but she didn’t freeze; instead, she looked behind her, hoping Discord would be there. That’s when she froze.
What am I thinking?!
She resumed walking and pushed the strange thoughts from her head. She was closer to her throne with every step. But with every step, she fought to hide her discomfort from the crowd and hold her head high.
Finally she made it to the small steps to her throne. Twilight looked up and was surprised to find that her throne had been moved between Luna and Celestia, and was a level higher than the two.
Bewildered, she looked at Celestia who mouthed, its ok, trust me. Twilight then looked at Luna who gave her a nod of approval.
Hesitantly she started walking up to her sit between the royal sisters.
A sense of déjà vu came over Twilight when Celestia nodded at a guard with a list.
The first petitioner was… well it didn’t matter; Twilight wasn’t paying attention. She was always prone to overreacting or over thinking. Besides her anti social tendencies during her childhood; it was her only hindrance in life. Most of the time Spike was there to keep her grounded and calm when she became paranoid.
Twilight’s train of thought was on Discord. He acted in a way that she didn’t expect. The creature always sent a shiver down her spine every time she heard that cocky, arrogant voice of his. She expected him to be cruel, mean, and rude. Instead he was funny, clever, and… perverted.
Then he had moments that surprised her. All the times he helped her, and how he reacted to the changelings. A lot of questions were building up in her head over the last couple of days, but she had been so busy with her responsibilities that none of them were getting answered. Twilight’s mind was more focused on him than her the court.
“I would like to hear what our new princess thinks of how discriminating our education system is,” A far off voice said.
He’s supposed to be the spirit of chaos, of disharmony. Why is he going out of his way to help?
“It’s not right. I’ll have a meeting with Lord Discord to clear things up.” Twilight said out loud; only the court thought that was her answer.
On and on this went with Twilight mumbling to herself as Luna and Celestia took control of the court.
To Twilight, only a few minutes went by when it was time for dinner. Celestia requested that she join them for dinner that night.
Twilight left with no destination in mind, clearly walking to think.
“Are we sure she’s ready, sister? I mean to take our rule?” Luna asked in a concerned voice. “There are times when she’s perfect and then there are days like this.” The sisters were making their way from the grand hall to the garden, an act done almost ritually after they have court. The guards had already cleared the halls and garden to give them some privacy as they discussed today’s events.
“You must have faith in her.” A rare, sad look came across her face, like a mother worried about her child. “She has so little of it in herself.”
“I find her to be quite confident of herself.” Luna said doubting her sister’s observation. “She is a very clever pony and she is aware of it.”
The two came out of the castle and were greeted by the sun’s rays and the greenery of the garden.
“She is sister”, Celestia agreed. “But emotions can overpower logic quite easily; you have experienced this fact yourself. Twilight is emotionally unsure of herself. Yet this is why she is ready. She is still growing as a pony and Equestria will grow with her.”
Luna stopped and looked up to the castle; Celestia also stopped when she noticed her sister did. From the garden Luna could see the stain glass picture of when Twilight used the elements to change her.
“It’s not enough,” Luna said almost in a whisper.
“I’m sorry?” Celestia asked, not understanding what her sister meant.
“Twilight needs an anchor, sister. I don’t agree with you, she can’t rule on her own. She’s like me, in a way, she’ll never have a handle on her insecurity without someone to keep her grounded. I have you for that.” Luna gave her sister an apologetic look. “I know you think that we are no longer fit to rule, but once Twilight outlives her friends she won’t be either.”
Celestia gave no response as she took a few steps away from Luna.
“I know, and I never planned to allow her to rule alone.” Celestia looked down at an empty pedestal that once held her most unique statue. “She’ll have an anchor, one that will live as long as she will.”
“Are they even getting along?” Luna asked her sister.
“It’s hard to say; they are polar opposites, but in a way that works. I never planned to take over Discord’s rule permanently. Every day the balance between chaos and order shift in orders favor. Only the Evergreen forest still contains some presence of chaos. It’s only going to take another few more generations before it’s all gone and we can’t even grow wheat.”
Celestia walked over to a rose bush, a single blue flower grew in sea of green and red.
“Our citizens were so used to the unchecked chaos that Discord brought that we had to demonize chaos as some kind of evil to be banished from the world in order for them to accept us. This, however.” Celestia smiled at the blue rose. “Is the true face of chaos: change, progress, uniqueness, it is the source of life in our world. This flower is blue because of a mutation. It was touched by chaos, and it has grown to be so beautiful and unique.”
“Is that what Twilight is, sister? A mutation?” Luna asked as she stared at the blue flower. “Was she touched by chaos?”
“Not just touched, but blessed by it. You should have seen it, when I first found her; I had not seen magic like that since Discord. She changed everything around her. It was almost funny.” Celestia giggled as she became reminisce of fond memories.
“Wouldn’t that make her just another Discord?” Luna asked looking back at the old pedestal.
“No,” Celestia shook her head. “She has the same magic as him, but she craves order. She is a pinnacle, an apex. That’s when I knew.”
Luna smiled as she began to understand. “Those two are perfect for each other aren’t they?”
“Yes, they will bring true harmony to us all.”


Discord suddenly sneezed.
“Oh, I bet someone is talking about you.” Pinkie pie sang out as she brought Discord a plate of cupcakes.
