Snoring in his large bed, Discord enjoyed the day time nap he was taking. Not having a busy schedule today gave him the chance to sleep in and just bum it, although that was pretty much his daily routine anyway, so it wasn't like this was really any different. Having used his lion paw to prop his head up, he felt like his neck was now beginning to get sore from the angle. He tried to move his paw out of the way, but felt his cheek pull with it as well.
"Huh?" Now awake, he sat up in his bee and noticed his paw as stuck to his cheek. "What in the world!?"
He tried to pull his limb away, but his cheek was beginning to stretch out with it as he did before snapping back. "What the heck happened!?" Grabbing his stuck arm with his talons, he tried to pull it off with all his strength, but all he did was pull his face out like a rubber band and sucked back in.
Confused at what was happening, Discord crawled out of bed and floated over to his mirror. he saw a strange substance under his law and all over his cheek. His eyes then fell upon the empty jar of glue by his bedside, causing his face to turned a bright red with anger. "I bet Tia had her little revenge last night, that cake munching troll!"
Storming out of his room, he began flying down the hallway towards the white alicorns room. "You think you have got me? Think again Tia!"
"AHHHH!"
Discord slowed to a stop from the loud scream coming from Luna's chambers. Confused, he quickly went over and pushed open her doors. "Hey, what is going- oh my goodness..." Discord had to put his talons up to his mouth to hold back his laughter.
Luna was sitting up in her bed, both of her hooves stuck to her cheeks. As she tried to pull, her face shifted just like the fun house mirrors that you walk by. Discord snorted as he stared at her feeble attempt to get free. "Oh my, it looks like your in a... Sticky situation."
"Shut up!" Luna snapped, "you aren't doing any better than me!"
Discord immediately lost his smile, remembering the paw stuck to himself. "It seems that Tia had a little payback for the spider in her room thing."
"Oh, no kidding?" Rolling her eyes, Luna tried to pull on her hooves again, but like before they just forced her cheeks to yank out. "What kind of a joke is this!?"
Snapping his talons, Discord tried to magically remove the glue, but miraculously, it was unaffected by his power. "Not even my magic can touch it. What is this stuff?"
Over on her dresser, Luna saw the empty jar Celestia left and levitated it over so she could read it. "Anti-magic super glue. Make sure your piece of workmanship never comes apart, whether it be bad weather or pesky fillies."
The draconequus grew red with fury, "she is trying to taunt us even more now! She sticks us like this and then writes that little comment in the end!"
"No... That is what is on the label." Luna bluntly stated before dropping the jar on the ground. "She put super glue... On my face. That... That... That stupid cow!"
Sighing, Discord rested his free arm on the side of the bed, "with stuff like this, there is only one way to free ourselves."
The blue alicorn's eyes shot open, for she knew exactly what he meant. "I am not going to let you rip my hooves off my face!"
"Oh come on lulu! You know this glue can only come off when it is pulled apart. And I know you cannot pull this off on your own. Are you going to the medical ward looking like that, because I sure am not."
Huffing, Luna couldn't help but agree to his idea. She couldn't even imagine what her guards would say if they saw her looking like that. She began Blushing just from thinking of the snickers and laughs from the staff of the castle if they even just heard what she had went through. Not even saying another word, she scooted her body to the side of the bed. Once there, she let her hind legs dangle over the edge and leaned her face outward.
"Just... Do it fast." She shakingly asked.
Seeing her in this position made Discord chuckle as he stepped towards her. "Don't worry, I'll do it like a band aid." Facing her, he grabbed her right hoof with his talons, and wrapped his tail around her left. "Ready?"
Luna trembled as he tightened his grip. "O-ok. On the count of three." Shutting her eyes, she took a deep breath. "One... Two-
RIP!
"AAAAHHHHH!" Luna screamed out as her hooves were yanked off her face. "MOTHER BUCKER!!!"
As soon as he let go of her flailing limbs, Discord fell back and burst out in laughter. "Bwahaha! Oh my goodness, that was a reaction I didn't expect!"
"What did you think I would do!?" Luna snapped, "it felt like you ripped my face off! Why did you not wait till three!?"
"Oh don't worry, if i waited you would have tensed up. and by the way, I only ripped off part of it."
"What?" Luna ran over to her mirror and saw the damage... Both her cheeks had bald spots where the fur had been ripped away. Going pale, she lifted up her hooves and saw the clumps of blue hair stuck to the bottom. "You have got to be kidding me."
Crawling off the ground, Discord took several raspy breaths as he tried to calm his laughter. "I thought you would have a few hairs gone, but I didn't think you would lose all that."
"I didn't lose it, you ripped it out!"
Hey hey, don't get mad at me!" Discord frowned at the accusation, "I wasn't the one who glued you."
Teeth bared, Luna snorted at her reflection. "This, sucks."
"Hey, don't mean to butt in on your moment, but I need help here." Discord grunted as he pointed to his stuck face.
Luna glared at him through the mirror. "Sure, I'll help you with your... Sticky situation." Opening up her cabinet, Luna pulled out a long whip and a pair of hand cuffs.
Discord eyes stared in utter disbelief to what she had in her wardrobe. "Uhh... Are those for-" he stopped talking as she shot him a threatening glare.
"I would suggest you never speak a word of what you saw in my private drawer." Luna said with a cold tone.
Discord simply nodded his head as she brought the cuffs and clasped them on his stuck paw. Tying the whip to the other side of the cuff, she pulled it over towards her closet and opened it. Tying it onto the door handle, she positioned herself so her back end was towards the open door.
"When I buck this door, it will pull your arm off."
"You are going to use a door to get my face unstuck!?" Discord yelled.
"Don't worry, I'll do it like a band aid. On the count to three." Luna said with total sarcasm.
Now that he was in this position, Discord didn't find any amusement in it. Sweating profusely, he began taking quick breaths to prepare himself. "Alright, just give me a moment to- wait why are you already getting up to kick!?"
"Three!"
BOOM!
"BUCK!!!!!"