I was spreadin' my Chaos through the soapy Equestria road,
When along came a pony with a high and mighty attitude,
She was bitchin' something hard about Harmony and style,
And so I flew along her head and then I settled down and sighed,
She asked me "What's the point of this?" and so I did reply,
Yeah I said, "Listen, I'm gonna lay it out right now." I sang:

I will kill your friends, Twi'
I will kill your friends, Twi'
I'll lay their organs bare, Twi'
Their screams will fill the air, Twi'
Of murder I'll have my share, Twi'
I will kill your friends

Yes I will;
Stab them, beat them, spear them, then filet 'em, butcher them, slaughter them, hang them, maybe gore 'em, poison them, pierce them, bludgeon them, slice'n'dice 'em, drown them, erase them, smother them, massacre 'em, lynch them, finish them, dispatch 'em, execute 'em, terminate 'em, Obliterate 'em, and behead 'em, I will kill 'em.

Yeah I'll kill:
Big Mac, Cheerlilee, Lyra, Carrot Cake, Rainbow Dash, Bonbon, Cup Cake, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Caramel, Applejack, Appleloosa, Snow Flake, Pipsqueak, Pony Joe, Twilight Velvet, Rarity, Rarity, Fluttershy, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Granny Smith, what a hit!

See I will:
Impale them, hang them, draw them, and quarter 'em, immure them, wheel break 'em, stone them, the pendulum, flay them, drop them, Discord 'em, bleed them, keelhaul them, pamper them, the Bronze Bull, cedar them, Idaho, cliff hang them, crucify them, inside-out 'em, weaponize them, coronate 'em, I'm a little mean, huh?

Oh I'll kill:
Derpy Hooves, Fancy Pants, Shining Armour, not Blueblood, Typecast, Staghorn, Princess Cadance, Wall Breaker, TD, Silverspeak, Sunny Meadows, Chaska, Tenderheart, Loaded Dice, Tricky Strings, Luna too, Doctor Hooves, Cinnamon Swirl, Iron Will, Flim & Flam, Snips & Snails, Canterlot, the whole lot...

I will kill your friends.

Interdimensional communication is affected by your location? The only way I can figure it is if you're using a centralized signal-booster, but you'd think if you can pierce the walls of reality you'd be able to overcome native distance issues, wouldn't you? I mean, you'd have to be using to pieces of technology with vastly different levels of intricacy and advancement for this to make sense.

Though come to think of it, where are you anyway? Where are any of you for that matter? Are you in some sort of interdimensional communication hub connected to various alternate versions of Equestria? Are you each in separate universes that are connected into some kind of underlying framework between universes? And do your communication devices run on technology, magic, or some mixture of cheddar cheese and pixie dust?

I need answers people, and I need you to deliver them or become relatively nauseous trying!

Being Trapped in Stone is DULL!

by Jioplip

Musical Interlude 2: I Will Kill Your Friends