//------------------------------// // Confound these ponies... // Story: Markiplier In Equestria // by xXCondemnedSoulXx //------------------------------// Hello, my name is Mark Fischbach, but on youtube I’m known as Markiplier. I come from the city of Cincinnati, Ohio. But I just came from a short “Vacation”, but I’ll get to that in a moment. For now, I’m just going to tell you about the worst day of my life, which in fact, happened yesterday. I’ve gotten mail from fans, and after playing and “finishing” SPC Containment Breach with the My Little Pony mod, my fans began to send me gifts like plastic dolls of ponies, stickers of them, everything. I’ve even gotten drawings on how I would look if I ‘were’ a pony. Creepy right? Ha ha.. don’t worry, it gets better. Anyways, I was just finishing up one of my streams of mail videos and I noticed that I had forgotten to open a box, though it wasn’t entirely my fault given that it must have slipped under the bed while I was opening gifts, but that’s not important. What is important was that it was a different kind of gift. Normally, the gifts would either come in envelopes, or big hulking boxes. This one was different though. It was wrapped in spotted wrapping paper with a lacey blue ribbon tied around. At first I thought it was nice that it came the way it did, but then something felt off. I reached under the bed and snatched it out from under it and stood back to my feet. I took the puny box within my Huge muscles and walked over to my desk. I examined it for a bit and found that there were no sign of address codes, names, nothing. I found it odd, and something began to feel off about the whole situation. I thought to myself,‘What is this? It is a Bomb?!’ but then I put the joking aside for a moment and chuckled a bit,‘Nah, they wouldn’t do that to me. Yet.’ I began to unwrap the gift and as the lacy ribbon slung over the edge, I began to tear away the spotted wrapping paper. As everything fell away, all that was left was a small white box, closed with a bit of duct tape. “Ah.. they’re gonna kill me with all this wrapping..” I grabbed my trusty scalpel and made a quick incision across the top and the tape came loose. “Aha!” I cried as I finally was able to view the contents of the box. As I pulled the flaps open, I found two things inside. One, a flowery scented letter and the other a small pink mustache. “Nice.” I said with a smile. I turned back to the letter and pulled it out of the box. I flipped it open and began to read: Dearest Mark,         My name is Pinkie Pie and I would really, really, really like to meet you. But unfortunately, Twilight has told me that I can’t go into your world to visit you... I pulled myself away from the letter and stopped reading for a moment. “Ha.. you guys are funny. Sending a letter from that pink pony to me, what’s next? That rainbow one?” I called out from within my room, to no one in particular. “What was her name... Rainbow... rainbow.. something. Yeah.. Rainbow something.” I turned back to the letter and continued reading,“Alright miss “Pinkie Pie”, if that Is your real name...” I can’t come into your world, but you can come in mine! It would be super duperly uper if you could, we could hang out, bake together, go to the park, anything we wanted! With the help of Twilight’s magic and a touch of Princess Celestia’s, you can! Inside this box, you’ll find a small Markiplier signature “Wilfred Warfstach” mustache. Go on, put it on! Thanks for reading my letter, I can’t wait for your next amazing video!         ~Pinkie Pie, of Ponyville. “Oh yeah, because this tells me everything about the stache, well, let’s check it out.” I put the letter down onto my desk and grabbed the pinkie stache and held it an inch away from my face as I examined it further. As I rotated the small pink mustache in front of me, observing it from all sides, I began to notice something very interesting. It seemed to be giving off a strange dim glow. “Aha! Sweet. A glow in the dark pink stache!” I got up and ran to turn off the lights, and as they flicked off, the light in the room was replaced by darkness. And I noticed the mustache I held in my hand wasn’t glowing either. “Ah.. Damn lying mustaches..” I flicked  the lights back on and sat myself back down at my desk. I examine the professional craftsmanship of the pink stache, it had been made of some type of strange wood.“Well, it’s a fairly well made stache, I can’t deny that.” I set it down onto the desk and looked to the clock, it read ‘10:37 pm’ and I thought it’d be a good time to call it a night. I stood from the chair and strode me and my massive muscles over to the bed. The covers and pillows felt softer than ever. I buried my handsomeness within the sheets and slowly began falling asleep. I must have been out for quite a bit, but not too long as when I pulled my head away from the pillow, I eyed my alarm clock. It read,‘12:43 am.’ I let out a frustrated groan and removed myself away from the comfort of my bed to retrieve a drink from my fridge in the kitchen. Upon arriving before my fridge, I found a smirk plastered across my face as I said,“I’m tired of this long distance relationship. Fridge, you’re coming with me to my room... someday.” I grabbed the juice jug and placed it on the counter, then I retrieved a glass from the cupboard. I shortly returned to the comforts of my bedroom after I had finished quenching my thirst and noticed something different about my room. The bed was still a mess, yes. My clothes were neatly tossed into a small pile on the floor, as much expected. But the thing that was different was that my computer was on. “Hmm?” I hummed to myself in a questionable manner. I strode over to the computer chair and sat myself down and turned my attention to the screen. “I turned you off, though I do have a terrible habit of  turning a lot of things on..” I let off a toothy grin and lightly chuckled to myself. “Ok.. why are you on.” I calmly said to myself. It turns out I just received an email from one of my many adoring fans, though something was different about this one. It only said a couple of words. “Put on the stache.” I thought about the request and hummed to myself for a brief moment. “Well, I could...” I took the stache in hand and got my camera ready. “Gotta have proof for my fans so they can see this remarkable stache, I wonder if whoever made this would like to sell them? hmm..” I thought about it