My Little Invader Chapter 4
Filler and Pointless-ness
When Zim was taken to Ponyville the Mane Six immediately went their separate ways, all but Pinkie Pie. Pinkie took Zim to Sugarcube Corner, the small bakery shop owned by the Cake Family. Zim slowly looked inside the shop and noticed one interesting thing, how do Ponies grab things with no fingers?
"Very interesting", says Zim, he makes a few adjustments to his pony disguise through his Pak allowing him to gain fingers or Claws, little does Zim know someone is watching him.
"Wow!", calls a voice
Zim is in shock, "EH? WHO ARE YOU? DID THE DOG SEND YOU!" Zim shouts and points towards a Mint colored Unicorn.
"Oh sorry", she says, "I just couldn't help but notice your cool Claw thingies! My name is Lyra Heartstrings, what's yours?" She extends her hoof towards Zim for a Hoof-shake.
Zim slowly lifts up his hoof and shakes Lyra's Hoof, "I am...INVADER! YES MY NAME IS INVADER, yes, Invader", he shouts with twitch in his eye. A crowd of ponies stare at Zim with horrified looks and back away from Zim slowly. Zim stares back at them with a creepy stare along with a smile revealing his sharp ugly Irken teeth.
Lyra is amazed, "Wow...dude that is some cool dental work", she says.
Zim looks back at Lyra and then questions her, "Why are interested in my Robo-Claw?...IT IS A mere invention I made while I live here in Ponyville for the time being...since no one has fingers" he mutters under his breath. Lyra is now up and uncomfortably close to Zim's face now.
"Well", Lyra stutters, "Here's the thing...", she blushes a bit. She looks back and forth in case "Anypony" is listening. "Can I tell you something?" She says to Zim, Zim nods in a clueless manner. "Well...I have...A fascination with...Humans!", She shouts. She then prepares herself for ridicule.
Zim looks at her, "Humans?...You study HUMANS?" He screams.
"Is that bad?", Lyra stutters.
Zim's eyes flare up in rage, "OF COURSE IT IS! HUMANS ARE THE MOST UGLY, DISGUSTING, VILE, AND MOST STUPID OF ALL SPECIES!", he announces. Zim has then noticed he attracted a crowd around him and Lyra. Lyra not knowing what to say, just bursts into tears and runs out of Sugarcube Corner crying. A small group of Anti-Anthropology Ponies outside the shop see Lyra running and cheer and parade Zim around town. A crowd cheer Zim, while Twilight runs up to Zim.
"Invader, what did you do?", Twilight says to Zim.
"Oh it is you Nerdy Pony! I have shown this town that Humans are vile and absolutely horrible!" Zim signals Twilight to join him in his circle of fame.
Twilight put her hoof on Zim's shoulder ,"Invader...I saw Lyra crying, did you make fun of her?"
Zim is a bit confused, The Unicorn before him sounds like she's talking down to him. Zim becomes a bit annoyed and irritated and shoves Twilight aside. Twilight then uses her magic to drag Zim by his literal Pony Tail and drag him towards Lyra and BonBon's Apartment. Lyra is signaled by her friend BonBon to come to the door. Zim is accompanied by Twilight and Rainbow Dash.
"SAY YOU'RE SORRY!", Rainbow shouts at Zim.
"NO!" Zim screams in reply.
"If you don't say you're sorry I'll punch YOU!", Rainbow says sternly as she puts a hoof against Zim's face.
Zim, with all urges and restraint says to Lyra, "...I'm sorry......Lyra". Lyra immediately forgives Lyra and hugs Zim to a tight degree in which Zim announces ,"OH MY SQUEEDLY-SPOOCH!"
Zim returns to his Base later that night and removes his Pony disguise, "How do those Ponies maintain such...such...PEACE? D'oh it makes me SO MAD I COULD HURT SOMETHING!"
GIR walks up to his master, to only be kicked by Zim.
"..Now I'm better!", Zim remarks.
To be Continued...............