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// Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Stuff....part Deux 
// Story: Reversed Chaos 
// by operaticphantom 
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	The very earth underneath him was breaking and falling into the void. The mountains had erupted and fire and ash rained down from the skies, and the winds whirled about him, with lightening flying overhead, striking left and right. Luna, he had to find Luna. Nothing else mattered except finding her and getting the buck out of here.

Discord looked left and right, desperately searching for the one pony he knew he knew, but all he saw was ash, and destruction. The he heard a voice from the black void of Tartarus.. 
Ddddiiissscccooorrrddd....."Who's there?" Iiiittt''sssss uuusssss Ddddiiissscccooorrrddd "WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!" You know all too weeellll.....after all.... YOU CAUSED THIS!!! "YOU'RE LYING! I WOULD NEVER DO THIS!!! Oh no? Well what about them? At this,faces drifted out of the black void of Tartarus.....faces he knew. All of them calling him evil, a monster, a freak, to just go and die.....But then he saw an all too familiar face... "No....not her...please...anything but her.." LOOK INTO THE FACE OF ALL YOUR MISTAKES!!! LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!......"Luna....no..." GET AWAY FROM US YOU MONSTER!!! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" And the darkness enveloped him, and dragged him down into the depths of hell.






Derpy was concerned. The little lord of chaos wasn't waking up, and it looked like he was having the doozy of all nightmares. He was tossing and turning, there was sweat running down his face, and he kept mumbling to himself, although to her they sounded like little squeaks of terror. She had tried everything: pleading with him, bargaining with him,  poking him, sounding an alarm, gently telling him to wake up, loudly telling him to wake up. Hell, she had even tried the muffin button, but all that gave her was an extra muffin.....mind you she wasn't about to complain about free muffins. But she simply did not not know what to do. Then, her colt friend, Time Turner, came into the room.
"Who's this?"

"Oh, hey Turny, This is baby discord. He's having a nightmare, and I don't know how to wake him up."

"Have you tried the Muffin Button?"

"Yep"

"Really? Huh......what about bananas? I like bananas. Bananas are good."

"*sigh* I don't think everyone likes bananas like you do dear....Maybe if I tried giving him some pe-"

"Don't you dare say that word.....you know how much I hate them."

"Sorry.... I forgot myself....."

"Well maybe I could use my sonic screw-"

"Hey...not the time or the place hon....maybe a little later tonight though....*nudge*"

"......I meant the actual sonic screw driver..... and that was kinda hot."

Then, Dinky entered the room, drawn to the sounds of conversation.

"Mommy, who's that?"

"Oh hi Dinky. That's Discord, and we're trying to find a way to wake him up."

"Why don't you just give him a hug?"

*facehoof*

"Turny, why didn't we think of this?"

"I dunno, you're the one who was a pony to begin with!"

And so their conversation went on like that for quite some time. Dinky knew that her mom and colt friend weren't going to be sensible anytime soon, so she decided to take matters into her own hands... I mean hooves...why would she be thinking of "hands"?

DID SOMEBODY SAY HANDS!?!?!?!?!

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT ANOTHER ONE!!! THAT'S IT, I'M FIXING THAT DAMN FOURTH WALL!!!

Oh no, you don't have to do that. I'll just leave...heh heh heh....can....can I?

*sigh* yes you may see them

squuueeee

Now can I get back to the story?

yes......

Good.....now, where was I?......Oh right....*ahem*

Dinky held the little Discord in her hooves and gently rocked him back and forth.

"There there, it's okay. You're safe here..... you can wake up now"

"Gah?"

"Is he awake Dinky?"

"Yeah mommy. He's fine....Do you wanna meet my family?"

"Gah!"

"Yay! Well this is my mom Derpy Hooves. She's a mailmare, and makes the best muffins ever. This is her Coltfriend Dr. Hooves...I don't know his first name so we just call him the doctor. This Blue thingy is a....uummm.... Doctor, what is it again?

"It's a Tardis my dear. And I can take you all on a trip if you like."

"Gah?"

"Of course it's cafe. I've been doing this for over 800 years."

"G-gah!!!"

"Well of course I can understand you. I do speak baby. Now Alons-y!!!"

And with that the entire family charged into the glowing Tardis, Off to a brand new planet and time space, where no pony had gone before. When will we find out how their adventure goes?

{Bweeeeooooo}{Bweeeeoooooo}{Bweeeeoooooo}

Right now apparently.

"Can you believe what those tentacle monsters did to that wall? And did you see the look on the Doctor's face? Priceless."

"Hey, at least I didn't bawl like a baby when they sacrificed that giant muffin to Bahamut."

"HEY!....you know how much I like muffins!"

"Well at least I didn't scream like a girl when that goo monster snuck up behind me!"

"And I can't believe we avoided the weeping angels! By Celestia they creeped me out."

"Who turned out the lights?"

"AAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH.....*GASP* *GASP* Please don't do that again...... Man I could go for a muffin right about now"

"Gah!"

"What did he say?"

"He said he wanted to try one."

"Oh perfect! Let me get them ready!"

And with that, Derpy baked her famous banana walnut muffins. Then they all took a nap on the couch and went to sleep.



THE END