About a half an hour ago Discord decided to drop in on pink and fluffy pony.
Pinkie had just finished making herself a cupcake with a red cherry on top when Discord twisted face appeared on the cherry.
Discord smiled with malice as Pinkie approached her cupcake; but he started to look up in horror at the open mouth of Pinkie pie.
“I should have thought this through,” he said to himself as Pinkie bite into a third of the pastry.
“Hmmm that one tasted funny.” Pinkie said to herself after she swallowed.
Pinkie could hear muffled yelling from her stomach; when she looked down at herself she could see her belly jumping around on its own. A look of confusion hardly touched her face before she stuck her hoof into her mouth and pulled out a very small and slimy Discord.
“Hello Discord! What were you doing in my stomach?” she asked in her shrill voice.
Discord hung there like a wet doll for a few moments. “I was looking for pearls,” he answered sarcastically.
“You’re thinking of clams, silly,” She said through a giggle.
After she set him down, Pinkie Pie headed to the kitchen to make more cupcakes. She returned right after Discord got cleaned up.
“Ah, a mare after my heart,” Discord joked as he took the plate for cupcakes. He lied down in mid air, like he was in an invisible hammock, and threw a cupcake into his mouth.
“Not really, your heart’s already taken,” Pinkie said casually.
Discord started choking on the cupcake in his mouth. After a few hard coughs, he forced himself to swallow the rest of the pastry.
“If it has, then it’s been done without my knowledge and the criminal will be dealt with.”
“No, silly,” Pinkie said as she grabbed one of the cupcakes. “I mean you already like somepony. It is kind of hard to steal a heart, unless you’re a heart surgeon, trust me I know.”
Discord tried his best to ignore the last bit that came out of her mouth. Pick and choose your battles, he thought to himself.
“I know what you meant, and you should ignore rumors, unless they’re true.” Discord grabbed another cupcake with his forked tongue and pulled it into his mouth.
“Oh I didn’t hear it from anypony; my Pinkie Sense told me.”
Discord’s mouth was still full of cupcake so all he could do was raise an eyebrow at her.
“You see when my heart beats quickly then my tail twitches, that tells me somepony in nearby is falling for somepony.” Pinkie rubbed her chest and shook her tail. “And you’re the only one here.”
“The cakes are down stairs,” Discord argued. “Mr. Cake could be getting a mistress.”
“No way!” Pinkie looked around the room to make sure no one was within ear shot. “No one in town is kinkier than those two; I can barely keep up with them.”
Discord eyed Pinkie wearily.
“I’m not falling for anyone.” Discord said defensively.
“Whatever you say, Disco.” Pinkie sang out.
Discord got out of his…‘hammock’, and pushed his face into hers, normally this would make a pony uncomfortable, scared even, but pinkie just kept smiling at him.
“I hardly care for friendships, so why would I want a companion?” Discord pulled his face away gave Pinkie an aggravated look. “And don’t call me Disco; I'm the spirit of chaos, not some dance routine.”
“Tell that to the author”
“What?”
“Nothing.” Pinkie scrunched up her face in a smile.
Discord’s mind would not let him live in the moment. He found his mind wandering back to Twilight weeping in the dining hall.
Discord gave up and decided to change the subject. “Tell me, Pinkie, how does one of the elements deal with a friendship loss? You ponies live such short lives and you’re prone to drama. All friendships are doomed; I don’t find it worth the trouble.”
“Oh that’s easy. See this cupcake” Pinkie took the last cupcake off the plate and threw the whole thing in her mouth. She chewed happily for a few moments and swallowed the whole thing. “That cupcake was really good but now it’s gone,” she let her ears drop. “But that doesn’t mean it didn’t also make me happy while I had my cupcake. When a friendship ends its only sad because it made you happy.”
“Why would I not be happy? I’m the spirit of chaos.” Discord spread his arms out. ”I can do and make anything I would need.”
“I don’t know if you weren’t happy or not, but I do know that you can be happier.”
Discord honestly just wanted something to reinforce his belief that friends are not worth the trouble. Instead he was finding Pinkie quite persuasive. So he decided to change the subject once again.
“Speaking of happier an idea came across my head after talking to a zebra.”


Rainbow dash finished all her orders with Mrs. Cake and asked if Pinkie was around. Mrs. Cake let her know that Pinkie was upstairs. She headed to the upper floor that Pinkie rented from the Cakes.
She opened the door just in time to see Discord fly out the window with Pinkie waving him goodbye, her back to Dash.
Worried that he was in town to get her back she started looking around for traps that he may have laid out.
“Oh, hey Rainbow Dash,” Pinkie said as she turned around. “We were just talking about you.”
“Really?” Dash tilted her head.
“Nope.”
Now Discord wasn’t the only reason why Dash felt uncomfortable.
“Um, ok, so guess who has a date with Big Mac?” Dash said as her wings stood at attention.
“Fluttershy! No, wait is it Rarity? How about Ditzy? Is it me? I hope it’s not Mrs. Cake.”
“No Pinkie, it’s me,” Dash said.
“Oh, that was going to be my 23rd guess. Hold on you’re falling for Big Mac? How long have you been here?”
“What, oh? I guess I got here about 30 minutes ago, I had to make a few orders and I couldn’t decided on a couple of them. Once I was done I decided to drop in.”
Pinkie looked back at the open window.
“Oops.”