for a moment and gave myself a little laugh,“Too bad miss “Pinkie Pie” Isn’t from around here.” As I placed the stache against my upper lip, I was about to take the picture when something odd happened. The stache locked to my lip and as I tried to wedge it away from my face, it began to glow brighter and brighter. It gave off a constant buzzing sound and as the sound grew more and more ear tearing, I gave off a loud cry. “Oh! No no no no no no no NO! Why why why why why WHY WHY WHY!” As my cries faded, so did my vision. Everything faded into blackness. It felt as if it had been an eternity of desolate pitch black but I soon began to see the smallest ball of light. As I stared at it, it seemed to grow bigger and brighter. Soon the overbearing darkness was replaced with the shining light and shapes and figures began to reveal themselves. Once vision seemed to clear and my mind began to grow more aware of my surroundings, I found that the world seemed to be.. cartoony. I was standing beside a tree, it seemed to be two dimensional but as I walked myself around it, I found that it was actually a whole three dimensions. I looked away from the tree and gazed at the rest of the world surrounding me. All matching the tree, colorful, vibrant and bright. Almost too much so. I found a few silhouettes in the far distance of the horizon and found that the figures seemed to be walking on all fours. “Alright, creepy 3D cartoon tree and ominous dark figures in the distance.. alright... not creepy at all.” I gave a nervous cough and sat down on my rump in the soft grass and sat myself into the fetal position. “It’s ok Mark, you haven’t gone insane.. not yet, I hope..” I chanted to myself as I rocked my body back and forth. I heard the rustling of leaves and turned my attention back towards the tree I had seen just a moment ago and stared at it, trying to find the source of the rustling. That was when a impossibly fast pink blur lunged from the top of the tree and tackled me to the ground. “HI!” The voice was feminine but it didn’t matter. I didn’t open my eyes after I hit the ground, I just instinctively pushed the pouncing figure off of me and began running for my life. As I ran for safety, I summoned my manhood from bottom to top and cried out from the top of my lungs, “RRRRAAAAWWWWWWWNNN!!!!!!!” As I shot through the field, I began to approach a small town. I didn’t bother to stop and examine my current situation, because as I ran, I could hear footsteps coming from close behind. Fueling my adrenaline. I quickly approached the first building I could reach and began pulling on the door in an attempt to open it,“It’s not a pull!” I yelled. I quickly changed tactics and pushed on the door as I held on the doorknob. The door flung open and I slammed it behind me, locking it into place. I shot to the corner of the room with a chair in hand to defend myself from the bright pink assaulter,“Stay back! I have a chair!” I heard light knocks on the door then deafening silence. From behind the wooden door, a loud and echoing voice called out out to someone. “RAINBOW DASH!” With those short words, a roaring sound could be heard as something rocketed overtop the house. The roaring never seemed to cease but it slowly began to fade into the distance as time passed. The voice called from the other side of the door once again, but this time directed at me,“Get ready Mark! This’ll be fun!” I questioned the voices idea of fun when the sound of roaring began to near once more. With a grand and catastrophic boom, another blur, blue this time, shot through the ceiling and then a bright white light blinded my vision as it made contact with the wooden flooring. As my vision slowly began to return, I found that the house had been completely destroyed and dust filled the air. With the chair I held in hand, I directed it towards the cyan blur once more and shook in fear. “I said stay back! I have a chair and I’ll shove it up your ass if I have to!” As the dust seemed to settle, the blur began to take shape, and then it was shortly accompanied with the pink blur as well. They both began to take form and I slowly lowered the chair in disbelief. “Ponies!?” I asked myself. I noticed the pink one as the all too memorable Pinkie Pie, terror of my nightmares after I finished my modded let’s play. I tried not to blink and kept her within my field of vision as I turned to the other blue pony. If the name Pinkie called earlier was this one, then that means... “Stay back!” I cowered behind the chair and slowly edged my way over towards the door. They held confused expressions as they stared at me. Rainbow tried to take a step towards me but I stopped her in her tracks as I yelled once more. “Ah! Nope! You stay right where you are and.. just... stay....” I tightly gripped my left hand around the chair and the door knob within the other. I quickly opened the door and edged myself out of it with the chair still in hand. I closed the door behind me and gazed back towards the destroyed home once again, but then something made my mind drift. The walls were gone, so why did I bother to leave through the door? I placed my hand against my face in agitation and tried to back away from the residence, trying to make sure they wouldn’t follow me. As the house faded into the distance, I figured it was a good enough time to turn around. With the turn of my gaze, two figures stood behind me. Waiting. “Took you long enough.” Said Pinkie Pie. “Yeah it did, you egghead!” The blue pony held an irritated look. I took a step back and just felt all motivation to run away die. “How long have you two been following me?” I asked. The pink pony spoke up. “Well, you closed the door and started to space out or something for a moment. Me and Rainbow Dash walked out of the side of the house and followed you, but since we were behind you, and your back was facing away from the house, you followed us instead!” “What?” I gave a few uncomfortable laughs of disbelief,“What?!” ////////////////         After a bit of explanation, Pinkie told me where I was, why I was here, and how long I would be here for. A mere twenty-four hours and then I would return home, to my world. My life.         Only twenty-three hours left to go I suppose. And within an hours time, I woke up inside a new world, chased miles by ponies and witnessed the utter destruction of a house. Within one hours time....         This is going to be one long day...