Phew. The war is over. Fluttershy's little hut in the Ever Free Forretress is actually quite cozy.
...Yes, she lives inside a blinking Forretress. That replaced the Everfree Forest.
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Bucking huge Forretress...
Anyway, on with the story.
Oh. How did I escape the missile? Pinkie Pie. That's all you're getting from me.
Octavia huffed some crack and stumbled out of the meeting hall, intent on destroying or at least derping up six robot masters: Rainbow Cut, Appleguts, Twilight Bomb, Icity, Pinkie Fire, and Eleccershy. Conveniently for her, Icity and Eleccershy had positioned themselves right in front of the door that she had just smashed through. She fired her Mega Buster at the two robots, soaking them thoroughly in a lazer that smelt oddly like urine. Icity began melting.
She screamed, "My gorgeous horn is melting!"
Eleccershy, however, merely cleared her throat and sent a very dainty and FU-CKIN' POWERFUL charge of electricity up the stream and deep into Octavia's loins. Shy leapt forward and delivered a drop kick to Octavia's nuts. The hazelnuts between her hindlegs cracked in half, exposing the meaty flesh within. She picked up one of the hazelnuts and went to eat it while Octavia was stunned. A fist the size of a dozen grapefruits slammed the side of her face in, shattering the poor jaw of the robotic mare. The pony curled in on herself and began glowing red, so Octavia thought it best to disappear.
As she ran, however, she bowled right into Twilight Bomb who blew up and sent her flying into Rainbow Cut. The rainbow scissored pony retaliated to the sudden death of her compatriot by bucking Octavia's flanks with her own. Repeatedly. With ever-Iincreasing speed. Until she sighed and stopped.
Scissors are fun.
Octavia fell asleep then. Her high slowly ebbed away amongst dreams of lionshark taming in a sea of trees.
The next day, as she awoke, there was a random cornucopia of onomatopoeia outside. Ponyopolis was over attack! Octavia looked outside to see a flood of miscellaneous animals and guards charging the place where she had slept the night away. She shifted her vision around outside and saw the Princesses and the Elements of Harmony marching angrily up to her door. She slammed the window closed and panicked.
A knock on the door froze the poor earth pony in place. She couldn't remember anything of that last night. She nibbled a hoof as the second knock came.
And then she remembered with shocking clarity.
She had pissed on Rarity, punched Fluttershy, crashed into Twilight and banged Rainbow Dash.
"...Well, life was good while it lasted."
And then she snorted crack again.