//------------------------------// // Chapter 3: What is it? // Story: Living Death and the Pony who understood // by The Fez and The Marcher //------------------------------// "So ...you're telling me you never even thought of a name for me?" Said the silky black pony that now stood in the same Library as Magic Fez and Twilight. "Yes..." Uttered Magic Fez gilty for not doing so. "WELL THEN! I guess i'm gonna need one!" The creature spoke in a happy tone, but this confused Magic Fez. "WHAT?! I THOUGHT YOU'D FREAKING STRANGLE ME IF I TOLD YOU!" Magic Fez shouted. "Ok now you're just judging my insainity! Look Magic Fez I may be crazy but I'm not gonna go and strangle my creator!" He blurted back. "Well I just assumed tha-" he paused mid sentence. "d-did you just say my name?" He made a very questionable face. "Yes of course! your name is Magic Fez, you were cursed so you don't have a horn like you used to and you use that Fez as a substatute AND! you spent five months looking for the lost component to finish my biological structure!" Twilight looked up from the machine she was studying the creature with and Magic Fez was just plain dumbfounded. "How...How the...HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ALL THAT?!" He yelled scared for the answer "YOU'VE ONLY LIVED FOR TWO HOURS MUCH LESS EVEN READ A BOOK ABOUT SCIANCE, OR EVEN KNEW WHO I WAS!!" Magic Fez was about to say one more thing but the creature interupted him. "Well you see, thanks to a loss of my own mind I can read others! that's how I know about both of you already! all it takes is one look and I get FILLED with all kinds of information, does that answer your questions?" The pony acted innocent and gave Magic Fez a grin. "uhh...wha-...fuck it my brain hurts to much to even THINK." Magic Fez dropped to the ground holding his head. Twilight spoke up finally after this whole ordeal. "well there's some good news and some...strange...news...good news is that his vitals are perfectly normal and the...shadow blood...is pumping normaly." Magic Fez got up and blurted out. "what's the strange news?!" Twilight spoke in a rather un-nerving voice. "well...his brain...it's working...all of it...he's not using magic to read or thoughts and memories...he just..." she sighed. "he just can..." Twilight wasn't done speaking though. "not only did you create the first artifical pony...you created one that's a genious beyond belief!" Magic Fez had no words none at all, but the shadow pony did. "Hello!" He waved his hoof in front of Magic Fez snapping him back into reality. "I do belive you owe me a name?" He snapped. "ooo! what about a name with Marcher in it? I always wanted to be a Marcher!" Magic Fez thought he thought and thought until his head hurt. (which at this point ment his head was thumping) But then out of the blue...an Idea struck his mind. "Black Marcher...h-how about that?" The creature thought. "that...is...fucking...AWESOME!!" Yelled Black Marcher, the shadow stallion. END OF CHAPTER THREE