A watcher's story

by applejack2357


What the fu- Seriously??!!

BEST SHIP ACTIVATE!!!!!!

I don’t even fucking know...

Where the fuck did we leave off...?

Oh, yeah... Now I remember...

Lets start this ship!!!!

Ok, ok, ok, ok, so Rainbow Dash is like, totally in love with Twilight Sparkle, and Twilight Sparkle is also secretly in love with Rainbow Dash, but like, but like they have no idea. So, they spend, like the next 20 chapters like beating around the bush and not accomplishing shit, and then, at the end of the story, Rainbow Dash is all like, “Omigosh, Twilight, Twilight, I got a secret to tell you, I got a secret”, and Twilight’s like, “Omigosh, what’s your secret?” And Rainbow Dash is like, “I love you this whole time, but I was afraid to tell you”, and Twilight’s like “Omigosh, I love you too, what a coincidence!” And then they fucked. The end.

But this chapter isn’t over yet. I mean, come on...

But that is the best ship...

Now, back to the story...

Uhh...

Dammit...

Dammit, Brandon! Where did we leave off...?

I dunno?

Fuck... Let me go back and look...

So we were at Bass.

Where we left off... Unless...you want to help me make cupcakes...

How the fuck do we continue from that?

Oh... Got an idea...

Pinkie Pie sits in her kitchen with a batch of freshly baked cupcakes.

Yeah!

She sets them on the counter and sits on the ground.

“Hmm... I wonder if Blazer would like a cupcake...”

Then she started thinking of the love they made... She looked at the cupcakes... And for some reason, they reminded her of him...

She looked around her... No one was here... Why not have some fun...?

“Hey, Blazer...” she said to one of the cupcakes. The cupcake said nothing, but in her mind, it said, “Hey, sexy...”

She snuggles the cupcake then kisses it, smearing frosting across her face and her lips. Then she lowers it down to between her legs.

“I want you inside me, Blazer...”

Having second thoughts, she instead brings the cupcake up to her mouth and takes a bite.

Pinkie stops in mid-chew, dropping the cupcake as she hears the sound of clashing dishes, followed by an oddly familiar squeak... She glances around the room frantically, her thousand-thought-per-second thinking process kicking into high gear.

What was that?? Did the dishes want to run away, but as soon as they were on the move realized that they were dishes- and dishes don’t have the ability to run away or even think about running away so they fell to the floor? Or... Is somepony spying on me?! Evesdropping doodoo heads! Gah! D-did they see what I was doing to the Blazer cupcake? … Wait... I just took a bite out of the Blazer cupcake... GAHH! I’m eating Blazer!! He shows me a great time... Shows me love... Makes me feel good... And what do I do to repay him? Take a giant bite out of his head!!


Bite. Chew chew. “Yum!”

“Did I just eat him? Omigoshomigoshomigosh!”

“Yes you ate him.”

NEXT SCENE! This is Blazer! Why am I in everything sexual!!!!!!

Nah i think ill continue this...

Then Pinkie sighed and Blazer walked in and they made casually sexy love... again, Blazer is such a douche, Twilight is his marefriend and he makes casual love to pinkie,

While Pinkie and Blazer are penetrating each other Twilight is at her treehouse and decides she wants a cake from sugarcube corner and teleports there and sees Blazer cheating on her.

“Blazer,” Twilight says, “What the fuck are you doing to that piece of cotton candy”

“Im fucking it. What does it look like?” Blazer says

“Oh... Can I join?"

Just then, a gigantic dildo fell through the roof of the floor like a boss, and then all of them (including blazer) started fucking the dildo (OMG Blazer is such a homo). Not really... That is just too gay... But a dildo did fall thought the roof of the floor... Blazer looks at the dildo with digust... and then starts fucking it, The it being Twilight, and the dildo.. Which apparently was Blazer's imaginary friend... What the fuck?! How did it end up being his imaginary friend?! and then he pulled out a rubber dildo out of his coat pocket and starts fucking it... In the mouth... and the butt...and the nostril, wait what the FUCK!?... Apparently Dildos have nostrils and are sexually attracted to Blazer.

“Come on Blazer dont act like you dont like it” the dildo says. Blazer looked down at the dildo, and snaps out of the daze he was in. He throws the dildo across the room... And William, enough of the dildos!!! Fuck me!!! no thanks im not gay but apparently you are.

Hey you were the one who started it Dalton...

“Dont worry i will come get you later” Blazer whispers to the dildo.

Facebook... Stupid autocorrect...

lol sorry dalton is using a Smartphone at the moment...

Yeah so get off the computer!!!

NEVER!!!!

Fuck you fool.

If you ever say that to my face, expect a punch...

Well i am on the computer so suck it. Wait why are we having a personal conversation lets get back to the story.

Good point...

“What?” Twilight says.

“Oh nothing just talking to my dil- never mind” Blazer says.

Yeah thats what i thought...

What? Do you think Blazer would want his marefriend to know he has a pet dildo?

I SAID ENOUGH OF THE DILDOS!!!

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Delete that bullshit now... Seriously...

DildoDildoDildoDildoDildoDildoDildoDildoDildoDildoDildoDildoDildo

You suck...

Thank you! I love you too. Dont take it that way...

DildoDildoDildoDildoDildoDildo...

Can we just get back to the story???

Lets get back to the story now.

Thank you!!!

Twilight walks over to Pinkie and starts fucking her while making sure Blazer is watching... and Blazer gets a raging hard-on.... and then walks over and joins in the mega Fuck-fest in the middle of Sugarcube Corner... While everypony watched... Then Spike came back from the dead and fucked himself in the butt with his finger, because he had nopony... Then Rarity came along and saw how lonely Spike was and, considering she is a mega slut, fucked Big Mac until he fell unconscious... making spike long for her sexy pony ass. And then everypony in all of Equestria except for spike joined in for a massively humongous orgy make whoever is reading this story want to fap furiously.

Even Celestia was there... She finally got to tap that ass of her student that she longed for, for so long...

THE
END

of this chapter of course, because trust me, there will be many more.

Dude.....Really?!
Are you going this low?
DA FUQ?!

Wasn't all me...